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Damn within the first 10 seconds you can tell he's fucked. Not full on pillstream level but juiced for sure.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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When you have something to say, but nobody to say it to.
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Sometimes, I wonder how often he wakes up from the xanny haze whimpering "Gayta, Gayta, come back Gaytah".
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God his hands are so tiny and he’s got those fat guy shoulders
Rage Pig
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he could easily double his viewers if he just put a tiny bit of effort into his shows. (IE not getting plastered on fucking pills every day)
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Ethan would have had a better life if he did a Freaky Friday with Evan.
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He could increase his views tenfold if he just makes sure he's barely conscious when he goes live for maximum Kino.
FiveStarAce
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The gunt could make mad money if he had the balls to actually do some oldschool IBS. Hollering hog Ralph is Kino, to bad he gasses out after 30 seconds of not vegitating.
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That "ralphacurse" shit is omega cringe. Just stole a joke from Jim's DSP stream and overused it except it doesn't make sense. DSP is actually doing somewhat well (relative to Ralph) and has people and creatures who love him. Ralph is a twice deadbeat abusive wigger rapist fake Christian that has somehow avoided prison and isn't doing well for himself. I want him to live forever and be free because watching him suffer is catharsis. Hell probably has a special place for him as well.
Guntkvd
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You don't ban super chatters, said the hog that doxes super chatters.
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Aaron is going to turn himself in (unless he is so retarded he deserves whatever happens) and be released on OR, and probably isn't stupid enough to turn down the conditional release.
It's Nick who has something to worry about. He might end up in legit prison. And the only reason Aaron is in trouble is because Nick SNITCHED on him.
Not only does this look like witness intimidation that could get both the Gunt and Nick himself in even more criminal trouble, it's also a way more applicable thing to do to Nick himself when he gets himself locked up. Because he is a snitch and has publicly boasted about it. He even publicly admitted to being a CUCK for the sake of SNITCHING.
Maybe this isn't a road the ragepig should go down.
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Hard to take someone seriously when they don't even have a name you can call them. Even an animal gets a name, 4 tits here does not.
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The old Ralph might've been a scumbag but he wasn't enough of one to where the other inmates would hate him for it. Today's Ralph would suck a mile of dicks just to get the drugs he'd need so his withdrawals wouldn't kill him.
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Scraping the arse end of the barrel for these.
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Hell would send him to extra Hell.
One Winged Pear Farmer
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Nah he was always a loser faggot, he just had other people to carry his fatass. Always been a whiny bitch that wouldn’t fit in with any group of actual men
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Ralph's life without internet fame would be even bleaker then where he is now imo. Him drinking himself to death alone in Ronnies crack shack but he has no adventures to think back fondly on since he never left home, no wife and no kids, no internet friends, living off government cheese and 30 racks of Busch light.
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Yeah, but he wouldn't be overdosing in a heated Mexican tin shack either
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Yes.
For starters he wouldn't have the isolation of not being able to speak the local language. He could go to a local bar and actually interact with real people and such. He wouldn't have to pay some local mexican "lawyer" middleman to do everything for him when it comes to interacting with the government bureaucracy. He could get on disability gibs for housing, power, EBT. Be able to drive places with out dealing with passports and bullshit.
Living in a tin shack in BFE mexico, alone and unable to speak spanish sounds fucking depressing.
I don't know how ralph thinks it makes him look cool. He isn't rich living in some beach house villa like servants. Everyone knows he is living in a prison of his own making.