Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

he's just ignoring the parts he can't control and focusing on what he has left

This motherfucker went to Walmart and stood there in the energy drink aisle, and then chose Monster Rehab and Stay Salty, and was giggling to himself that, during his streams, he will show everyone how much he doesn't care. That's how much attention to detail he pays if he wants to control the image. That's absolutely insane.
Had he done a stream where he just curls up into a ball and wails like a baby and cried about how much he fucked up and how he misses his children - I would be genuinely impressed that he's breaking through his shell. Had he not streamed at all and locked himself in a rehab or spend 3 weeks meditating in a monastery with no access to anything but bread, water and prayer - i would think he's trying and that's commendable.
But nah, he went for a ride in rustang to vroom vroom around like the most pathetic and shallow loser he is. "YOU CAN'T GET TO ME, I HAVE NO HUMAN FEELINGS" is the message he sends. I have zero respect for someone who tries to rid themselves of their humanity; he's a demonic subhuman being.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I could see him using his whiney fag-drawl and talking about heat allergies and narcolepsy and all the gesticulation at first, but I could honestly see him shutting up and asking for protective custody after getting an actual publicly humiliating decisive pummeling for the first time in his life. Nick has never faced any tangible consequences in his entire life. Worst he's ever dealt with is Kayla allegedly throwing some books at him.

Supposedly he got into fights as a child a lot. This was a self-report, so it should be taken with a grain of salt.

All I will say is that, if true, he didn't get beaten enough to get rid of the faggotry.

Aaron talked through the Rekieta no-Rumble-contract in 2024 situation:

Paraphrased:

This more or less lines up with the speculation on The Farms.

Aaron even a-logs Nick! Why would Rumble want to hire coked-out no-show Rekieta? They wanted Rittenhouse/Depp Rekieta. They wanted shows, not no-shows, or 5 minute cope streams.

The Friday Nick cancelled out of nowhere with the short stream, Kayla was having a breakdown because Aaron left.

Full show (still live as I type):

He doesn't have a prayer of a Rumble contract with his bait-and-switch on content, virtually no trial streaming, fall into absolute degeneracy, and thr announcement that Rumble was planning to phase out guaranteed money contracts for 'better monetisation'. The arrest and possible conviction is just the Little Boy cherry topper on top of the H-Bomb sundae.

I wonder if we’ll ever get an explanation of the term “qover” or if the arcane significance is locked away in Kayla’s brain under all the scar tissue from drugs and getting her head bashed into the headboard

It is probably lost to the cocaine and booze-riddle depths of Nick's brain along with the meaning of 'I will be us' tattoo, and the comic idea he had at Hedo while on shrooms.

 

[Fapcop]

There's always the Japanese.

Sorry, which trial? Nick's or @Fapcop 's?

If simping over MILFs with boobjobs and hot young blond throat GOATs ever becomes illegal, don’t bother with a trial. Send me straight to goonjail.

Aaron even a-logs Nick! Why would Rumble want to hire coked-out no-show Rekieta? They wanted Rittenhouse/Depp Rekieta. They wanted shows, not no-shows, or 5 minute cope streams.

Hmm… I guess Nick wasn’t TECHNICALLY lying when he had to cancel a show because of a “family emergency”… Which turned out to be Kayla losing her shit because the “qover” was dead.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

All I will say is that, if true, he didn't get beaten enough to get rid of the faggotry.

It's clear he wasn't beaten enough as a kid, regardless of how many fights he (may or may not) got into.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

what do you mean, "qover" is just like a cop at a Denny's.

Do you know female cop qover at the Dayton Ohio?

 

[Annealing Crater]

I don't believe he has narcolepsy. I don't believe he has a heat addiction. I don't believe he has any of this faggot shit he lies about all the time.

I think he's just a drug-seeking addict.

Yes, this is the most specific symptom in narcolepsy, which is called "cataplexy" (brief episodes of bilateral loss of muscle tone triggered by sudden emotions in the presence of a normal state of consciousness). Nick never described something like a cataplexy episode, so I've always been very skeptical about that diagnosis. Although there is a type 2 narcolepsy (narcolepsy without cataplexy), it's not within my area of expertise in the corn industry, but when I last studied it, type 2 was considered to be a controversial entity. Nonetheless, anyone can see there are more probable differential diagnoses that could explain his sleep disturbances, including substance abuse.

Another probably questionable diagnosis is "heat allergy" (cholinergic urticaria). He had streamed himself in many situations that would have elicited a reaction, and none could've been seen. Maybe he has a very mild case, or what I think is more probable — he had a "heat rash" (miliaria), a condition which is more common in babies (so it makes sense), mostly benign and rarely worth going to a doctor for. And he confused a heat rash with a heat allergy.

I find his myriad diagnoses extremely hard to believe, and what they all have in common is that they are convenient excuses for Nick to always have his way.

• He has oppositional defiance disorder, so you can't fucking tell him what to do and if he reacts badly to instruction or advice it's your fault.
• He has a heat allergy so he can't be allowed to do any household chores or cleaning or yardwork or it will cause a reaction. No problems when he wants to frott with Aaron in the hot tub.
• He has narcolepsy, so he can't be expected to follow anyone else's schedule and he gets to stay up all night and sleep all day whenever he wants.

The narcolepsy is particularly egregious. When he first told the story I thought he meant it to be obvious that it was bullshit, he was bragging about how he was bored at his bank job and hated going in to work. So he just showed up whenever he wanted, and it pissed of his boss. To get back at the Scandinavian incel prude, he went to get a bullshit doctor's note to shove in the boss's face to be allowed to come in late to work, but the doctor wanted a sleep study. Only after the sleep study was Nick surprised to find out that not only does he actually have narcolepsy, he claimed he was maxing the scale 10/10 on every possible diagnostic category except one (unstated which one).

