Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Angry Crustacean]

Not wanting lots of people around Rockso, the rock and roll eight year-old? I can't imagine why.

 

[Judex Meus]

Nick "We're really selective who we allow around our kids" Rekieta.

I sure would fucking hope you don't let crackhead degenerate swingers around your kids and expose them to stuff like orgies and hard drugs. That'd definitely reflect poorly on you as a parent.

Oh wait.

 

[Captain Manning]

On lawtubing. "I'll stream with good lawyers"

Read: Those who suck his dick, believe everything he says, and opine he will win and/or is innocent. Typical Nick expectations.

Which, in terms of lawyers, there is honestly probably not that many of them that would do that, I don't think. Outside of Barnes and Barnes skinwalkers. He hired the latter on the recommendation of the former.

Most of the rest of Lawtube is either shutting the fuck up, or hardly think his chances are very good.

Come to think of it, Nick has been conspicuously avoiding streaming with any lawyers (sans Ty). It's all dumb-dumb non lawyers like Masterson, Coomy, Ralph, Xia, etc. Funny how that is.

So @Captain Manning and/or @AnOminous , are there differences in Fifth Amendment protections for civil cases? Broad stroke differences, of course.

See @AnOminous's reply.

I just know he couldn't refuse cross-examination in the criminal case. It's either both direct and cross, or he stays off the stand completely. In his case, staying off the stand is probably the best move. However, he's a mouthy arrogant idiot who thinks he can persuade anybody of anything, so I'd hardly be surprised if he gets on the stand.

We're a ways from that though, if it happens. We're still in the preliminaries of this shit.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Minus Kayla, Nick would likely have been on the path to being a porn-obsessed incel or the sort of loser guy whose "relationships" are with sex workers. He would certainly have valued himself highly, but I don't think that much of anyone else would have. While I assume the parents were interested in supporting him as a family man with lots of kids, I think minus Kayla and kids that the family would have far less interested in supporting him at all. They would certainly I think not have funded him being a single degenerate.

I highly dislike Kayla but still have to agree with you here. She gave him boundaries and once she removed them well...here we are.

 

[Trianon]

He can always talk about 'women, amirite?', with Branca when there is a lull in the Baldwin trial. This seems to be his plan.

And from the looks of it, both prosecutors are women, while Baldwin's lawyers are men. He'll get hella triggered if he watches.

 

[AnOminous]

In his case, staying off the stand is probably the best move. However, he's a mouthy arrogant idiot who thinks he can persuade anybody of anything, so I'd hardly be surprised if he gets on the stand.

It's amazing how delusional he is about this considering only the dregs of Internet retards like Locals even believe a word he says at this point. Any talent he ever had for that went out the window as he burned one person after another with his incessant lying and fried his brain with drugs.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It's amazing how delusional he is about this considering only the dregs of Internet retards like Locals even believe a word he says at this point. Any talent he ever had for that went out the window as he burned one person after another with his incessant lying and fried his brain with drugs.

Obviously this is because the filter of the internet gives people wrong ideas. The right ideas even. In person surely Nick can convince a jury they have it all wrong. Surely.Lmao.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Minus Kayla, Nick would likely have been on the path to being a porn-obsessed incel or the sort of loser guy whose "relationships" are with sex workers. He would certainly have valued himself highly, but I don't think that much of anyone else would have.

Are you saying that without Kayla, he would essentially be a financially solvent Russell Greer?

 

[Sam Losco]

Give it up. Ralph has more courtroom experience and isn't facing felony charges or a defamation suit.

Ralph IS a felon.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

When I return I will explain, again, how the balldo functions since there are still hold outs in the audience who have refused to put one on.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Are you saying that without Kayla, he would essentially be a financially solvent Russell Greer?

Russ won an appeal.

 

[Swole McPole]

Dickheads like Nick make those laws necessary because they hurt others when they don't exist. The laws need to exist because some people are dickheads.

The problem with this is drug laws are like gun laws. Responsible, law abiding citizens -- the sort of people who wouldn't hurt others anyway -- are the only people who obey them. Irresponsible maniacs who have no sense of control or self restraint just ignore them and do what they're gonna do. And when it comes to enforcing those laws, the cops will go after the responsible, law abiding segment because they aren't going to engage in fisticuffs when you try to arrest them, or give you a follow home after work and threaten your wife and children.
That said, I do think there's an epidemiological argument for drug laws.

Fewer restraints -> more people using -> higher incidence of drug problems.

I think in the UK, we have the balance about right. Laws stay on the books. Possession laws are rarely enforced unless somebody's causing a problem. So you get the epidemiological benefits without having to fill your jails up with harmless people on ridiculous possession charges.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Rackets' problem isn't that he's dumb, his problem is he's a degenerate piece of shit. Ralph is too but he's also clinically retarded white trash.

Nah. He's a midwit at best. If he was smart, he wouldn't be where he is now.

Not a Nick defender by any means but you should absolutely not: speak to the police

Especially if it's a detective named Columbo.

