🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Cucktry Roads]

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That ain't a THREAT, THATS A PROMISE KIWI FARMS!

Brass knuckles are just about illegal everywhere since they're considered a concealed weapon.

 

[JustSomeDong]

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All of those times that I got my ass beat were FRADULENT you fuckin alog

A kiwi: shitposts about giving the gunt a wedgie.

Ralph: THEY THREATENED MAH LIFE! IMA KEEL DEM KIWIS IF DEY GITS NEAR ME! I GOTS SCREENSHOTS OF DEM PLOTTING TO KEEL ME!

He is such a fat little bitch. Never change, Ralph.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Would be funny if him being there "VERY EARLY" means he has no place to stay and can't afford a hotel so he's camping outside the courthouse.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

He's really baiting hard for someone to beat him up again

 

[Rage Pig]

The Pigmaster Ritual
Belligerent Gunts
Run their snouts
Spineless swines
Demented minds

 

[Oh Darn]

Would be funny if him being there "VERY EARLY" means he has no place to stay and can't afford a hotel so he's camping outside the courthouse.

JOKES ON YOU BISH ONLY THE FINEST ACCOMODATIONS WILL DO FOR THE RALPHAMALE

 

[JustSomeDong]

JOKES ON YOU BISH ONLY THE FINEST ACCOMODATIONS WILL DO FOR THE RALPHAMALE

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AirB&Bench. Five star accommodations, indeed.
Wait, didn't the Supreme Court recently decide cops can arrest vagrants again?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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All of those times that I got my ass beat were FRADULENT you fuckin alog

“physically attack me in front of a bunch of cops”

Imagine when I give Ralph a wedgie with his tiny little arms going everywhere in the air as he’s screaming “ARREST HIM ARREST HIM”. I’m sure the officers will be dying laughing at the sight once they arrive on scene thinking it was a woman being assaulted from the screams just to see Ralph.

Squeal piggy! The day of the wedgie will be upon you soon. All the memories of grade school will be coming back!

 

[Desktop User2]

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That ain't a THREAT, THATS A PROMISE KIWI FARMS!

Gotta love Ralph´s fighting spirit. For a man that lost (or draw with Riley) every fight he´s been in, the spirit never dies.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I’m sure the officers will be dying laughing at the sight once they arrive on scene thinking it was a woman being assaulted from the screams just to see Ralph.

You poor deluded fool. They're gonna ventilate you, they're all huge fans of the KEEEELSTREEEEM BABEH!

 

[Truly Rural]

AirB&Bench

No breakfast, just Air&Bench for Ralph

 

[4090 Chad]

He's really baiting hard for someone to beat him up again

It’s pretty much his only chance at making any real money, through a civil suit of some random alog.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

AirB&Bench. Five star accommodations, indeed.

AirBeating&Bench.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I gotta hamd it to Ralph, I think he's actually lost far more weight than Nool. Sure, it's because of a drug addiction and being too poor to eat most of the time but a win is a win.

 

[Oxous]

JOKES ON YOU BISH ONLY THE FINEST ACCOMODATIONS WILL DO FOR THE RALPHAMALE

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Well sheesh, I think we know where Ralph's staying now!

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Well sheesh, I think we know where Ralph's staying now!
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Someone should leave an offering of corn on the bench

 

[Vect]

This man! How does he do it?? He can't even get on a plane without turning it into some clownshow.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Someone should leave an offering of corn on the bench

THEYRE A'THREATENING MUH LIFE AGIN!

 

[moocow]

This man! How does he do it?? He can't even get on a plane without turning it into some clownshow.

He's even been prevented from boarding at least once by airline staff too, hasn't he? Drunkenness, belligerence, or both?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He's even been prevented from boarding at least once by airline staff too, hasn't he? Drunkenness, belligerence, or both?

He’s also been kicked off a plane once too and then packed about his whore of a wife running off on him (It was a work HARRY)