Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
Found this on another forum that was discussing Nick. If this is true then it makes me wonder how much of a chance there is to get a sympathetic vote on the jury when it/if it goes to trial.

There is zero chance he is going to any sympathy from a jury. The median income for Spicer is $34k. The median family income is $49k. Its not some sort of super-rich coked-up swinger community. You can always find a party around nearly any lake in Minnesota, but the Spicer area IMO is not anything like he tries to describe.

If Spicer was how he described, Nick wouldn't have to go to Minneapolis to get coke and Nick could find locals to swing with rather than Aaron from an hour away.

The trial will be in Wilmar, not Spicer or New London. The stuff you quoted sounds like TiC or Cynthia level contributions.
 
If Spicer was how he described, Nick wouldn't have to go to Minneapolis to get coke and Nick could find locals to swing with rather than Aaron from an hour away.
I’m not questioning your overall thesis, but this is something I’ve wondered for a while: Do we know of ANY locals Nick was friends with in the first place (not counting fellow aspiring e-celebs the Amholes)? It seems like Nick thought he was too good for the normies in his midst, to the point where he’d rather buddy up with fucking Ethan Ralph online. (AFAIAA, Drexel the degenerate was someone he’d been out of touch with for an extended period and only dredged up from the past so Nick could show off his black friend.)

I would never trust any adult who has no long term friendships.
 
Hence the love boat back in the day which Rackets would have loved.
There is zero chance he is going to any sympathy from a jury. The median income for Spicer is $34k. The median family income is $49k. Its not some sort of super-rich coked-up swinger community. You can always find a party around nearly any lake in Minnesota, but the Spicer area IMO is not anything like he tries to describe.

If Spicer was how he described, Nick wouldn't have to go to Minneapolis to get coke and Nick could find locals to swing with rather than Aaron from an hour away.

The trial will be in Wilmar, not Spicer or New London. The stuff you quoted sounds like TiC or Cynthia level contrib
 
Hence the love boat back in the day which Rackets would have loved.

This is a reference to the "Love Boat" scandal from the early 2000s in Minnesota. A whole bunch of Vikings pro football players rented out a couple big charter boats in Lake Minnetonka. They also brought in all kinds of prostitutes from all over the country and did an all-out sex party on the boats.

It would have been fine and was not something that had not happened before. But the mistake they made was when they got off their charter bus to walk to the boats. Seven black guys pissed on a scandinavian incel prude's lawn which caused a police report which then caused the plausible deny-ability around the whole thing to go wrong and the story to make the local media.

As far as Nick goes, he doesn't have anywhere near the money to live on Lake Minnetonka and wouldn't have been invited to a party like that even if he did.
 
He always complained there was literally no way to deal with the issues he had--even when people gave him suggestions. There are even suggestions in the last few dozens of pages on how he could have grown his show more sustainably. It all comes down to simple and sheer laziness.
He's such a pissy little bitch he even takes well intentioned advice that would make his life easier as some kind of narc injury and will spitefully do the opposite even if it completely fucks up his life. That's what a pathetic imbecile he truly is.
He sucked dick to get through law school. The worst law school in the country. Dick. He sucked it. To get a worthless law degree from a bad school. Several dicks. Of various ethnicities.
I don't think Nick likes to give blowjobs. Yes he's gay but the word "job" scares him.
Even if you're a free-thinking, fedora (and baldo) wearing internet sceptic libertine, when it comes to family relations, it might be easier for you to keep your doubts private and to retain your membership in your family's church. My guess is that Kayla stayed at the church because of extended family expectations, and Nick stayed because of the pressure on Kayla.
It's hard to maintain that sham when you're constantly spewing heresy publicly. If the community was aware of his online antics, drugs, cuckoldry, swinging, reddit atheist-tier blasphemy and other Los Angeles type behavior, they would not have approved of it in the least, and it's seeming increasingly likely they were indeed aware of the content of his streams at least casually.

I found that shit offensive and I'm not even a Christian any more, because an ignorant moron pontificating about things he obviously doesn't understand just pisses me off, and that he tries to pass off his puerile babbling as some kind of superior knowledge.

He's not exactly Lawrence Tribe, but his legal commentary at least used to be better and he was at least qualified to talk about legal basics and explain documents at an understandable level. The main reason other than brain damage from drugs that his commentary, when he bothers with it at all, is so terrible isn't so much that he doesn't know the material as that he's deliberately lying about it.
 
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I’m not questioning your overall thesis, but this is something I’ve wondered for a while: Do we know of ANY locals Nick was friends with in the first place (not counting fellow aspiring e-celebs the Amholes)?
Soter, his head Discord janny, is at least reasonably local to him.

Q used to count too, but he had a bad falling out with Drex years ago, so I dunno if he is even part of the Balldoverse anymore.
 
Found this on another forum that was discussing Nick. If this is true then it makes me wonder how much of a chance there is to get a sympathetic vote on the jury when it/if it goes to trial.
To round this out, post-Mustang purchase (I'm going off memory), he did describe being invited to a dad-only BBQ in the area. I read into it that he was happy to have been invited.

