Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[mailfrawd]

That stuff is terrible, if you do it enough it blocks your brain from getting vitamin B12 or some shit and can turn you into a complete zombie.

Had a friend from HS who passed out while gassing himself and never woke up. Retard had a clamp on the hose the wrong way (hold to close, not release to close).

 

[Desktop User2]

That "heat allergy" must´ve fucked him harder than Jamaican negroes did his wife at Hedonism II.

 

[Null]

That room looks so much better with the paintings hung up on the wall. No clue why he let them rot on the floor for years.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick clearly hasn't had his "rock bottom" moment despite this being extraordinarily rock bottom.

There is no rock bottom here, it's just a downward spiral of the exact same radius.
Well, in Balldo's case, it's more like a nosedive freefall.

No, and I think I'd prefer not to.

How about Balldo's favourite movie "American Beauty"?

A reading of 500 is the detectable limit, so yeah 10x that is high. It means she was getting dosed regularly.

GC-MS can detect far, far smaller quantities than 500pg, 500fg even wouldn't be a challenge.
The cutoff is simply set to determine whether the person should be considered to be "on the substance" or not. Getting 480 doesn't mean you didn't do cocaine. One line would probably get you 200, that's why many federal workers are required to be below 200.

This fucker spent what, like a month to hang 3 nasty pictures up, and clean the background a little?

You did coke off a plate? How posh are you?

I used a butterdish, sir, it's a butterdish, not a plate.

 

[Twinkletard]

I watched last night and it was really difficult to process. Awkward pauses, his self-consciousness on full display, he looked uncomfortable and nervous...

He really should just stop streaming fwiw. Maybe reinvent himself after his trial and sentence.

 

[Heed Not]

What? After he serves his 18-24+ months in jail because he's too retarded to take a plea?

She's not sticking around, especially not after Kayla takes everything from him in the divorce.

Kayla is a retarded slut (as in she's literally sleeping with at least one other guy while married) whatever divorce rape she could have gotten she fucked up by also being a coke fiend refusing drug tests with her husband. If she splits with Nick neither parent is seeing any of those kids before their 18th birthdays.

 

[Desktop User2]

How about Balldo's favourite movie "American Beauty"?

Is Robert Barnes the closeted homosexual who will put a bullet in him?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Give me my clocks if this has been posted already. But check out these photos of his arms from his latest livestream.

He’s still using coke and picking at his arms. For the record these aren’t track marks, it’s clearly a byproduct of his use of uppers.

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Well there’s the sore consistent with addicts according to the police report. He also looks terrible.

You’d think someone who knows he’s under the gaze of a lot of people would cover his arms and not stream himself looking like a rambling bum on the street.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

That room looks so much better with the paintings hung up on the wall. No clue why he let them rot on the floor for years.

I agree. Possible unpopular opinion but I have always liked the paintings, even the liquor bottle one. I just wouldn't pay $40K or whatever for them. Art is subjective.

However it'd look 10x better if it was just the Depp and kitten paintings on the wall. The Joker looks so out of place even if it wasn't already cringe.

 

[AltisticRight]

This was Balldo's twiggy arms from last year, February. These were posted by Cynthia.

Just one year and 4 months, the deterioration is real.

 

[Contracted Weeb]

Honestly the fact that hes not defending his children whatsoever from the schizo posts accusing his 16 year old. Like if im a father and if my kid is getting slandered by so called friends I aint standing for that shit.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Speaking of Sally, is there any funny shit from her lately? I need a pallet cleanser from all this dark shit. Last time she was talking about the kid's CLOTHS. It's not Nick's fault they don't have clean CLOTHS. That's why the house is so messy, I guess. You need them CLOTHS for cleaning. Lol.

No. She streams to 30-50 people every few days and seems content to do so.

As he himself has pointed out, he is charged with possession. I don't see how information about his past drug use or the results of drug tests makes any difference to that one way or the other.
He could have always been stone cold sober and clean. But 26g of coke in the house is 26g of coke.

609.78 is the statute under which both Rekietas have been charged for neglect and endangerment.

So: YES, Nick, child abuse has been alleged. You dumb fuck.

Behold! The power of a true lawyer!

Given this man's ability to read the same superchats over and over, and ramble about things in a random access manner, I wonder if he would genuinely think he "reached" 440K subs when he falls to that number.

Might even get a celebration stream.

I am waiting for the 100k subscriber 24-hour stream. We might get it when the numbers go in the OPPOSITE direction...

Kayla's parents do not show up in the online database, so it appears their license has lapsed. Aaron and Nick have made reference to them being safe. Minnesota's training manual stresses placing children with family and it is accepted practice, in other states at least, to allow family to take classes to become licensed while they have children placed with them. None of this is conclusive, it's just likely. You'd hope Kayla's parents would have the connections in CPS and know the system well enough to fast track things. The concerns are that sometimes placing with family is avoided immediately so that the parents cannot contact the children while the investigation is in the initial phase and saddling 5 kids on one family is a difficult situation. Splitting the children up is not out of the question.

