Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Poop Shoot]

I love the idea of Nick spending a few thousand to renovate a streaming space…. All for him to keep canceling shows.

lol the space wasn’t the problem bottle-breath.

 

[Potatoherder]

I am going to say at some point this year YT memberships are going to be reopened. He has admitted defeat on rumble/locals and that would allow him to have a steady income outside their evil grasp.

 

[Anticipointment]

Look, if Rumble has a better product, then people will go to the better product, right? That's the idea. And that's what I've been telling Rumble, like if you've got the better thing and the better chat and the better viewing experience, let's fucking go. People will organically go there.

That’s so funny because Nick has previously told people to “Get Off Of YouTube”, that Rumble IS the better experience, that they’ve improved so much & anyone who cares about free speech will make the switch.

 

[Fapcop]

Calling it now: Nick is going to get so wetbrained, that he forgot he didn’t do the Rumble switch. He’s going to go on a drunk, rage filled nigger and faggot rant, and will get booted off YouTube.

 

[BathTubShine]

Cucky Nicky, I wish you million whiskey bottles brother man!
It's a fine Wednesday to cancel few shows, so why don't you just sit back and pour yourself few glasses of finest top shelf stuff to get the day going, that would totally own those karenfarms incels for sure!
Maybe even have an watch-party of Cuties and American Beauty with your Daddy-Daxipad and Vito the Pedo?

 

[miss ethanol]

"It has been long since I have read about my favorite cow, let´s see what shenanigans he has been up to. Dear John? Another debate about our wife being a whore or a victim? The Rumble contract is gone? No debate about tripods?"
Seriously you go for a while and Nick starts doing amusing shit, but I am happy that he continues to entertain (at his expense).

The funniest thing about this fag is how he describes even the most mundane tasks as if they're titanic struggles the rest of the world can't even understand. Because nobody has done this shit. Except the epic hero Nicky Cuckieta.

It is like CWC talking about lifting a dog house.

He doesn’t realise that people used to tune in when he would cover law and trials when he was sitting in what looked like a messy portakabin (U.K. name maybe? temporary modular building site building) on a shitty, grainy webcam, with piles of paper behind him.

I remember him streaming from a conference in bumfuck Texas, this was before weebwars and he had a decent amount of viewers.

He's going to end up streaming from a cuck shed with all his shitty paintings in the corner of the room, some decorations half heartedly pinned to the wall, the floor covered in empty bottles. The only difference from his current setup will be his memorabilia and books will also be piled on the floor because he'll never get around to putting in shelves.

When I was in school there was this trend of decorating your room with empty alcohol bottles. I can see Nick doing the same thing to brag about the expensive alcohol he licks out of bottles drinks.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah good work on that. It seemed sus but I didn't care enough to investigate.

Same with his truck allegedly being broken into and joyridden around the infield of Daytona. Doesn't make sense. Convenient timing of all these shitty things to happen to him with him finishing dead last way behind even the second last person in qualifying.

Over on the CG thread @Mikoyan, who is a NASCAR guy, pointed out the improbability of his story. What likely happened is he parked it where he wasn't supposed to, and it was moved.

As for the "swatting," I'm gonna be charitable and say there was probably an emergency response in his neighborhood, and maybe even a firetruck in his driveway, but there's a lot of other things that make the whole thing questionable. One other giant red flag is that he titled the stream "I got swatted for defending Dokibird." Coomy really wants to be involved in this vtuber shit, and that title seemed perfectly tailored to make him seem like a white knight.

All of these people are fake AF. Never take them at their word.

Calling it now: Nick is going to get so wetbrained, that he forgot he didn’t do the Rumble switch. He’s going to go on a drunk, rage filled nigger and faggot rant, and will get booted off YouTube.

I agree. There's a lot of things he's said and done on his show after the switch where I think he would have gotten hit by a community guidelines strike. I don't engage in or advocate flagging, but not everybody feels that way. He'd either have to clean up his act a lot, or he'll likely be forced off TY eventually.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Over on the CG thread @Mikoyan, who is a NASCAR guy, pointed out the improbability of his story. What likely happened is he parked it where he wasn't supposed to, and it was moved.

That's being very generous to assume that anything happened at all other than him finishing way off in last place and wanting distractions.

 

[Kurohige]

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Man wowee, wow... That clip of MATI I put on Twitter sure did get under his skin.