Furthermore, he seemed excited that other dads loved it when he revved the engine, as he was leaving. It was an obnoxious story.

May be amusing in retrospect if anyone has downloaded transcripts, but it's hardly important.
 
Nope, if you’ve never been around a cocaine user before and understand what that behavior is then they wouldn’t suspect.
I’d imagine Nick’s kids had even far far far less real world experience than my husband in drug use spotting.
I'm a very grown person, and until I had some specific experiences (as an adult, and not even a young adult), I had zero ability to spot functional or even unfunctional addiction, and wouldn't even think to identify drug use. It literally took multiple experiences and having things crash and burn to develop a nose (heh) for it.

I know kids today are savvier than I was, but most people don't have direct experience with addiction off the rails, and even most kids of today I have known are fairly insulated and also protective of their families.
Yeah disagree. 100%. Nick was nowhere close to functional and keep in mind it's likely that they would have more interaction with him in the morning when he probably hadn't started drinking yet. That would actually make it more obvious he was using drugs, because the drinking to excess on his show masked it significantly.

A better comparison might be one of the few nights where he appeared to be more high than drunk, which was when he was reacting to the oral arguments for his appeal in his civil case a little under three months before he was arrested. (According to Aaron and Camelot, he seemed to view drugs as a stress reliever, and probably did a ton during the key dates for his case.)

This is not cut out of context, the entire stream was like this (I posted a supercut here at the time)

I'm sorry, this is not subtle at all. The guy was clearly on drugs. You might not be able to guess what specific drug he was on but you do not need ANY experience with drug use at all to determine that this guy was using something. The fact that he thought he was being subtle only proves that he had totally lost his fucking mind.

 
Divorce would absolutely be the right choice.
Which is why they won't do it.
They'll stay together forever and Bonnie and Clyde themselves into one drug-fueled legal disaster after another.
As someone soon-to-be married myself, I wonder about all the advocation for divorce in this thread.
Is there anything to be said for "better or worse, sickness & in health"?

Would it not be better for them to stay married, and hopefully, eventually pull out of this together?
Or even separate - like Kayla could clean up, move out, get sober. But support & drive her husband to get better himself?

Again, this is all on paper because they already violated the marriage with adultery - so moot point in their case. But if it was just drugs, no cheating - wouldn't not divorcing, and instead honoring marriage vows be the better option, even if you have to spend some time apart & alone (but not cheating or adultering)?
 
I'm sorry, this is not subtle at all. The guy was clearly on drugs. You might not be able to guess what specific drug he was on but you do not need ANY experience with drug use at all to determine that this guy was using something. The fact that he thought he was being subtle only proves that he had totally lost his fucking mind.
Case in point: For a while, I thought he was on something like an opiate. Abuse/misuse of prescription painkillers is very common in the U.S..

I am largely ignorant when it comes to illicit drug use, and I didn't appreciate what I was seeing was actually a hardcore stimulant. That said, you are correct that I knew damn well he was on something. That something ending up being way worse than I ever imagined. Alcohol alone would simply not explain the behavior we were all seeing.

Credit where it's due, Warski called it as cocaine relatively early.
 
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As someone soon-to-be married myself, I wonder about all the advocation for divorce in this thread.
Is there anything to be said for "better or worse, sickness & in health"?

Would it not be better for them to stay married, and hopefully, eventually pull out of this together?
Or even separate - like Kayla could clean up, move out, get sober. But support & drive her husband to get better himself?

Again, this is all on paper because they already violated the marriage with adultery - so moot point in their case. But if it was just drugs, no cheating - wouldn't not divorcing, and instead honoring marriage vows be the better option, even if you have to spend some time apart & alone (but not cheating or adultering)?
yes, it should be done like you say, but that requires both sides to be willing participants.
the problem here is that nick has no intention of fixing anything. hed seems hell-bent on digging deeper into that hole, and he won't stop digging until he reaches lava and burns to death.

plus he literally has his cokefiend sidechick living with him. he has completely checked out of his marriage with kayla. maybe they could make it out of the drug hole together otherwise, but with the extreme degree of adultery that he is still committing i don't think their marriage can be salvaged anymore.
 
Furthermore, he seemed excited that other dads loved it when he revved the engine, as he was leaving. It was an obnoxious story.
You can bet they were like "get a load of this queer" when he left.
The fact that he thought he was being subtle only proves that he had totally lost his fucking mind.
The obvious bruxism is just a screaming announcement of stimulant abuse.
Credit where it's due, Warski called it as cocaine relatively early.
If you've ever done it or even spent any time around people you knew were on it, the behaviors are obvious, but that the behavior is abnormal is still obvious even if you don't chalk it up to drugs. For instance, if you didn't know someone when they were sober and encountered them acting like this for the first time, you might chalk it up to some neurological problem, but you wouldn't view it as normal.

So Warski, being a former cokefag, can recognize it, much like x-fags for whatever value of x can recognize other x-fags.

