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HMESTK said:
You may remember this pooner for many reasons; bad Tattoos, politispeging college kid, pooning out, wearing a dog collar and calling herself keith.
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Wow, I used to think "lucky you" was the trashiest thing a woman could tattoo on her lower torso but "housebroken" now takes the cake.
 
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A crime against humanity and against God Almighty
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TismFarmer said:
This looks like Mommy and Me, starring 12 year old Jayden and his weird as Fuck Mommy.
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Any bets on wether the creep in back is the one who groomed her?
Something about this pic is sketch as fuck its setting my alarm bells off for some reason.
 
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TismFarmer said:
The pic is labeled 'Lads' but it looks suspiciously like Creepy in the back didn't get the teetus deleetus...
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Yeah this picture has predator and victim all over it.
I'm looking for Chris Hansen in the background, but I didn't see him, gotta love how I do see the toilet seat is down though.
Just all the little things conspiring together for the exercize in self defeat that is life as a Pooner. You couldn't make it up.
 
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I'm dying at how womanly she will always look. She lost 50 lbs totally legitimately, guys!!!
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Dave Foliage said:
Notice she's not worried about being identified as a perv flashing kids, just that people will know she's trans (I'm sure they already know). So self-absorbed and also oblivious to what being male actually means.
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Exactly. Every male's instinct when it comes to that kind of situation is "Will I be put on the sex offender registry?" How many times do guys stress out about adjusting their junk while they're at the gym, choosing to squash their balls as they do leg presses rather than risk some random woman reporting them? It's the ultimate self-absorption to just worry about being outed as trans. People really need to be told "no" more often.
 
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HMESTK said:
You may remember this pooner for many reasons; bad Tattoos, politispeging college kid, pooning out, wearing a dog collar and calling herself keith.
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I know "Keith" is prob just another aimless autist who pooned out but she creeps me out big time. I've always figured she'll eventually shoot someone (possibly herself). Feels bad man
Wendy Wheelchair said:
Pooners arrested at the Arizona State University Gaza encampment:
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Look at those masculine lips on Tyler:
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Christina (#1) looks like her hair is thinning in front from testosterone poisoning. Lauren (#2) looks like a spoiled sociopath who is thrilled she's found a way to piss off her rich dad. Fatima (#3) definitely makes her long-suffering fat Catholic Mexican mom cry. Tyler (#4) is bizarro-world Karen O, where instead of doing coke and becoming a rock star actress, she got molested.
Wendy Wheelchair said:
I'm dying at how womanly she will always look. She lost 50 lbs totally legitimately, guys!!!
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Exactly. Every male's instinct when it comes to that kind of situation is "Will I be put on the sex offender registry?" How many times do guys stress out about adjusting their junk while they're at the gym, choosing to squash their balls as they do leg presses rather than risk some random woman reporting them? It's the ultimate self-absorption to just worry about being outed as trans. People really need to be told "no" more often.
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Why are they always so PINK LMAO
 
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Wendy Wheelchair said:
I'm dying at how womanly she will always look. She lost 50 lbs totally legitimately, guys!!!
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Exactly. Every male's instinct when it comes to that kind of situation is "Will I be put on the sex offender registry?" How many times do guys stress out about adjusting their junk while they're at the gym, choosing to squash their balls as they do leg presses rather than risk some random woman reporting them? It's the ultimate self-absorption to just worry about being outed as trans. People really need to be told "no" more often.
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Bubble Ba'ath said:
Why does, no matter which way the transing go (m to f or f to m) they always get fatter?
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What @Coo Coo Bird said plus men cutting off their balls also fucks up their bodies. I'm guessing a lot of them are probably also depressed as fuck (understandably) so tend to not take great care of themselves.
 
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