Yeah he is a straight up fool. I have no clue what he is thinking or what his plan is/was for doing all this post-arrest shit. They're clearly already watching his streams, so it's certainly not doing him any favors.

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

Ralph IS a felon.

He never fed his kids cocaine. Or managed to get himself sued for defamation.

"Ladies and gentlemen, are you aware of Star Trek? Are you aware of the existence of the Mirror Universe filled with sinister doppelgangers? Ladies and gentlemen, what if I were to tell you that a rift in the space-time continuum has occurred in Spicer, Minnesota, and it is not I who am guilty of any crimes but rather my evil twin from the Mirror Universe?"

There was a transporter accident when Nick and Kayla went to Anime Matsuri back in 2022. Good Nick and Kayla were swapped out for their Mirror universe evil duplicates. It was Evil Nick that did the drugs, wife swapping, ruined the show. While Good Kayla and Nick fought to change the mirror universe for the better. After turning the mirror universe into a godly and just place, Good Nick and Kayla switched back to their own universe in time to get busted for the actions of Evil Nick and Kayla.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Nick "We're really selective who we allow around our kids" Rekieta.

I was just thinking back on when he said this. This has to be one of the most ironic and poorly aged statements from him. He said this and then proceeded to prove to everyone in the world that he was the person that should never been allowed around his children.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Wait, you're telling me Aaron

Who better to hold the snack tray? He even has that cuck look.

I just know he couldn't refuse cross-examination in the criminal case. It's either both direct and cross, or he stays off the stand completely. In his case, staying off the stand is probably the best move. However, he's a mouthy arrogant idiot who thinks he can persuade anybody of anything, so I'd hardly be surprised if he gets on the stand.

At least we can look forward to his deposition in the Defamation case.

We can only hope Nick is stupid enough to take the stand for his criminal trial. It will be amazing.

I think in the UK, we have the balance about right.

There's not a thing right about your rainy little island.

 

[AltisticRight]

The new funniest thing is him now suggesting it's not even coke. I'm pretty sure the science in terms of testing that shit is pretty solid and reliable now, and they have 26 grams of the shit. Maybe the field tests the police use can be flawed, but I doubt very much full on lab result of the drugs seized is gonna come back with "oh, this is just 26 grams of Bisquick."

Your honour, I was purchasing fentanyl for a homeschool science experiment, those Somali niggas laced it was cocaine! It's not true, I did not possess cocaine, your honour.

What's more puzzling to me, is what the fuck is happening on his arm, right here?

It's likely from his polysubstance abuse.

 

[Not Who You Think]

While I assume the parents were interested in supporting him as a family man with lots of kids, I think minus Kayla and kids that the family would have far less interested in supporting him at all. They would certainly I think not have funded him being a single degenerate.

It is a question of how much Nick's parents knew about Nick's drug use and swinging while being married with 5 children, and unfortunately it is doubtful that they knew nothing.

Apparently, Nick's parents took care of the kids for the week and Aaron repaid that courtesy by paying for their family dinner and Robert had visited the home while it was falling apart. There is evidence that some people on Kayla's side of the family cared since they were involved in the reporting. Everything I've heard about the Rekietas would have them enabling Nick and consequently endangering their own grandchildren. It doesn't look good.

At one point Kayla may have bought them some time (via her persistent concern over their reputation), but whether single or married with children, money that went to Nick would likely/eventually find its way toward cocaine, hookers, etc.

 

[AnOminous]

Your honour, I was purchasing fentanyl for a homeschool science experiment, those Somali niggas laced it was cocaine! It's not true, I did not possess cocaine, your honour.

It's NAWWWWT TROOOO Judge Vagina Liquor, in fact I think it was YEWWWWWWW who fed cocaine to a nine year old.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

He's not speaking to us, he's speaking to the (wilfully) low information locals who are convinced that anyone speaking out against Nick are Lying incel prudes, SJW's or Glow in the Darks. They'll believe anything Nick says, no matter how much it contradicts reality, it's like a cult in there.
I'm sure the jury are going to be shown those visible effects as well, they're gonna be shown a lot of them.

Yeah. I think we’re all taking him a little too seriously here in the post-arrest/pre-trial lull. I cast no stones. I’ve shat up the thread once or twice with off topic buffoooney (sorry, @MirnaMinkoff)

But Rackets is just bullshitting because he has no reason not to. Court’s not for a month. He has no reason to act contrite yet.* It costs him nothing (but pride lol) to caper about for his crowd of dysgenic hangers-on. When he gets his shit pushed in at the omnibus we’ll see if his current rhetoric is just cokehead bravado or if he’s truly a deranged retard with zero instincts for self-preservation.


*except his kids.

 

[anionfarflung]

Some one has to make an AI edit of the goldroom bar scene from the shining with nick as Jack Torence

Whom do we overlay the bartender with?

This is the famous ColonelKurtz of the IDF, who attacked Ralph during his deleted pillstream interview with Rekieta

Is she hot?

Am I crazy for thinking Pat looks like a fat Camelot?

AKA young Camelot?

, or he stays off the stand completely.

Getting on the stand is that dumbest thing Nick could do and the best thing he could do for us.