Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maraschino]

It wasn't terribly long ago that on the Side Scrollers podcast, I remember Nick trying to clap back against swinger allegations by creating this really stupid story about him "buying people drinks at bars, and people think he swings." If you went in knowing about Hedo II, that was probably the stupidest story you've ever heard.

>get caught going to a swinger resort but deny it
>admit in private you did in fact go to said swinger resort, but NOT for the interracial cuckoldry week, it just so happened to be not too far from the exhibitionist event you really cared for
>admit in private that your wife wants to swing but it just so happens the person who you spoke to just happened to misunderstand because you're just so great at communication so they heard "wants to swing" and thought it meant exactly that, and not "wants a sex swing"
>demonstrate a pattern of behavior of not respecting your wife by openly thirsting for women who are not said wife, encouraging them to show off their bodies specifically to you
>recently find out that the person who you simped for the hardest to the detriment of your marriage was a skinwalking man and not a "hot" "woman" despite the pictures allegedly being from a high school-aged girl, who was now a "totally hot, based, red-pilled mechanic" who conveniently avoids meeting you in-person at every opportunity (lmao)
>be friends with people (plural) who either have sex with married women without the husband's knowledge to help them commit adultery, or with the husband's knowledge to humiliate them, because "if it wasn't going to be them, it'd be someone else"
>have a history of going to swinger events to buy other people drinks so you can "turn them down" because "it's funny"
>"get mistaken" for a swinger on multiple occasions but it's just so weird because it keeps happening
>random woman you've never met at a swinger event kisses you and you have a non-reaction
>disbelieve a man who says he doesn't find women who aren't his wife attractive, and disbelieve the man when he says he doesn't like the thought of sleeping with women who aren't his wife (red flag here for Nick's reaction, Kayla)
>hang out with people outside of swinging events who are into swinging

Why do people think Nick is fucking stupid? Why do they think he's a fucking liar? Why do people think Nick is swinging again? Why do people think Nick is a stupid lying fucking swinger?

Minnesota is not sending their best. Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[feral cat #6385]

It was during a time where like 20 miles of this freeway was marked as a construction zone even though they weren't doing anything to 95%

They still do that shit. And here fines are doubled in construction zones. It's a scam.

He probably saw a dumb kid in a beatup old car on a mostly empty freeway and figured I wasn't worth the effort to write up, which was fine with me. I learned my lesson.

I've been told if you look like "a poor" they won't bother to ticket you. Unless you're an asshole.

Who is he looking at that could make him look like that? Our gollum or steel toe's gollum? Or the sonichu demon that is now actively talking to him, not just pressing on his shoulders?

The cats are powerful enough to manifest as a complete entity.


Anyone got a link to Rekieta's "husk of a human" rant. Suno gave me a bunch of credits and I want to put them to the best use possible.

 

[Potatoherder]

Does it count post-stream Super Thanks (basically Super Chats left as comments) under the video.

I went through all the comments and even went down every thread. I didn't find single one. He could have gotten one on another video and playboard just added it to this one. More of a curiosity at this point as numbers were never going to be 100% accurate. I have had no real reason to check totals after a certain point. It may happen all the time.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I've been told if you look like "a poor" they won't bother to ticket you. Unless you're an asshole.

Other way. The secret is to drive a "nice" car. I mean one that doesn't look like a pos. The poorer you look, the more they'll ticket.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Anyone got a link to Rekieta's "husk of a human" rant. Suno gave me a bunch of credits and I want to put them to the best use possible.

It was a LOCALS message. Here is the transcription:

I'll tell you this one time, you husk of a human, it is a violation of locals TOS to engage in harassment of another user. You're on the thinnest ice possible. You have been absolutely disgusting over the past week, literally subhuman.You have no rope left. I'm done addressing you. You've burned any credit with me you ever had and this is likely the last text from me that will ever be directed at you.

 

[Captain Manning]

I've been told if you look like "a poor" they won't bother to ticket you. Unless you're an asshole.

LOL. Tell that to the people of Ferguson, MO.. Ignoring the Michael Brown chimpout, it's beyond dispute they were engaging in policing for profit against a mostly poor populace. Even prominent Republicans were irate. There's plenty of other examples across the country.