Northstar (the MN agency that helps with foster placements) allows you to complete training while the children are placed if the foster parent is a blood relation.

He'll write a foreword then never finish it.

Now to be fair, his legal experience would only fit on one page. The graphic part of the novel must be a "what not to do".

Is he serious? Promising more things when there are pages of reneged promises?

In regards to the famous heat allergy that's leading to Nick's Meth Sores, isn't this the same guy who bought a hot tub and often streams from it? Isn't he the same guy who went to a Jamaican resort in the late Summer of 2022 to hang around with his wife on subtropical nude beaches? and then went back one year later? strange how when he returned and wore that gross tank top and shorts he didn't seem to have any of the same "heat rashes" on his arms and legs that he has nowadays.

Yes. I mocked this early in the OP. It doesn't make any sense, and it is one of the more light-hearted hypocrisies.



Nick did a LOCALS test stream, and while there was not much, there were a few highlights:

- Someone brought up Camelot talking about him, and Nick assured people that they were still on good terms. He just talked to him in fact.

- People are weird and don't know what is going on, so their advice to [insert strawman here] is retarded

- He is so busy all day trying to appease the State and do what they want

- Kayla is 'fine'--or as 'fine' as you can be under the circumstances. *sperg about people not having the whole story*

- He wants to move furniture around in his office to allow him to stand, but he did not know at the time where to put everything

 

[ddlloo]

Why does he insist on reading the antagonistic superchats? It's fucking stupid of him (though entertaining for us.)

Desperate for money suddenly and doesn't want the donations drying up?
Trying to act like nothing has changed?
He gets off on the anger they cause him?

 

[Angry Crustacean]

What? After he serves his 18-24+ months in jail because he's too retarded to take a plea?

I believe his drug possession charge alone carries a max sentence of 25 years.

If he is found guilty on all counts and has to serve two-thirds of his sentence before parole eligibility, he would be around 60 before getting out.

Edit: Minnesota does not have parole except for life sentences and juveniles apparently.

His specific drug charge is:

• Possession of Drugs - 2nd Degree (Possess 25 grams or more cocaine or methamphetamine). Maximum Sentence: 25 years or $500,000, or both. Offense Level: Felony

 

[Twinkletard]

Why does he insist on reading the antagonistic superchats? It's fucking stupid of him (though entertaining for us.)

Desperate for money suddenly and doesn't want the donations drying up?
Trying to act like nothing has changed?
He gets off on the anger they cause him?

He's positioning himself to go the ethan ralph route and make money off of people ridiculing him for the remainder of his dying e-career.

 

[daffodils]

Damn, Balldo must be desperate for more drug money if hes streaming more frequently.

He says he does it because streaming is cathartic:

Him having some sort of psychological need to run his mouth in front of an audience is believable, because a few $1000 superchat nights until the novelty wears off aren't going to make much of a dent in his current expenses.

I'll start believing he has money problems when he gets rid of Randazza.

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A few Locals highlights from yesterday

Spoiler

 

[break these cuffs]

You’d think someone who knows he’s under the gaze of a lot of people would cover his arms and not stream himself looking like a rambling bum on the street.

Nick's terrible skin, skinny fat arms, and bald spot look incredible. Just ask Nick or April, they'll tell you!

 

[Vect]

That room looks so much better with the paintings hung up on the wall.

Life Choices: A triptych.

 

[waffle]

He's not any of that. He's only anti-gooberment because they get in his way of drug use and "raising children the way he wants", which is abuse and instilling irrational fear. We should all be critical of authority but there's areas where everyone benefits from a little humility. If a pig stops you for a breath test and you know you didn't drink, just fucking do it. These are the types that would escalate something like that all the way to local courts, wasting money that can be spent on parks and shelter.

If people just let the cops do whatever they want, then they will - and I dont want to get hastled by the pigs all the time. That being said, Nick's MO is to abuse reasonable positions to try and give cover to his unreasonable bullshit..

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He says he does it because streaming is cathartic:

Him having some sort of psychological need to run his mouth in front of an audience is believable, because a few $1000 superchat nights until the novelty wears off aren't going to make much of a dent in his current expenses.

I'll start believing he has money problems when he gets rid of Randazza.

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A few Locals highlights from yesterday

Spoiler

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I took a look out of curiosity, and the LOCALS show got ~1000 chats during his show. I already thought that number was low for his core supporters' private chat room, but it is even lower if you include this sperging.

Regardless of all that, somehow his supporters STILL think he makes a lot of money off of LOCALS and the totally real RUMBLE contract. They confuse the wealth of his trust that pays his bills as a surplus of cash from his own business ventures.