The dude hits the gym regularly as much as he literally fucks around with women (and men). He had a fine gig going on working in failing or trash industries.

This online gig just isn't for him.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick's new meta is "bathroom breaks" that are 10 minutes long or longer and lead to him coming back and saying he needs to check on people, whatever that means.

SNORT

I am kinda shocked he's not going Rumble exclusive, but I guess that makes sense for him if he wants to stick it to Rumble (or rather feel like he is... as I doubt they are out much of anything by not renewing). That might bite him in the ass though, since Youtube's community standards are higher, and he might end up Rumble exclusive anyways (or on another platform altogether).

There's no money on Rumble.

Interesting. Slip up? Habit? Did he make a rash decision to not switch tonight? Editor Ryan still being paid to make show descriptions or whatever he does?

The most I've seen Ryan do is noseguard in elissa's comments on one occasion. So he noseguards about as well as he edits.

I wonder if he's gonna try and go back to more sober (*snark*) legal content now? Like I said, YouTube isn't as forgiving as Rumble.

He isn't capable. Too much brain damage. I would expect him to pivot to doing relationship shows like he has been promising.... Who am I kidding? Nick doesnt' keep promises. Expect a continuation of his discount Tim Pool routine.

Now he's claiming he wants to build a studio for him to stream in.

Him and Jack Scalfani.

He's just preemptively creating an excuse so people don't say "Man, it sure looks like Nick is streaming alone from a studio apartment these days"

"Why does Nick's stuido look like Ethan Ralph's trailer?"
"What's that hollerin' in the background?"

 

[Sharpeteer]

The dude hits the gym regularly as much as he literally fucks around with women (and men). He had a fine gig going on working in failing or trash industries.

This online gig just isn't for him.

I'm sick of the "GAMESTOP IS DYING" videos that everybody and their dog did in the 2010s, and Camelot is just going to drive that trend even further into the ground. While I understand some people are genuinely shadow-banned on YouTube and Xitter, I hate it when that cop-out is used by actual uninteresting grifters like him. I bet you the million dollars that Nick will wish someone that he's not actually shadow-banned, but people just recognize he's a hack and don't care about his videos.

Yeah his earlier videos hit, but dude no one cares. No one gives a fuck about Camelot. Make another video crying about not having friends.

 

[Captain Manning]

That's being very generous to assume that anything happened at all other than him finishing way off in last place and wanting distractions.

That could be true too.

There's no money on Rumble.

There's some, but not as much, yeah. @Potatoherder basically proved it this morning. He jumped up to the $500 level in superchats just by doing the entire show on Youtube. It's not like his content got good all of a sudden. It's that he did the entire show on a platform that's more convenient for most people.

The issue is I don't think he has the discipline to stay on Youtube. Nick probably welcomes the added money, but he's also a obstinate SOB that places greater value doing whatever he wants, regardless of whether it's stupid or self-sabotaging.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Calling it now: Nick is going to get so wetbrained, that he forgot he didn’t do the Rumble switch. He’s going to go on a drunk, rage filled nigger and faggot rant, and will get booted off YouTube.

He already did that.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick on AV to the 7th Power channel:

- He opens by coping about his schedule.

- He talks about how all judges hate him becuase he does not respect them. He gets called 'a veteran attorney' by the host (~23:30 minutes)

- He says he talks with hos YouTube person about how notifications are horrible (~36:00)

- Nick said he sang karaoke over his 'flu' (~45:45)

- NIck me this woman because Lead Attorney brought her to his Vegas event (~53:15)

- Nick likes Taylor Swift (~1:17:00)

Joe not inviting Nick:

Lol that’s really gay.

Autistic

Who fucking does this?
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What the fuck are you two idiots supposed to be looking at?
At least Nick typically aligns his guests' feed so that people appear to be looking at each other.

She also apparently can't be assed to write a complete ellipsis.
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https://www.youtube.com/@AVtothe7thpower

> Law, True Crime + Debauchery
Oh, now it fucking makes sense.

She lists herself as a "legal analyst" but at one point she claimed to be a law student. Maybe that didn't go very well.

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https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avtothe7thpower/

https://archive.is/uaqcP

She apparently went to law school in her late 20's and later in life like Nick. Nick and her also share a financial sector work history.