No, they'll hit just about everybody. Rich and poor. Probably more poor. After Nick got his recent ticket, the same cop could have pulled over a 1989 Honda Accord.

The only thing that is most likely to save your ass is if you're also a cop. "Professional courtesy" is a thing that shouldn't happen, but does.

I went through all the comments and even went down every thread. I didn't find single one. He could have gotten one on another video and playboard just added it to this one. More of a curiosity at this point as numbers were never going to be 100% accurate. I have had no real reason to check totals after a certain point. It may happen all the time.

Wasn't there an earlier stream where he achieved $0? I could have sworn you posted that, and the bingo square was already checked off.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's only April, but Nick is already prepared for October. Who needs to dress up for Halloween when you naturally look like a zombie.

After rejection from Eric July, Balldo decided to fill the year with April and Tyrone October. A new bull or couple to swing/cuckhold with, it's so WEIRD and FUNNY.

 

[Strix454]

How do you keep getting pulled over that much? Ever since Saint Floyd whenever I hear “victim of police” it’s always a mile long rap sheet. Very rare is “I’m just a good boy unfairly targeted” because the reality is no you’re an asshole and deserve it.

It doesn't seem to be simple targeting. Because he is getting tickets in two different counties in the general area where he lives (St. Cloud MN). Both of the counties are semi-rural and you would IMO really have to work hard to get caught that much in that area.

He has three "your an asshole and we hate you on sight" tickets. The first are the failure to update the address on his drivers license. That would almost always be a warning unless you mouth off bad to them or they just really hate you. Getting busted for it twice also means that got the ticket and then STILL refused to fix the problem. The third is the "failure to show due care". That could be alot of different things. But they are things that usually just get a warning.

There are different possibilities IMO and no easy way to know what it is:

1) He and his car are really well known in the area. If they see him, they nail him for something and he never gets any slack. He could have a reputation for being an asshole during traffic stops. He could have something on his record that makes them go hard on him. He could be known and hated as a former local radio guy. Its a semi-rural area so its easier for bad local reputation get established too.
2) He is one of those guys who just will not compromise with the police. He will repeatedly drive right into the same speed trap or the same location the police have staked out. He will speed through the middle of town just asking for someone to go after him.

 

[ChromaQuack]

These pics & video show what a crazy wonky eye Nick is getting. Like his one eyebrow is up high & the other is drooping down. Must be from trying to simultaneously track all those corner ceiling cats creeping around.

He's got wonky eyes and didn't even have to get punched retarded in Portugal to get them! Rekieta W.

>Your Honor, could I request that the electrodes be attached to my nipples?

>...The court has also decided to bring back firing squads.

Since they like hot tubs so much I'm hoping the court gives them the Ishikawa Goemon special.

 

[victor lasagna]

Aaron announced today that April isn't returning to the Steel Toe Morning Show (maybe after getting advice from Nick this weekend?). About two weeks earlier, this was a pro show and April loved co-hosting.

During the course of the show, he presents two slightly incompatible reasons for this decision. First, he says the ahogs are mean, that April want nothing to do with the show or the fans anymore. Then, later near the end, he says he is getting therapy for narcissism- that he was stressing her out with his constant grandiose demands. I'm not really aware of a therapy that works for NPD, but either way, it suggests that this is a major relationship issue rather than a problem with online trolls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmneZBm6uRI

Considering Aaron has NPD, and Nick likely has NPD (rather than the bullshit about oppositional defiant disorder), April seems like poor moth drawn toward the NPD light.

 

[AnOminous]

It doesn't seem to be simple targeting. Because he is getting tickets in two different counties in the general area where he lives (St. Cloud MN). Both of the counties are semi-rural and you would IMO really have to work hard to get caught that much in that area.

You also don't have to work too hard NOT to get caught that much. Most people in that kind of area who aren't utter retards know all the spots the local cops lurk, and they usually cut more slack to locals than people from out of town. Unless, as you point out, you're an asshole.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Nick's been listening to Steel Toe for years.

this is an amazing devleopment, also you seem to be a "fan" of Steel Toe. You're the one giving us all the insider info. give us an overdose of knowledge on him.

