Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Jobama]

As a veteran Wikipedia Vandal and Wikia autist. I've pretty much got the knowledge to make a wiki page. I can help you if you want.

I'm just trying to write an article for the new kingcobra wiki. Do I start with the playground?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I’m still in disbelief of anyone (even as gross as NAL) going down on Cobes. Cobes is full of infections because he never showers, and I’d imagine it’s only worse around his nether regions because of all the sweat that can accumulate there. It would be a stiff compression between the biggest of deathfats and Cobra on who smells worse.

Fun fact about that one of Josh's ex girlfriends literally got a throat infection when they were dating. Summer I believe.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Holy shit that Oblivion intro nearly had me on the floor. Well fucking done.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Holy shit that Oblivion intro nearly had me on the floor. Well fucking done.
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“I know it’s hard for some girls to want to date me because I have so many fans. Every time I go out in public, women tell me how good I smell because I use Tactical Soap.”

 

[Bogliacci]

Oh my god the Boggothwave

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

You guys ever see crime scene photos of bodies that get dragged out of rivers?
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Spoiler

 

[Horse Renoir]

Is he in any band or full-on musical project? I really want to hear some of his songs.

He's a highly esteemed solo artist

Is he in any band or full-on musical project? I really want to hear some of his songs

Put some respect on his name

 

[grand larsony]

So I have absolutely no experience editing wikis so I apologize if this is a dumb question but how exactly do I make an article for the wiki? I wanted to make a page for the Gothic King Cobra documentary but I have no idea how or where to make it.

I'm not sure if there's a smarter way to do this on DokuWiki or not but what I've been doing is just creating links to pages that don't exist by editing existing pages, then following the dead links, then using the "create page" button on the right.
[[namespaceage Title|link text]] is the link format for DokuWiki

 

[Your Landlord]

Embedding it in the thread since ponynigger didn't.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The BogGoth-Ur outro was also kino. Best Snake Bones episode in awhile.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Thanks for another banger @SeizureRobot5000

Spoiler: bogwave

 

[StevalKineval]

Hey, new to Kiwi Farms but been watching Josh for about 2 years now. I fucking love that dude (no homo)!

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

The BogGoth-Ur outro was also kino. Best Snake Bones episode in awhile.
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It really was great. I wish every lolcow had a SeizureRobot making content like this. I don't know who the cohost was but the Chauncey shaped whole in my heart wasn't as large watching this. Did a great job.

 

[Bogliacci]

These retards will spend almost $100 dollars to send cobes something he's just going to toss

 

[GentleGenosha]

These retards will spend almost $100 dollars to send cobes something he's just going to toss

Do they think he’s just going to open the box then see a package with bugs inside it and open that too? I don’t think even Cobra is that retarded.

 

[Your Landlord]

Do they think he’s just going to open the box then see a package with bugs inside it and open that too? I don’t think even Cobra is that retarded.

Perhaps it will be something like the cigar glitter-bomb.

Kidding aside, anybody that sends Josh bedbugs deserves to have their head caved in. Bedbugs aren't a gawdam joke t00bz!

 

[Goatchoker]

Bedbugs are too fucking far.
Glitter is annoying but ffs this is so fucking dumb.
Few people really deserve to battle a bed bug infestation.

I’m sure it’s a “harharhar jk” thing but still.
WHAT THE FUCK.

ETA: that website only sells to professionals for dog scent or pest control. So it’s very unlikely to happen. But also a huge case of FAFO to the turd who posted that.

 

[RollingRock2]

comfy caesar viewins

Cursed graphic

 

[Slim Boglim]

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These retards will spend almost $100 dollars to send cobes something he's just going to toss

Reminds me of the guy who spent like $300 on troll groceries and sent it to the wrong address. Also I’m hoping this is just a joke and not something somebody would really do that would be seriously fucked. Cobies would surely screen the package and throw it away I’d hope but even still. Mailing somebody parasites?

 

[Bogliacci]

Reminds me of the guy who spent like $300 on troll groceries and sent it to the wrong address. Also I’m hoping this is just a joke and not something somebody would really do that would be seriously fucked. Cobies would surely screen the package and throw it away I’d hope but even still. Mailing somebody parasites?

Yeah cobes opens all packages off screen now to avoid troll packages being shown