Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

Normally I wouldn't link reddit here but look at this absolute obsessed sicko:

https://www.reddit.com/user/CasperCobraStompers

This dude has severe issues. He posts all day long every day.

Probably the most unhinged comment I found. So many layers of delusions to this. Accusing Josh of welfare fraud, tax fraud, accusing Clint of faking the car accident in which he broke multiple bones and had to be hospitalized for weeks for insurance money. This is actual mental illness right here. Not even the main sub makes claims like this. This is a person who seriously loathes Josh and has come up with multiple conspiracy theories to justify that hatred.

Little sidenote the user of "poverty pimp" makes me pretty certain this is yet another sociopath Wingsofredemption troll that latched onto Josh because Wings is utterly boring nowadays.

 

[el bandito loco]

There's literally nothing disrespectful about it. If you don't make a mess don't be a nuisance and don't destroy shit it's fuckin fine. Slight power level. Went to the cemetery at 12am with gf and smoked weed on Halloween (TMDWTFIU)

If you're not destroying their resting place I don't think the souls of the dead mind a living guest. How many of the graves do you think get visitors? I even cleaned the vines and shit off the old forgotten tombstones.

yeah, who fucking cares? Unless you're out there pissing on gravestones it's not a big deal. A friend of mine died in a freak accident a few years ago and every few months a couple of us go post up there a couple hours and drink a case of his favorite shit beer at his grave, catch up, reminisce and go home.

sometimes other funerals are going on, it's not like we're throwing trash all over and being loud. no big deal. I was a teenager once we did weird Ouija board shit in a graveyard who gives a fuck? it's only disrespectful if they'd be wandering over to some group of grieving people and harassing them like wanna talk to your dead family member?

Granted Josh is a little too old for this behavior but he's regarded he gets a pass. And even so he's not hurting anyone alive or dead except for himself with substance abuse and sticking his wand in his disgusting of age goth queen.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobra rules my pathetic life so much, he's the first thing I thought of when I saw that. I skimmed the comments looking for mentions of Cobra, like that guy who did the Mountain Dew mead shorts.

Cobra completely ruined deep frying avacados for me. Every time someone makes them, it takes me back to Josh with a snot rocket hanging out of his nose, explaining how he's been drinking all day and decided to make avacado french fries for a video.

 

[el bandito loco]

Cobra completely ruined deep frying avacados for me. Every time someone makes them, it takes me back to Josh with a snot rocket hanging out of his nose, explaining how he's been drinking all day and decided to make avacado french fries for a video.

he recently entirely ruined Wendy's for me lol. The Wendy's in my town is always the cleanest and highest quality fast food around here and after he spoke of his witch's box smelling or tasting like Wendy's or whatever he said I can't eat it. because it used to be my one fast food I liked around here for my birthday last week my 3D got it on the way home from work and when she got home I felt so bad I could barely choke down two bites before I lied and told her I wasn't hungry and only wanted some fries.

 

[bigphizz]

I just called Josh's landlord and said I wanted to rent his apartment. He is being evicted confirmed said he will get back to me after Easter and took my number.

Had to make an account to let you know you’re a faggot.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Cobra completely ruined deep frying avacados for me. Every time someone makes them, it takes me back to Josh with a snot rocket hanging out of his nose, explaining how he's been drinking all day and decided to make avacado french fries for a video.

Deep frted goodness to this day is still a top 10 Cobra video for me. Probably his all time funniest cooking video. Up there with the time he almost accidentally burned his apartment to the ground cooking french fries. I like how the cooking oil he uses is pitch black like motor oil.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

he recently entirely ruined Wendy's for me lol. The Wendy's in my town is always the cleanest and highest quality fast food around here and after he spoke of his witch's box smelling or tasting like Wendy's or whatever he said I can't eat it. because it used to be my one fast food I liked around here for my birthday last week my 3D got it on the way home from work and when she got home I felt so bad I could barely choke down two bites before I lied and told her I wasn't hungry and only wanted some fries.

At least you didn't let it slip that a swamp hag turned you off to Wendy's forever. Imagine explaining that with a straight face to a normal well adjusted woman.

Meanwhile my gf knows about Cobes and follows his antics, but not as much as I do.

 

[el bandito loco]

At least you didn't let it slip that a swamp hag turned you off to Wendy's forever. Imagine explaining that with a straight face to a normal well adjusted woman.

Meanwhile my gf knows about Cobes and follows his antics, but not as much as I do.