: Patrick Melton has been doing a show for like 15+ years ripping on cows. He kept it to Las Vegas lunatics and the comedy scene and never really made any waves until a few months ago.

I remember when Patrick was doing the show in the florida panhandle trying to connect with his bastard son Josh. but he really was the proto-redbar/MATI. literally shit talking other podcasts at a time when no one else would. He's the man who crawled so MATI/RBR could walk or run.

I don't doubt you when you say Nick's been following Steel Toe for years, but the Imhotes seem like more of a recent thing in his life. At least in terms of what he publicly shows. Whereas he's openly been a massive Dick fanboy for a long time now.

i agree, while he might be a fan i doubt he was listening to steel toe since 2006, which is the supposed start date for the radio show that from research usually got 20 likes at most on the 2014 post announcing a move from afternoons to drive time.

I'm amazed this balding queer doesn't have his own thread here

the type of trolls he has can't deal with our guidelines, remember the O&A guys? plus there's not much to talk about, he's the usual NLO-knock off just like RedBarRadio, mike deleted all the pre-2007 episodes (besides a few aftershows) because people would realize how much he changed the show around to be more like NLO. If you notice Redbar was as niche and pathetic as Steele Toe until 2015 when he finally went after NLO and declared himself the successor.

Steele toe isn't even that unique for its genre, Mike david of redbar was the one to include the wife as the co-host/crutch who does all the tech work while you focus on "content" I guess the biggest difference is steele toe is too late for the party and missed when he tried going after NLO like mike did. Mike's top pet peeves is knock offs too so deciding steele toe knocked him off it led to him stopping his melton hate and now Aaron's got two different groups of haters attacking him. he's fucked.

Nick really knows who to befriend too, if Patrick Melton or Jules David (mike's illiterate) ever discovers the content trove that is nick rekieta's history he's fucked.

that somehow got a somewhat attractive other Midwest rube

if you have even a small fanbase you can get laid really easily, and if you're a closet case its even easier to get an attractive girlfriend. Its a primary reason a lot of dudes try to become entertainers, if the woman is a fan (usually because their boyfriend or ex got them into it) then you're like a god to her even if you're a disgusting midget. She looks fucking terrible for a woman in her 20s. i assumed she was 40 like AAron.

April getting a ticket for going 9 over isn't really lulzy

it is to me, unless she was swerving all over the place or was blatantly on her cell phone and not wearing a seatbelt i'd be amazed she even got pulled over. outside of rural places reliant on tax income i don't think they even stop people for going 9 over.

Overall, I don't know if Steel Toe deserves their own thread, but I'm thinking that paying more attention to them might shed some more light on what's going on with Nick. The Imholtes and Rekietas seem awfully close these days.

christ almighty, Aaron's our mole, he's given us more info than anyone in Nick's circle. honestly if there are archives i'd try parsing all of 2023, just because there's probably tons of Juicy nick info on his show

s 6'4" and currently on a diet;

he's on a diet after challenging a 300 pound dude? sure thats a great idea.

I dunno about the other three.

how many married people do you think Vito knows?

 

[Captain Manning]

how many married people do you think Vito knows?

A few. I was reminded earlier in the day that TUG is also getting a divorce. I had forgotten about that since his thread got spurgatoried as part of the Weebwars subforum shutdown.

So, together with JDA, that might account for 2 out of the 4 people he's supposedly talking about. Cecil went through a divorce, but that's been over for a while now.

Honestly, I wouldn't put too much stock in what that fat fuck says though. What he says hardly means Nick is getting one yet, or that his count of 4 is accurate.

 

[feral cat #6385]

It was a LOCALS message. Here is the transcription:

No dice. The AI says the message is too gay. I'm going to have to fuck with it to see if I can make something that captures the theme.

LOL. Tell that to the people of Ferguson, MO.. Ignoring the Michael Brown chimpout, it's beyond dispute they were engaging in policing for profit against a mostly poor populace. Even prominent Republicans were irate. There's plenty of other examples across the country.

MIght be a regional thing. I don't live in an area infested with Niggers.