Kickers keep winning. I have nothing against Rumble and hope their platform succeeds but the technical issues are rough. They have improved the UI a bit and the site is more stable than the past but its still not up to the competition's standards. Kick IMO has a nicer UI (basically just a clone of Twitch), way better chat, and never has playback problems during a stream. The only reason why I watch MATI on Rumble is stream rollback while live (which Kick is supposed to get at some point).

I will gladly switch to Kick to watch replays if it is more stable. I just want to be able to pull ut up on my browser and listen at work.

I can't believe it's actually happening, I thought it would be too optimistic to hope it happened, but it looks like he's going to pull the Patrick full denial of reality card: "No, stalker, I haven't "lost my Rumble contract". Those are your delusions again. My contract has never lapsed, not even for a single day. Enjoy prison."

Like Patrick did with paying the judgment which was clearly verifiable from public court records.

I assumed he would go with claiming that HE chose to walk away because Rumble sucks, which he seems to be edging towards, but we'll see if he ever discusses his contract situation in a transparent way.

I am still looking for that clip, but it was very Fatrick-esque. Unfortunately Nick does not continue posturing and he just ignores further critique, hoping it gets memory-holed.

I used all my Suno AI credits today for this. Please reply with your stickers since I no longer receive notification driven dopamine hits.

I haven't laughed this hard in over a month. Please don't skip over until you get to the part where the AI peers into Nick's soul and sees only darkness.
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Pop version
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This is going in the 'art tribute' section of the new OP. I laughed at the 'dark' version.

 

[Kurohige]

I bet you the million dollars that Nick will wish someone that he's not actually shadow-banned, but people just recognize he's a hack and don't care about his videos.

Yeah his earlier videos hit, but dude no one cares. No one gives a fuck about Camelot. Make another video crying about not having friends.

His whole online niche is that he's a masochist. Definitely the most yoked dude with a (forced) victim mentality, but there's a first for everything.

Ironically, he'll never get a thread here. There's no (clean) milk to get!

 

[Sharpeteer]

Ironically, he'll never get a thread here. There's no (clean) milk to get!

I've seen suggestions that he should get one, and I really hope he never does. Unlike Nick, Camelot so badly wants one, and you know he would never stop with the "KIWIS ARE ATTACKING ME" videos and posts, all to try and make something of it.

 

[AnOminous]

As for the gift itself, Nick should have done shot glasses. He got caught up in having something 'special' and now anything that he gives out will be underwhelming and most of the 5k will sit in wastage.

Nick is a loser faggot. He lies, claims he's going to do shit he has no intention of doing, and steals money from people based on false claims. It's no longer just a meme joke that he's a grifter. He is indeed a man who makes false promises, steals money from people, and never delivers on things he promised to do.

Meanwhile, he spends the money he stole on disgusting sexual perversions.

That genie isn't going back in the bottle.

Lmao NOTHING is "going back in the bottle" with Nick around.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Oh my God the new elissa clips vid is so bad. Nick looks SOOO awful. Legit he looks like an AIDS ridden meth addicted holocaust survivor. Dude is gonna die within 5 years max. His voice is also fucked, sounds like a crackhead. He's got that raspy broken voice junkies have.

 

[Strix454]

I've seen suggestions that he should get one, and I really hope he never does.

There were attempts at a thread for him as far back as 2019. His combination of being boring and really needy always defeats it IMO. His car racing, his stalking of that vtuber, that he is a furry and his grifting off comicsgate recently for money support his NASCAR LARPing gets him closer, but not close enough.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Nick is a loser faggot. He lies, claims he's going to do shit he has no intention of doing, and steals money from people based on false claims. It's no longer just a meme joke that he's a grifter. He is indeed a man who makes false promises, steals money from people, and never delivers on things he promised to do.

Meanwhile, he spends the money he stole on disgusting sexual perversions.

This new self-improvement shtick he's doing is fooling no one. Even his diehard fans know he isn't changing shit. This attitude shift may have been convincing when the bottle up the ass incident first happened (and that's a big maybe), but right now after plummeting so far and so fast with no remorse, or inclination to pull up, it just comes off as disingenuous.

Oh my God the new elissa clips vid is so bad. Nick looks SOOO awful. Legit he looks like an AIDS ridden meth addicted holocaust survivor. Dude is gonna die within 5 years max. His voice is also fucked, sounds like a crackhead. He's got that raspy broken voice junkies have.

Does anyone know what's going on with the sides of his forehead? He has these weird ridges forming:

I can only guess that his face is quite literally caving in on itself, and his malformed skull is peeking through his thin skin.