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[Owls Owls Owls]

His wife must be the most handmaiden-y woman in existence because he just sounds exhausting to be around.

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What is he even bitching about. Has he ever met a Pooner? All they do is talk about pissing while standing up.

 

[Vampirella]

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

He wouldn't know an African swallow from a European swallow, I bet.

 

[California Newt]

@~nogger~

I'm also beginning to drift over to thinking "orientation" might be a pozzed rubbish term.

It is. It was coined by John Money.

John Money - Wikipedia

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[The Gunt Whisperer]

“Why hello lovely ladies!”

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[PigFarm]

This is the same dude from earlier, who asked if it's weird if he stuffs his pants with pads

 

[Esmeraude]

Girls who have "male sperg" interests are ostracized by everyone

hey that’s me! Apparently girls aren’t supposed to be autistic about Final Fantasy and different genres of metal. It’s so funny that my sperg interest is something usually associated with males but I have no issue with being a girl almost like these doods have been brainwashed by predators that just wanted something easy to molest and control.

 

[Peaches Demure]

@~nogger~

Check out the latest Triggernometry interview with Richard Dawkins:

The talk about sexuality/sexual orientation starts at roughly 54:00 minutes in. He basically summarizes it as "yes, it's been looked at a LOT, and there is a strong genetic component but it's not absolute" and then references different types of twin studies: identical: raised together, identical: raised apart, fraternal: raised together and fraternal: raised apart. Ergo, nothing new. This stuff has been known in academic circles since the 70's at least.

 

[El-ahrairah]

Aaaaaaaand here we have the reason folx! The guy's inability to coom for the Lord in their longstanding, unchanged practices is why Mormons aren't getting with the times. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. Just needed to pinpoint the real reason.

The person doing that touching on a woman would also be woman. For a man it would be a man. Usually elderly in both cases.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Today's evolutionary psychologists continue in the ethos of Freud in reducing the human being to a sexual automaton, while today's "queer theorists" continue the work of the nineteenth-century "sexologists" who kickstarted the modern pantheon of "sexual identities". Both of these—while you could argue that evopsych has some legitimate insights—are examples of modern myth-making disguised as rigorous scientific disciplines.

Speculating that men and women's psychological differences arose because men had to fight bears and women had to pick berries is no different from uncontacted tribes talking about how men and women are different because the gods split the primordial hermaphrodite in two or whatever: we weren't there; they're both examples of people telling stories to explain the world around them using the limited categories of thought and experience available to them. It says more about us and how we view things than it does about where we came from.

Queer theory—and the whole "lgbtqia+" as a concept—is religious initiatory psychology applied to deviant sexuality: it posits that your "true self" is hidden and that you need to "uncover" or "realize it" through the particular deviant practice you've chosen (or, alternatively, been given by the group) as your "identity". For them, your "gender" occupies the same same space as the "buddha nature" or "image of God" (not to conflate those two, of course) in other traditions.

All of this, I believe, is to collapse creative and mystical psychology into the sexual drive. I don't even mean in a reproductive sense: I mean purely in the sense of exploiting the lizard-brain to produce life-feelings in lieu of any real hope of enduring life. People don't look for immortality anymore: they look for "self actualization" and take anti-depressants.

Shouldn't have buried that in the overlong, spoilered history lesson. Very based take.

That's a perfect example of what I mean by "the people at the top don't follow it". Crowley did deviant sex stuff, but that's because it was a part of his sorcery (and because he enjoyed it), not because he was a materialist with that as the logical endpoint of his worldview.

Scarily accurate too. Exclusive homosexuality with degrading practices and troonism are both forms of mental castration and submission.
With trannies, both aspects are made manifest in the flesh even... no way out, once committed.
Even if we stoop a bit lower, since not everyone is that good at transmuting sexual urges into something higher,
there ought to be a time to cuddle up with the bros but also a time to build cathedrals and, ideally, have a wife and kids.