I was honestly not chalking it up to cocaine specifically until really late in the game, because I'd thought Nick was pretty much a lightweight and might be getting blasted out of his mind on shit like modafinil, but clearly he was actually a heavyweight at least in the drug abuse department. Seriously nearly a fucking ounce. Holy shit man.
 
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As someone soon-to-be married myself, I wonder about all the advocation for divorce in this thread.
Is there anything to be said for "better or worse, sickness & in health"?

Would it not be better for them to stay married, and hopefully, eventually pull out of this together?
Or even separate - like Kayla could clean up, move out, get sober. But support & drive her husband to get better himself?

Again, this is all on paper because they already violated the marriage with adultery - so moot point in their case. But if it was just drugs, no cheating - wouldn't not divorcing, and instead honoring marriage vows be the better option, even if you have to spend some time apart & alone (but not cheating or adultering)?

Only if Nick actually made an effort to change. If your partner is a self-destructive narcissistic addict and they refuse to see it and aren't taking responsibility for what they've done or trying to change, at some point, divorce becomes the only reasonable option. You could possibly have arguments about exactly where that line should be but IMO if you're going to Hedonism II you probably crossed it.
 
Only if Nick actually made an effort to change. If your partner is a self-destructive narcissistic addict and they refuse to see it and aren't taking responsibility for what they've done or trying to change, at some point, divorce becomes the only reasonable option. You could possibly have arguments about exactly where that line should be but IMO if you're going to Hedonism II you probably crossed it.
Really neither of them is getting better if they don't divorce at this point. It's possible for a couple both to get into recovery, but that shit just isn't in the cards here. What's vastly more likely is one of them tries to get sober but the other one drags them right back in. This is a toxic, shitty relationship, and it's just a fucking tragedy this cuck decided to go Quiverfull and pump this bitch full of five kids, then ruin their lives.

What an asshole.
 
As someone soon-to-be married myself, I wonder about all the advocation for divorce in this thread.
Is there anything to be said for "better or worse, sickness & in health"?


- They have both openly abandoned their marriage to get involved with other people. In spite of everything that has happened, April is still living with Nick. Its not the case where one cheated on the other. They both made a positive decision to throw away their marriage and get involved with other people.
- They are both horrible parents unfit to raise any child. Beyond beyond horrible parents, their priority isn't even on getting their children back. You can't keep the marriage together in the name of the the children. Because them getting the children back is a negative for the children.
- Nick doesn't accept that he did anything wrong at all. If the charges and CPS were gone tomorrow, he would go right back to running his sex and drug den. At a minimum saving the marriage would require one or both of them to at least understand that what they were doing was wrong. That is not the situation.
- By staying with Nick and going along with Nick's plans, Kayla has also made it clear that her children are not a priority for her and that she does not accept that anything about their poly drug den lifestyle was wrong.

There is alot to be said for trying to save marriages. But when you have a marriage of two unrepentant drug addicted people who are not faithful to each other, neglected their children, and have no desire to change anything about themselves.....they are probably worse for each other being together than apart.
 
There is zero chance he is going to any sympathy from a jury. The median income for Spicer is $34k. The median family income is $49k. Its not some sort of super-rich coked-up swinger community. You can always find a party around nearly any lake in Minnesota, but the Spicer area IMO is not anything like he tries to describe.

If Spicer was how he described, Nick wouldn't have to go to Minneapolis to get coke and Nick could find locals to swing with rather than Aaron from an hour away.

The trial will be in Wilmar, not Spicer or New London. The stuff you quoted sounds like TiC or Cynthia level contributions.
I'm from MN and agree on this. The parties in Spicer and towns like it are people sitting at a lake or on boats, or by a bonfire, getting drunk, maybe a little weed, but definitely no coke. There's no rich people in Spicer.

Nicky would at least have to go to St Cloud (more likely Minneapolis) to get blow and it would be stepped on and cut with fentanyl.
 
There is zero chance he is going to any sympathy from a jury. The median income for Spicer is $34k. The median family income is $49k. Its not some sort of super-rich coked-up swinger community. You can always find a party around nearly any lake in Minnesota, but the Spicer area IMO is not anything like he tries to describe.

If Spicer was how he described, Nick wouldn't have to go to Minneapolis to get coke and Nick could find locals to swing with rather than Aaron from an hour away.

The trial will be in Wilmar, not Spicer or New London. The stuff you quoted sounds like TiC or Cynthia level contributions.
I really hope he keeps that retarded haircut when he goes into court too.
That alone is going to make them think he's white trash. Maybe he's going for some kind of appeal to the "one of us" group.
But that haircut ain't gonna cut it.
 
Case in point: For a while, I thought he was on something like an opiate. Abuse/misuse of prescription painkillers is very common in the U.S..

I am largely ignorant when it comes to illicit drug use, and I didn't appreciate what I was seeing was actually a hardcore stimulant. That said, you are correct that I knew damn well he was on something. That something ending up being way worse than I ever imagined. Alcohol alone would simply not explain the behavior we were all seeing.

Credit where it's due, Warski called it as cocaine relatively early.
He never looked like he was on opiates.
He wasn't faded. He never nodded out on stream, the jaw thing is a tell tale he was on coke or MDMA.
 
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