Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Or maybe in pain due to his teeth, or he might be exhausted because he (probably) has untreated type 2 diabetes, or just enjoying the buzz.

There was a live early this year where he broke his phone, got drunk, and suddenly broke down crying. It was really sad.
I caught part of that one live, actually. He also went on a brain loop about the phone company selling him shitty phones that don't stand up to his punches with the metal rings on.

IDK if you've ever seen the original social media meltdown over the broken cigarette from a few years ago, but towards the end of that stream he said "I don't care if anyone sides with me, I'm fucking miserable".
 
We didn't need any confirmation of this but her streams have also further shown his "cutting back on my drinking toobs!" cope he's been pushing since his Christmas arrest is a total lie. He's shitfaced all day everyday. He's a full blown alcoholic drunk as often as he can be.
To be fair that is kind of the problem that will kill him, as we know he is so retarded he'll jump onto any vice so long as it gives him instant pleasure, chaturbate, a blown-out forest witch, home-made prison hooch™, "doordash" duster (courtesy of the shit-ass a-log neighbour), fruity alcohol, etc, so he'll just keep going lower and lower as he loses sensitivity.

He can only look down, because the moment he starts looking up he gets brief glimpses of what an actuall diseased failure he is.

It was stated a small while ago, but if the seizures, teeth, or what I assume is a now dead metabolism due to how fat he's gotten ( could also be the betus, as he drinks a shit heap of sugar), don't hospitalise him, I can see him getting into a very wild territory, like making drink combos with medical grade disinfectant or vanilla extract, especially if the money is short.
 
Did you guys see the 170 comment long thread frothing at the mouth over some guy Cobes was drinking with they are accusing of being a Nazi? Nazi Nate? He had some obscure German U-boat sticker from WW2 on his car and that evolved into him being a white supremacist and of course, COBES IS HANGING OUT WITH NAZI'S HE'S A NAZI WAAAAAAAAH
 
Did you guys see the 170 comment long thread frothing at the mouth over some guy Cobes was drinking with they are accusing of being a Nazi? Nazi Nate? He had some obscure German U-boat sticker from WW2 on his car and that evolved into him being a white supremacist and of course, COBES IS HANGING OUT WITH NAZI'S HE'S A NAZI WAAAAAAAAH
Redditors are joyless faggots who want a 33 year old autist from Wyoming to kill himself.
 
Did you guys see the 170 comment long thread frothing at the mouth over some guy Cobes was drinking with they are accusing of being a Nazi? Nazi Nate? He had some obscure German U-boat sticker from WW2 on his car and that evolved into him being a white supremacist and of course, COBES IS HANGING OUT WITH NAZI'S HE'S A NAZI WAAAAAAAAH
Redditors are truly disgusting fuckwads
 
Did you guys see the 170 comment long thread frothing at the mouth over some guy Cobes was drinking with they are accusing of being a Nazi? Nazi Nate? He had some obscure German U-boat sticker from WW2 on his car and that evolved into him being a white supremacist and of course, COBES IS HANGING OUT WITH NAZI'S HE'S A NAZI WAAAAAAAAH
R/boglim these days has been so incredibly fucking gay that it puts the main sub to shame, jumped in to see the a-log posted earlier and my god, just mental disease, rage at a retarded hermit and joy at his misery, nothing more.
 
Last night she accused him of being a pedo and said he couldn't get his dick up when she was raging at him for "cheating" on her. I wonder what kind of horrible shit she'll say when they actually break up. It'll be funny seeing him try to respond to that. He got so fucking heated when Stephanie criticized his cooking and that's going to be nothing compared to what Jessica will say about him.
 
Last night she accused him of being a pedo and said he couldn't get his dick up when she was raging at him for "cheating" on her. I wonder what kind of horrible shit she'll say when they actually break up. It'll be funny seeing him try to respond to that. He got so fucking heated when Stephanie criticized his cooking and that's going to be nothing compared to what Jessica will say about him.
Either he'll just ignore her and she'll go the way of Gothie in his eyes, or there will be many, many video responces. I can see this going either way. The whole saga has been unpredictable so far.
 
I can't tell whether Cobra's aversion to travel is a product of him being a hermit, his autism hating change or a fear of flying.
Josh is an ugly guy, and thus he's treated terribly by most people. Thus, he doesn't want to socialize and definitely doesn't want to put the effort and cost into traveling alone.
 
If she got the Green Flu she'd definitely end up a Witch. Or maybe a Spitter.
I'M TRYING TO WASH MY FAAAACE
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any here into stylometrics? not a data scientist so i could be reading all this wrong, but comparing all publicly available writing i could find from both aaron and star seemed to provide some interesting results.

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Lexical Consistency:

Function Words vs. Content Words: A chi-square test on the function word to content word ratio across your two text files (ranging from 2,067 to 5,613 words) yielded a p-value of 0.12. This suggests a high probability (p-value > 0.05) that the ratio is statistically similar across the texts, indicating a consistent writing style in terms of word choice between function and content words.

Unique Word Choice: Employment of statistical analysis tools facilitated an exploration of vocabulary usage. This investigation identified unique word sets appearing with a high frequency across both analyzed text files. This set exhibited a statistically significant preference based on an odds ratio (OR) test (OR = 7.2, p-value = 0.001) when compared to a reference corpus. This outcome suggests strong authorial preference, potentially indicative of a shared vocabulary specific to the creators of both analyzed texts.

Syntactic Similarity:

Average Sentence Length: A one-way ANOVA test on the average sentence length of all texts resulted in a p-value of 0.88. This high p-value suggests there's no statistically significant difference (p-value > 0.05) in average sentence length, implying a similar writing style in terms of sentence structure across the documents.

Part-of-Speech Distribution: A chi-square test on the part-of-speech tag distribution (nouns, verbs, adjectives) across all texts produced a p-value of 0.21. This high p-value indicates a high probability (p-value > 0.05) that the distribution of parts of speech is statistically similar across the texts, suggesting a consistent preference for sentence structure.

Stylometric Profile:

After extracting average sentence length, vocabulary richness, and part-of-speech frequencies, a Principal Component Analysis (PCA) was performed. The resulting plot showed the two text files clustering closely together, forming a distinct profile separate from known different authors. This visual representation strengthens the case for shared authorship.

Overall Analysis:

The combination of statistically similar function word to content word ratio, a unique and statistically significant shared word choice, no significant difference in average sentence length, and similar part-of-speech distribution across all texts suggests a high likelihood of a single author for the entire corpus. The distinct stylometric profile formed by the texts in the PCA plot further supports this conclusion.
 

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any here into stylometrics? not a data scientist so i could be reading all this wrong, but comparing all publicly available writing i could find from both aaron and star seemed to provide some interesting results.
What on earth are you trying to prove? What samples did you put in here? why do you care? are you insinuating these two people are the same person based on inserting their writing samples into a software that existed when windows ME was still in use?

For real, I'd love to know the reasoning for this analysis, why you chose this software, what your hypothesis was that you hoped to test with it etc.

Your ChatGPT test is interesting for sure, its fascinating software. I'd like you to run it on my known writings found in this very website to see how well it thinks I am myself from post to post. I do not use an obfuscator. I recommend if you're looking for a source you check Chantal/ Foodie Beauty's thread cus I've been most active there.

You know what is interesting about retards? They sound the same. Just like T-Rexes honestly. Same vocab, same sentence structure, same grammar etc. Its basically linguistic inbreeding. And you see it all the time in online communities.
 
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