Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Still don’t get the reusing bandages thing with her, esp with her theatrics of the process of washing, detangling, rolling,etc. there’s no way she does that everyday. She’s probably not using them at all and it’s just for vids, I know. But her Larp would be way more believable if she pretending she just bought a bunch of new ones in bulk and called it a day
 
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Bruh, aren’t bandages light colored so nurses can see if you’re bleeding and oozing through them? Or are these bandages for something else?
If I were to pull down the covers to check her and saw that shit my eyes would roll so hard they would fall out their sockets and roll across the room.
Yes, this woman is a moron. Just so stupid, and why does she not wear gloves when dying items??
 
If I were to pull down the covers to check her and saw that shit my eyes would roll so hard they would fall out their sockets and roll across the room.
Yes, this woman is a moron. Just so stupid, and why does she not wear gloves when dying items??
So basically, they probably wont let her use these and then she’s going to throw a fit because she worked sooooo hard on them…
 
Whoever taught her the word 'candidly' needs to be burned at the stake (in Minecraft)
Probably multiple HR department shills: "Candidly, Anna, we expect executives to come to the office on time daily, to and have good hygiene. I'm sorry to be so frank..."

She has been using united lately and they used to have the middle unit able to be pulled up. But I have not been on a place in a few years so this may no longer be the case.
Anna has flown United for years on a regular basis and so she knows the first class seats are all now replaced with immovable consoles for all domestic flights. The international flights have sleeping pods with fully reclining beds. The last first class flight she could squeeze into first was probably that trip to China sponsored by her dad.
 
So basically, they probably wont let her use these and then she’s going to throw a fit because she worked sooooo hard on them…
I doubt the coloured bandages will be an issue. She only uses these after her lymphatic massages. They are also just the outer bandages from what I remember of her first surgery. She had white bandages in the under layer, and these really elastic bandages went over those.

No doubt she’ll get the massage people and nurses to goo and gah over them, but I just think WTF…who does that!
 
What got me was when she said she didn’t know if the dye would take on the ace bandages, but she still did the entire lengthy batch without a test.

Type A would have made sure it worked. (Or not have wasted their time.).

She’s Type B-way too much time on her hands.

I don’t think they are colored beige to check for seepage, or they’d be white. It’s probably a cost thing (because who gives a fuck what color your bandages are?) But I hope the dye isn’t fixed right and mixes with her leaky legs and makes them streaky, sickly green.
 
Would single-use gloves even fit her hands?
She’s actually wearing a glove in one shot. But that’s it— a glove. And it’s one of those plastic ones (not latex or a longer dishwashing glove) that’s just going to roll off her paw.

It looks like she didn’t even think about gloves until after she had stained her hands and then fished out that one lone number from the back of the medicine cabinet.

Type A Super Planner Babe in action!
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Anna has flown United for years on a regular basis
Now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure that she had a temper tantrum on Twitter a few years ago and vowed to never fly United again. She was incredibly rude to the beleaguered customer service agent who responded to her. I'll see if I can find it.

Edit: I found the original March 2022 discussion as well as some insightful posts you (@multiverse) wrote about flying United a year later, in March of 2023.

So she was flying first class on united and the yellow tag behind it means her bag was over 70 lbs of clothing...Thats a checked bag this must have happened right as it was being put on to be weighed United has curb side check in for bags. Really shows her entitlemnt whore status when she RECORDS Emely and Jon trying to help her to put on her IG instead of helping.
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So the warranty for her luggage flat out states it does NOT cover the owner being unable to unlock their luggage. And that they can pay for shipping to get it unlocked with proof of purchase by sending it to the company itself. So she ran in demanding something the stores can't even do.
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Now shes whining about the bag company and talking about some event:
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They do! Anna has been building up her flight status on United since her Sprinklr days, so she is likely a Million Miler by now. This comes with early boarding and first class upgrades when you book with them.