 

[FieldPiece]

only thing that is most likely to save your ass is if you're also a cop. "Professional courtesy" is a thing that shouldn't happen, but does.


Wasn't there an earlier stream where he achieved $0? I could have sworn you posted that, and the bingo square was already checked off.

Having relatives in fire departments or EMS will help you get out of tickets alot of the time as well, at least with local cops.
Source: I have a nephew who is a firefighter and a bumper sticker making that fact known.

I imagine being a lawyer is a straight up debuff when it comes to getting tickets as I assume cops aren't too fond of them (then again, who is?)

 

[Chibitzen]

Then, later near the end, he says he is getting therapy for narcissism- that he was stressing her out with his constant grandiose demands. I'm not really aware of a therapy that works for NPD, but either way, it suggests that this is a major relationship issue rather than a problem with online trolls.

Oh boy, what an excellent influence on Rekieta's marriage. Or are they just a mirror of the other? I suppose both wives ultimately benefit being married to narcissistic cuckaholics. It's easier to scapegoat their own problems onto other people when their own husband's complex leave them so weak-willed and insecure that it's easier to overlook any emotional shenanigans from the wives.

"It's the trolls!" could be a cope coming from the wife in the context of "my husband doesn't protect me enough", etc. Rephrased, perhaps it was meant as a slight towards him and not towards that part of the audience... but his narcissistic filter couldn't help but reframe it to be a slight against that sector of the internet, which I'm sure went a long way to addressing the actual problem and not actually feeding it. Masterful manipulation on his part... let's make it very obvious that the trolling is working so well that it will continue to agitate her from the sidelines on his behalf. "It's those nasty trolls, honey! They make me sooo mad I need alcohol to cope. I'm so sorry, sweetie!"

Sound familiar, anyone?

 

[AnOminous]

I imagine being a lawyer is a straight up debuff when it comes to getting tickets as I assume cops aren't too fond of them (then again, who is?)

They probably like ones with expertise in qualified immunity defenses.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I wrote a longer post about EVS and a particularly retarded commenter on Elissa's Trashcast puppet show video, but I accidentally closed the tab and lost it all.

So I'll just say I only knew the super basics about Ethan before spending a couple hours on his channel going through stuff to get good headshot PNGs a little while back - it was one of the longest couple hours of my life. EVS is one of the most pathetic people I have ever seen on YouTube, and it's probably no coincidence that he and Nick's unironic fans crossover, and get EVERY-thing wrong.

 

[Terrorist]

According to my trusted source, Nick missing shows has nothing to do with the Imholtes. The real reason is he's taken on a second job as a drug mule for Minneapolis Aryan Brotherhood kingpin Wilhelm Heinrich Stancil. Sitting down for long periods of time is pretty much the last thing Nick wants to do after receiving Stancil's "prison discipline" whenever he's caught dipping into the stash (which is ridiculously often, almost as if he gets caught on purpose).

 

[feral cat #6385]

Best I could do. It wouldn't accept the full extend of Nick's gayness so I had to come up with something that captured the spirit of the homosexuality but wouldn't trigger the AI's homophobia.

Spoiler: Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Listen up, just this once, you shell of a soul,
Breaking rules, making others feel low.
Locals TOS, don't you know,
Harassment's a line you shouldn't cross, so let it go.

(Chorus)
Skating on the thinnest ice,
Your actions, they don't suffice.
You've been vile, inhuman too,
Burned your bridges, there's no rescue.

(Verse 2)
Absolutely vile, this past week's been,
Your behavior's a sight I've never seen.
No more rope to give, you've used it all,
I'm stepping back, I won't heed your call.

(Chorus)
Skating on the thinnest ice,
Your actions, they don't suffice.
You've been vile, inhuman too,
Burned your bridges, there's no rescue.

(Bridge)
No more words, I've said my piece,
Your credibility, it's all deceased.
This message might be our final cue,
No more attention, I'm through with you.

(Chorus)
Skating on the thinnest ice,
Your actions, they don't suffice.
You've been vile, inhuman too,
Burned your bridges, there's no rescue.

(Outro)
No more chances, it's the end,
Your toxic ways, they won't amend.
This song's the last you'll hear from me,
Goodbye to your toxicity.