 

[Procrastinhater]

"I lived most of the year stealth at a women's homeless shelter so I think I pass pretty well."

Translation: "I spent most of the year making a bunch of vulnerable women uncomfortable in a situation where they were essentially powerless, as they rightly feared losing their housing or even facing violence for twansphobiaaaaa if they dared state the obvious or do anything other than pretend to see me as a true and honest laydee."

Man, fuck this ugly predatory male-ass motherfucker. He was only "stealth" in whatever coom-soaked pornified fantasyland he inhabits in his tiny walnut brain. He's either delusional, or he knows exactly how he looks and gets off on having the power to force women to pretend otherwise.

I'm MATI. I won't PL except to say that this particular one hits close to home, and he can go choke on a thousand girldicks. These fools need to leave women's spaces alone, especially the ones women end up in when things have gone catastrophically wrong for them, usually in a way that leaves them especially vulnerable. Rape centers, DV services, homeless shelters, etc. Fuck every fetishist who tries to force his way in, and fuck every handmaiden who lets him.

Yeah the Troons that force their way into women's shelters and rape crisis places are particularly egregious. They're deliberately forcing themselves into places where the residents are women who have already been traumatized, there's a reason those places are women only, and a guy putting on a dress to bully his way in their knows what he's doing, it's a particularly sadistic power trip and it's fucking disgusting.
This fucking Penguin looking motherfucker wants his head slapping till his eyes are straight.

@~nogger~


It is. It was coined by John Money.

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John Money - Wikipedia

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Anyone know where John Money's grave is, I got business in Maryland next month and at some point I'm gonna go out for taco's, afterwards I'd like to visit to pay appropriate respects?

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

His wife must be the most handmaiden-y woman in existence because he just sounds exhausting to be around.

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I'm just laughing at the idea of a Tranny being triggered by something as benign as an Amazon Prime Comedy starring John Cena and acting like George C. Scott from Hardcore.

 

[Geraldine]

What about coming out even though I totally pass?
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Excerpt bit at end of post:

TLDR: i pass as a cis girl now and am making close friends who might not know im trans but i kinda want them to know at this point and hope it goes well if i tell them about it.

Spoiler: The whole thing, spoilered for length: Extended agonizing on the question

i started consistently passing as a girl this year which has been awesome but also funny cause i needed to come out so everyone stopped thinking i was a boy and knew i was a girl, but now many people only know me as a girl and never knew i was a boy. for small friends and stuff it’s fine. i don’t want to my clockable or anything. it’s just weird cause now ive made close friends as a girl and it’s like im closeted in the opposite way now. i have a friend group of 4 other people and 2 know im trans cause they met me pre transition but the other 2 might not know. we work at a place where most people have watched me transition, but these 2 are newer employees who joined after i was passing. im not sure if they know cause they’re never really done anything that hinted that they know, but also feel like someone at work could’ve mentioned it and they just never said anything about it. my coworkers are all really supportive so i don’t think they’d purposefully out me, but feel like it could’ve come up casually because for a while everyone knew i was trans and it was common knowledge.

i love my friend group and have been approaching college and saying my goodbyes to them cause they’re seniors and juniors. we’ve been hanging out and hugging and crying because ill be gone soon. last night we had our last hangout and i was getting especially emotional with the 2 who might not know im trans and feel like i should tell them. they’ve never said anything obviously transphobic but there’s been a strange comment or two that seem to come from a place of little knowledge on the topic rather than hate. getting to a point where i want the people closest to me knowing that im both trans and a woman, and that one doesn’t just discount the other. just feels scary to have to come out to people again, especially from a way that’s telling them what i used to be instead of what i was going to be. also just might be awkward if they already know from coworkers, so i don’t wanna make too big of a deal out of it. at first it was fun to experiment with making cis girl friends who don’t know im trans but it’s gotten kinda tiring with how close we’ve gotten. not being able to tell childhood stories without changing them up a little. not being able to show them childhood photos past me being an infant. and it’s just such a huge part of who i am and my identity that it feels like they don’t really know me if they don’t know that im trans. wanting more and more to tell them. i will feel stupid if someone’s already told them though lmao. ill talk to my therapist about this later but just wanted to share my thoughts on it rn

TLDR: i pass as a cis girl now and am making close friends who might not know im trans but i kinda want them to know at this point and hope it goes well if i tell them about it.