I wanted to but she's a social worker and there is no way I could explain myself properly out of this one. I've been following cobes a decade and we've been together off and on 9 of those years and I wouldn't want to break her heart explaining when I'm in the other room laughing to myself it's actually at a retarded person's plight

 

[Captain Ahab]

Josh’s been attracting a lot of mentally unhinged people lately. When he was a niche goth bad boy rockstar YouTube celebrity, the community was pretty wholesome. People would troll him with glitter bombs and bald caps, but otherwise it was pretty chill.

It started becoming nasty around a year or so ago. I had never seen so many nutcases orbiting around him until now.

 

[Grape Garden]

Normally I wouldn't link reddit here but look at this absolute obsessed sicko:

https://www.reddit.com/user/CasperCobraStompers

This dude has severe issues. He posts all day long every day.

This is pretty sick, knowing Reddit the moment that Meg Mucklebones dropped the pedo line as well as her repeating how Josh touched her when she didn’t want him to, regardless she does the same thing, I could see the posts coming in. For some reason the hags word is truth when it paints Josh in a bad light. Actual retards without the charm.

Deep frted goodness to this day is still a top 10 Cobra video for me. Probably his all time funniest cooking video. Up there with the time he almost accidentally burned his apartment to the ground cooking french fries. I like how the cooking oil he uses is pitch black like motor oil.

The fries were absolute chaos, but those mountains dew eggs just give me nightmares for some reason, maybe it was the amount he ate of them but I could only imagine the smell.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Josh’s been attracting a lot of mentally unhinged people lately. When he was a niche goth bad boy rockstar YouTube celebrity, the community was pretty wholesome. People would troll him with glitter bombs and bald caps, but otherwise it was pretty chill.

It started becoming nasty around a year or so ago. I had never seen so many nutcases orbiting around him until now.

Why can't we just go back to lighthearted pranks and gag gifts? Now we got people sending him shit like duster and Now and Laters in hopes that they'll wreck what's left of his teeth.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Why can't we just go back to lighthearted pranks and gag gifts? Now we got people sending him shit like duster and Now and Laters in hopes that they'll wreck what's left of his teeth.

Puff's death was the turning point I think when it comes to that stuff. When Puff got loose and died I noticed a pretty marked change within the Cobraverse where people started to really double down (lol) on Josh being an evil person.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

this is bad

I somehow missed this one my first read-through of this thread, so here's Mt. Dew Hot sauce eggs for anyone who hasn't seen it. He has to have basically no sense of taste to eat these, I'm convinced.

 

[el bandito loco]

Puff's death was the turning point I think when it comes to that stuff. When Puff got loose and died I noticed a pretty marked change within the Cobraverse where people started to really double down (lol) on Josh being an evil person.

I definitely think it got worse at that point but it started earlier. really the reddit has been entirely filled with people who are more pathetic than he is and base their existence around attempts to get him dead or homeless for 2 years at least now.

 

[JaneThough]

Had to make an account to let you know you’re a faggot.

THIS is how you newfag

 

[mikaylatoads]

Had to make an account to let you know you’re a faggot.

You're already a good addition to the board

 

[James done did it]

Probably the most unhinged comment I found. So many layers of delusions to this. Accusing Josh of welfare fraud, tax fraud, accusing Clint of faking the car accident in which he broke multiple bones and had to be hospitalized for weeks for insurance money. This is actual mental illness right here. Not even the main sub makes claims like this. This is a person who seriously loathes Josh and has come up with multiple conspiracy theories to justify that hatred.
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Little sidenote the user of "poverty pimp" makes me pretty certain this is yet another sociopath Wingsofredemption troll that latched onto Josh because Wings is utterly boring nowadays.

For me it was

Do you think he's even capable of understanding the irony of this comment? Also the guy's unemployed, a kid, or too stupid to do his own taxes. There's no way Cobes ever made enough money for Clint to consider itemizing for him.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I like how the cooking oil he uses is pitch black like motor oil.

Somebody left a comment on the French Frys one that made me lol: "The warlock's bubbling cauldron spewed forth its black ichor as he sang his curses into the night."

 

[Sicko Hunter]

For me it was

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Do you think he's even capable of understanding the irony of this comment? Also the guy's unemployed, a kid, or too stupid to do his own taxes. There's no way Cobes ever made enough money for Clint to consider itemizing for him.

The IRS does not give a fuck about the several hundred extra dollar Josh is getting on top of the tiny SSI payments he gets and the idea that Clint is committing tax fraud for Josh is literally schizophrenic. Utterly detached from reality.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Up there with the time he almost accidentally burned his apartment to the ground cooking french fries.

That will still always be my #1. Brewing his black potion, throwing in the "frys" that immediately disintegrate. Then he starts a fire and uses his dark powers to command the fire to stop, and it does!