She used to only fly first class, up until maybe 2019. Two things happened: Anna got bigger, and United switched their first class seat configuration on all but their regional flights. Instead of two larger seats side by side, they created private pods that can be set to either as easy chair configuration, or a full bed. The pods have a console between them with an opaque plastic divider that can be raised to make a private "room".
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As you can see, there is no way Anna can squeeze herself into a pod, even the largest version. She has indeed eaten herself into steerage, where she needs three seats to fit.

Anna quite enjoyed flying up until 2018-2019 or so, when she could still fit into a first class seat on United.

Anna has Million Miler status on United Airlines courtesy first of her father (who does business in China), then Sprinklr. You pretty much always get free first class upgrades when you have Million Mile status, and family can share the status.

Anna wouldn't easily give up first class seats if she could still fit into them. Unlike economy seating, the arm rests in first class cannot be moved -and on international flights, you have a private pod with plastic walls all around and a very narrow entry space.

So she now hates flying, because she has to hurple her way down the cattle class aisle and heft her six hundy el bees into a whole row of economy seats. No free champagne and movies for Anna; no pampering and pillows and hot towels galore. She outgrew her level of luxury travel and can't afford the next step up (private), so now every flight is torture for both her and anyone around her.

Edit again: I'm positive that there were screenshots of her exchange with the United customer service agent. I can't find them, but I know they were posted.
 
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Bruh, aren’t bandages light colored so nurses can see if you’re bleeding and oozing through them? Or are these bandages for something else?
As far as I know, bandages are white because cotton is naturally that color, and dyeing it could risk due leaking into an open wound and causing a reaction.

Outpatient, I use skin colored materials all the time but I’m only dealing with cuts, scrapes and so on.
 
Im laughing so hard rn.
Tell me this tower of brain power didn't dye her fingertips BLUE before surgery.
The surgical team is going to LOVE that.
They may not be putting her under complete anesthesia, but that doesn't mean there aren't serious risks involved. Performing any procedure on this compromised body is rife with potential negative outcomes. While there are many technology based (and wonderfully accurate) monitors that will be used to make sure she's still, ya know...alive...watching the actual patient's COLOR is baseline shit. The only thing she could do to unnecessarily make the situation more absurd is to eat or drink a dyed drink or candy to stain her mouth/ lips. Blue raspberry, anyone? This big ass retard makes my head spin.
Indulge my rant on the ethics and positive economics of self promotion, please:
This overblown Dermatologist is an absolute idiot. There are very obvious reasons fully trained plastic surgeons would never be willing to perform cosmetic procedures on Anna. This fat fuck has not only not addressed her dangerously unhealthy lifestyle, she's desperately searching for any and all excuses to validate and defend her gluttonous self harm. In order for a client to achieve their desired results, their weight needs to be stable and their ratio of subcutaneous fat within certain margins. Liposuction may not be as invasive as abdominoplasty or breast reduction, but it IS still the intentional infliction of injury. Pros vs. cons, bb dawl. A patient as inherently compromised as Fat Anna has a much higher probability of complications while her body heals. I'm not going to dwell on the myriad ways her results may be seriously fucked, but let's be real: I don't know of any plastic surgeons who would let her sit in their lobbies, much less hurple into their surgery suites. She will eat herself out of any benefits before the healing is even completed. And, no, your body has NOT recovered in two weeks. No two patients are alike, but a year is a reasonable timeframe. Lipo is violent. It scars and wreaks fairly brutal damage. Just 'cause what is seen externally is aesthetically pleasing doesn't mean the body wasn't seriously damaged. A surgeon is an artist, a sculptor, and their medium is living tissue. Very fucking challenging. The chutzpah one must have to know YOU can mutilate this human and make them better is...God complex is real y'all.
So yeah, ethics. When you know the patient's lifestyle will prevent them from having their desired results, on top of the risks due to an unhealthy body which widens the door to complications/ disability/ death, you hand them over to a nutritionist (in-house nutritionist , keep those shekels under your umbrella) and tell them to come back when they've taken control of their health, lost weight and maintained that weight loss for at least several months.
Now for the economic benefit of covering your tailored ass: the best promotion for any plastic surgeon is their portfolio of results. All the testimony in the world means little compared to the power of a beautiful before/ after photo gallery. That shit's gold. Fatties who can't stop indulging will fuck up your gallery in one enlarged heartbeat. The healing process involves quite a bit of swelling due to fluids, inflammation and it can be mentally difficult to have to wait to see the actual results (if the post op narcotics don't prevent your remembering, final results are visible immediately following surgery and while your tissues are still in the shocked "what the actual fuck did u just subject me to" phase). During the inflamed healing period, a patient may feel depressed...dost thou EAT to cope? Uh-oh. Welcome to undoing the do. Ergo, it's not in the best interest of the practice to take on a client who will fuck up your work. They fuck up your gallery. They tell people you operated on them and then those potential clients are underwhelmed...bango: lost potential revenue.
This oily dermatologist is an idiot playing a short term game. He should stick to weird moles and rashes and quit scamming fat-masses out of money.
Except Anna. Join the braying hippo at the table and eat Daddy's money, charlatan.
 