Link to before and after selfies:
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Here's after. tee hee


Analysis: Why agonize bro? Believe me they know.

 

[GloriousScarf]

I finally mustered the courage to get some girls clothes, I wanted to at least see what it would be like. I had them delivered to an Amazon package locker near my home so I could keep it secret if the boxes were obvious (they weren’t, phew).
I waited anxiously all day for them to arrive, they finally did around 6 or so. Even though I have a lot of privacy including a lock, occasionally my parents knock and ask permission to enter, so I was really scared to wear it until they went to bed. Finally, the time came I and put it on!
I got a cute skirt, a really girly pink shirt, and some thigh high socks. Honestly, it’s a super adorable outfit and I was super excited to try it. My heart was screaming with excitement as I finally got into it. I saw how it felt, I looked in the mirror, and…it was awful.
It IS a cute outfit, but I didn’t feel cute at all, just gross and manly. I wanted to be feminine and pretty but I just felt awful. Then I just couldn’t stop noticing how hairy I am (my parents said it would be weird to shave my body hair so I’m not so they don’t get suspicious) and how even though I shaved I can’t get rid of the stubble. And the dysphoria around my stupid flat chest…
I feel so sad right now, I was so excited and now I just feel defeated. I think a lot of women would have looked nice in this outfit but I looked awful. I feel like I’m supposed to cry, but I don’t know how. I’m really bad at crying.

These fuckers are all made in the same factory I swear.

On another note, Girl horny is a curse. It's an L because it's 100% porn brain rot on display.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Link to before and after selfies

And here I thought there has to be some difference if he's that adamant about it:

I still rely on makeup to pass and keep my eyebrows tweezed, so i hadn’t taken the time to stop and realize that my natural face itself is a lot more feminine now due to 5 and a half months of HRT!

Spoiler: But no...

Nigga, you look the same!​

I don't even see the makeup or eyebrows he's so proud of, lest any HRT effects - could just as well be a different light bulb.
It's all in his head - how is this not a form of body dysmorphia again?

 

[Paper Machete]

I wouldn't call it pseudo bisexuality, if you have sex with both, it's not really pseudo, is it? But I get what you meant by it and I think there's truth to it.

Spoiler: Rambling

I call is pseudo because it's not innate to them the same way some people say they always liked the same sex. And sometimes, people will go back to being straight (not just in sexual behavior but in saying they no longer identify with and want to do stuff with the same sex, whether they're rejecting that for religious reasons or realized they weren't doing it for the reasons they thought). Bisexuality doesn't follow normal attraction patterns the way being homosexual or straight would because there is a "mix and match" going on sometimes. It can be complicated in the ways you describe.

As for other things you describe like "prison gay" well that's a bit different too. It's often about dominance and something only lifers and those in for decades resort to. It's different than someone living a normal life who gets into things for other reasons. Most everyone can deal with long dry spells as long as they know the dry spell will end.

I also don't relate to the woman being more comfortable with physical affection as friends. In my experience I was never very affectionate that way with my other female friends. It just wasn't a thing. Hugging of course. But nothing smarmy. Desire for closeness like that I think depends on the individual and the friends in question. Maybe most people just don't feel the need/desire to because that sort of skinship they get from their sexual/romantic partners and in small doses from family members. It's also cultural, as different ones have slightly different ideas of what is considered acceptable before no longer being platonic. But I digress, I don't think there's anything wrong with being either way (wanting more affection from friends or not), there is probably tendencies for men or women to generally prefer one but like a lot of things it usually doesn't mean much if they aren't the average in that regard. Some people do feel closer to friends than they ever will to sexual partners, it's true. It's just something that happens as well. Not everyone has a "one true love" they feel the closest to.