 

[Strix454]

I wonder if we’ll ever get an explanation of the term “qover” or if the arcane significance is locked away in Kayla’s brain under all the scar tissue from drugs and getting her head bashed into the headboard

Too much Star Trek can do bad things to people's brains.

 

[User Account Samsara]

Idk if he's actually a severely drug-chasing fiend. I suspect it's both less gutter-level smack insanity than some in here imagine, and also more complicated than he thinks.

You don't just "oopsie doodles" your way into 26 grams of cocaine.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Too much Star Trek can do bad things to people's brains.

No, that was the drugs and humiliation of being second fiddle to her husband's coke whore.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Too much Star Trek can do bad things to people's brains.

You Might just be onto something there.

 

[Strix454]

Aaron talked through the Rekieta no-Rumble-contract in 2024 situation:

The other very useful information in that particular stream is that Aaron attaches determinable date information for when things broke down with Nick and Nick sent him the "kill yourself" message. The exact date the polycule broke up can probably be determined from what he said.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Bruce Rivers might react to Nick's bodycam footage, especially if he's self snitchin.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Sorry if someone's done it already, it was the first thing I thought when I saw the Elissa clip!

 

[Law]

I know this post is from two days ago, and this is some wacky/schizo shit: but I just want to point out that a lot of Christian deliverance ministers immediately tell people to get rid of imagery of the joker, or of any jesters and clowns in their home. There are many, many accounts of people being paranormally attacked by clown/jester/joker spirits. Many demonologists and conspiracy researchers think that clowns were real beings (as in not in costumed) that were nephalim that got flushed during the great flood.

I love how superstitious this website makes people.
Clownspiracy, let's gooooo!

She looks like she's about to cry because she "fails at life." (her quote)

Well, she does fail at life. But she can overcome her poor pussy management decisions with hardwork and dedication, if she's remorseful.

Had he done a stream where he just curls up into a ball and wails like a baby and cried about how much he fucked up and how he misses his children - I would be genuinely impressed that he's breaking through his shell.

Nick's accountability problems run so deep and wide that if he pulled a "MUH KEEEEDS" stream I wouldn't believe it for one second. Any repairs he makes to those relationships need to be done off camera, sincerely and privately - otherwise he'll still just be putting internet points above his family.

 

[daniel day]

I regret to inform you all that in a stroke of genius, Nicholas Rekieta got convicted of ANOTHER four traffic violations today
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He failed to appear and contest it, and also got issued two more fines for not paying the original one. Case number 73-VB-24-3399. This appears in the same county as the last conviction but in other county than the rest

So I did a quick google search, apparently in minnesotta its 4 traffic violations to get your license suspended. Im not a lawyer, but at some point his license is going to get revoked right? Is his total traffic violations up to 4 now or is he on like 6? I cant wait to see him freak the fuck out when he cant drive the nigger's popemobile.

Edit:

https://aacriminallaw.com/how-many-tickets-until-you-lose-your-drivers-license-in-minnesota/

Heres where Im getting my information from. It says on the doc that theyre all petty misdemeanors, so his license should be revoked shouldnt it? Will this dumb faggot live stream himself driving on a suspended license?

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Any repairs he makes to those relationships need to be done off camera, sincerely and privately - otherwise he'll still just be putting internet points above his family.

Except Nick likes private conversations because he feels more comfortable trying to manipulate people away from the watchful eyes of others. I do not believe he could sincerely make an attempt to mend any of his relationships at this point, and, as I stated previously in the thread, I think he will die before feeling any remorse for his actions.

 

[Swole McPole]

I wonder if we’ll ever get an explanation of the term “qover”

Qover is when you have to stand in a queue at the barber to get a halfway convincing combover. Nick didn't want to wait in line, so he ended up with the Charlottevile Special.

He did think about getting a transplant, but he swears that he could hear his hair follicles chanting, 'Jews will not replace us.'

 

[elb]

Yes, this is the most specific symptom in narcolepsy, which is called "cataplexy" (brief episodes of bilateral loss of muscle tone triggered by sudden emotions in the presence of a normal state of consciousness). Nick never described something like a cataplexy episode, so I've always been very skeptical about that diagnosis. Although there is a type 2 narcolepsy (narcolepsy without cataplexy), it's not within my area of expertise in the corn industry, but when I last studied it, type 2 was considered to be a controversial entity.

He’s addressed this before and claimed he has the type without the cataplexy episodes. I’m looking but I’m not sure if I’ll be able to find the clip, I’ll add it to this post if I do

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta Law: Do what I say, Don't do what I do - A Balldoverse™ Story
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Spoiler: elb clips - for less boofering

EDIT: Made some grammatical corrections (23th → 23rd), and updated a date that I forgot to during the editing of the video (March 29th → April 6th).

Just some curiosity I found while editing this video.
The cop involved at his citation on April 4th 2023 was Joshua Monson

The same cop involved at his arrest on May 23rd 2024.

Truly, destiny is at play here.

Sorry if someone's done it already, it was the first thing I thought when I saw the Elissa clip!
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I'll gladly add to my collection:

Spoiler: Nicks pngs

EDIT: I'm late noticing that Monson was also responsible for the citation a year prior. Sorry about that. I searched before posting but XenForo search function can leave a lot to be desired sometimes.

 

[Chazzed Up]

You don't just "oopsie doodles" your way into 26 grams of cocaine.
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I need to get around to deep-diving Fatrick sometime. I'm extremely entertained by lolcows who talk like anime villains. Elliot Rodger had an online trail of getting into fights with people in various forums and it makes me sad he went the murder-suicide route, he would have made a great lolcow. His manifesto is even basically a thread OP. Imagine writing your own OP!