What got me was when she said she didn’t know if the dye would take on the ace bandages, but she still did the entire lengthy batch without a test.

Type A would have made sure it worked. (Or not have wasted their time.).

She’s Type B-way too much time on her hands.
She's Type ADHD—she's impulsive as fuck, and when she gets hit hard by a shiny new idea she plunges right in and acts on it, without stopping to consider whether it will actually work the way her overhyped imagination thinks it will.

Doing tests on one roll of bandage, to see not only if the dye will take, but whether there will be issues with dye rub-off or bleeding afterwards? Nah; fuck it; do the whole bunch. Wear gloves? Who has time for that?

I don’t think they are colored beige to check for seepage, or they’d be white. It’s probably a cost thing (because who gives a fuck what color your bandages are?)
I assume they're beige just because they're meant to be washed and re-used frequently, and if they were white they'd get grungy-looking really fast. I also assume they're that light beige (instead of a dark color) so any seepage through the layers of dressings and compression bandages can be spotted right away. That seepage is going to be hard to spot when the bandages are tie-dyed, so good job, Anna; I hope your nurse refuses to use them and tells you that you need to buy all new bandages.

Why tie-dye the bandages? It's not like she's going to constantly see them once they're on. She could have bought herself two or three more pairs of loose cotton pants to wear over all of the compression gear, and dyed those instead.

Ah, but a pair of pants doesn't reinforce her new, "I am chronically ill!" storyline, and the bandages do, so I guess that's why.
 
Lol, I love the open-mouth concentration face in this one. Looks like a great time, she seems out of breath and in pain the entire time she's standing up (no shit).
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That's just regular ol' mouth breathing that fat POS like Anna do on a second by second basis every day. You just noticed is all.

Imagine the smell. Gotta be something like Charles Clymer's sewer like mouth.
 
She’s actually wearing a glove in one shot. But that’s it— a glove. And it’s one of those plastic ones (not latex or a longer dishwashing glove) that’s just going to roll off her paw.

It looks like she didn’t even think about gloves until after she had stained her hands and then fished out that one lone number from the back of the medicine cabinet.

Type A Super Planner Babe in action!
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If I had an Apple Watch, I'd wear gloves on both hands. Hell, I don't have an Apple Watch and I still wear gloves on both hands when I work. Those gloves are probably XXL or XXXL; I forgot those existed when I made my previous post.
 
I'm pretty sure that she had a temper tantrum on Twitter a few years ago and vowed to never fly United again.

Yes, Anna suffered greatly because United "just decided" her bag was too big. From the OP:
Anna complains about the airport nearly every trip she takes.
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Interesting that this happened to occur in 2019:
She used to only fly first class, up until maybe 2019. Two things happened: Anna got bigger, and United switched their first class seat configuration on all but their regional flights.
 
Running amuck around the house doing shit wearing compression socks that aren't moving because metric century bike ride today that was brutal and fast, I've found myself wondering if Anna's ever managed to fit into that compression suit again lmao

Maybe she needs to call her favorite salesman again to cram her candy juice into her expensive getup.
 
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