I don't really want to derail the thread sperging about this stuff but it is sort of important to discuss at times because trannies and the like always want to manipulate people by muddying the waters about this stuff. They have a vested interest in people getting into the same behaviors they do.

 

[Tilikum]

Pooner's denial of reality causes a small child to sob uncontrollably. This victimizing experience almost made her cry:

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Kids have NO chill around trans people

I am 9 months on t, for the context. I pass 89% of the time. So I don’t really have much dysphoric encounters now, thankfully. However, had a kid recently almost have me crying, and rethinking everything.

So, I was at work helping this girl and her daughter (maybe 5-7). The mom said “yes sir” as she responded to my question. Her daughter full on stops mid playing next to her, turns to me, and blurts out “but mom she’s a girl”. I was like uhm…and just kept going.

The whole time she is finishing checking out, her daughter is in almost FULL BLOWN TEARS. Yelling at her mom, “no, she’s a girl. MOM THATS A GIRL. but she’s a girl. Is that a girl or boy?! MOM, she is a GIRL!” I was shocked watching this happen. The mom just ignored her, and towards the end before walking away, said to her “that’s not nice.” But the kid kept fighting with her and is now full on crying. Like what it’s not that big of a deal?? I felt so bad for the parents, because kids don’t understand.

I am not angry at this kid lol , just made me question my own manliness. I felt so dysphoric and upset after it had happened. Questioning how she knew lmao. Most people usually call me male terms , and assume I’m a man. But I’ve had a few kids ask their parents if I’m a boy or girl, ask my name to confirm I’m a boy. Like what? My voice is pretty male passing now, so I find this humorous the kids can tell.

Anyways, wanted to share this goofy encounter because kids are crazy.

...Kids say the darndest things? Nope. The five year old was being intentionally transphobic!!!

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To be honest there is a GOOD chance, like VERY GOOD chance that someone in the kids life is teaching the kid very transphobic things. Possibly even the mother herself, but being in public shes not going to out herself (and if it was the mother, that would definitely explain why the child was soooo insistent and not taking no as an answer, if shes always hearing her mother being a karen about trans people, then all of a sudden the mum is saying the opposite? Thats how you confuse kids.

Likewise if the dad is the problem, and fights the mum over it, the kids going to argue with the mum too).

Most kids that get told "no thats (gender)" go "oh!" And apologise or giggle to themselves and then drop it. Or stare at you, as kids do. If theyve clocked you, then their brain is processing what they currently understand as conflicting information, so theyre trying to understand why theyre wrong, and youve successfully confused them for a moment lol

Theres some scientific stuff about how very young kids have waaaay heightened senses and can tell apart their mother and father by their gender without seeing or hearing them, similar to how a lot of baby animals can smell their mother apart from a million identical ones (e.g. penguins). Its like a sixth sense. So i am of the belief that the little bit of heightened senses we have as little kids possibly plays a role in this, and is how little kids clock us when no one else can.

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[Stan]

Even when I steelman their position as hard as I can, it just boils down to "Some people are born with a vanishingly rare birth defect that causes them to develop a mixture of male and female genitalia, because their mothers smoked while they were pregnant with them. Ergo, biological sex is not binary and a man who puts on a dress and claims to be a woman is indeed a woman".

IMO the steel man for this is “some people are intersex and don’t totally fit the category male or female. QED the categories are false, gender is socially constructed and arbitrary."
It is a leap of logic in many ways.
Intersex people are genetically crippled, they have a condition which affects their fertility and their health. Additionally, very few intersex people are really ambiguous in their genotype, most are clearly male or female on a developmental pathway that went wrong in some way. Why any of this would apply to someone who's sexual genotype and phenotype match perfectly, but they're unhappy about it and want to change it for psychological reasons, is beyond me. Troons don't have DSDs, so trying to bridge the logical gap with "gender is a spectrum, look at all these DSDs" is like saying being crippled is normal because some people are born with Hotwheels' Condition.
Like, yes, that's true, but why are you comparing yourself to someone with a really rare and unfortunate condition that actually complicates their gender to you, the mental basket case man who's just unhappy with his normal, eugenic sexual developmental hx. Cause I've heard about hardship tourism but man, this one is low.

And @Stan akshooally you’re both kind of right. Scylla was a sea monster, and Charybdis was a sea monster too - they’re characterised as being a rock (Scylla) and a whirlpool (Charybdis) in the straights of messina. It’s where ‘between a rock and a hard place’ comes from. The idea being both were dreadful and likely to sink your ship (or fistulate your stink ditch in the modern iteration.)
Very Greek tragedy anyway. Much hubris.

“Why hello lovely ladies!”

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I can affirm this witchy wench in training.

https://www.washingwellwenches.com/gallery

I think his look could pass if he joined this improv troupe

 

[Procrastinhater]

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These fuckers are all made in the same factory I swear.

On another note, Girl horny is a curse. It's an L because it's 100% porn brain rot on display.

Whats the betting his "cute" outfit was the most gross coomer OnlyWhores tier outfit he could find too?

Kids say the darndest things? Nope. The five year old was being intentionally transphobic!!!

Its not that "kids can just clock us when everybody else can't because they have Super Senses" you retarded self delusional AGP freak, its that kids haven't been getting told "we have always been at war with Oceania" for long enough for them to know when to deny reality because the Party Cult is always right and it says 2+2 = 5.
Everyone can clock you, adults have just been indoctrinated or conditioned to keep quiet.
Kids haven't had the Wrong Think purged yet.

 

[Paper Machete]

It must have been so distressing for that little girl to have everyone around her trying to lie to her about a clearly observable fact, telling her she is wrong/lying/not being nice for simply seeing what she sees. That is abuse. The little girl was going through a real life version of the scene in a horror movie where the character being haunted is having a melt down because they're seen as crazy by everyone around them. But it isn't about that poor little one being gaslit and told to disbelief her lying eyes, that she cannot be trusted to make observations and know what they mean, it's about the pooners "manliness" being questioned.

I hate them.

(Known Heretic is one of the only people I've come across that very clearly goes over what sort of effect this gaslighting and teaching them not to trust their own reality has on kids. I'd recommend everyone to go look that up if they haven't already. It's not something that is considered often enough IMO.)

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

"My homophonic parents refuse to play along with my mental illness and despise the Tranny I intend to marry. But they didn't disown me, so that's a W!"

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I came out to my parents. They are homophonic, and seemingly transphobic, but they didn't get upset with me? They weren't over the moon about it either though. They just told me they wouldn't call me by my preferred name or pronouns, that I was still their daughter. But they didn't tell me I wasn't their kid anymore! I'm also with a trans woman and we're going to get married. They don't like her much, and don't respect her either.

I just wish they loved me for who I am. Not who they want me to be. At least I wasn't disowned, which I think is a huge W. Maybe they will come around.

Has anyone else had this sort of experience, and if so have your parents came around and been accepting?

Also is it valid to feel weird about this? To almost be upset that they didn't react the way I expected them too? It makes me feel crazy bc why would they react neutral to this situation? I don't live with them anymore so that may be why. I think I will run into problems with them when I start T though.

Thank you for reading this post, any experience or advice would be very much appreciated.

This Pooner is a weeb, 19-20 years old, was sexually assaulted by a priest when she was a child and is set to marry a Tranny that jokes about putting his dick down her throat, then gets upset when she comments that's a manly thing to do. They've been together around 5 years, with him starting HRT last year. Following her post history, you cann see how the guy went from dude to NB to tranny. No wonder her parents fucking hate him lol