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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 55 44.0%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 15 12.0%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 55 44.0%
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    125
He's reduced to sitting in his stinky tin shack, desperately trying to attach himself to the drama his last remaining e-daddys are involved in. Also, is there a slight xannie slur? It's clear why he always wears sunglasses, he looks like complete retard without them.
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Edit: My favorite part, he's coming for Vito' s spot.

 
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That "ralphacurse" shit is omega cringe. Just stole a joke from Jim's DSP stream and overused it except it doesn't make sense. DSP is actually doing somewhat well (relative to Ralph) and has people and creatures who love him. Ralph is a twice deadbeat abusive wigger rapist fake Christian that has somehow avoided prison and isn't doing well for himself. I want him to live forever and be free because watching him suffer is catharsis. Hell probably has a special place for him as well.
 
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Rage Pig said:
He's reduced to sitting in his stinky tin shack, desperately trying to attach himself to the drama his last remaining e-daddys are involved in. Also, is there a slight xannie slur? It's clear why he always wears sunglasses, he looks like complete retard without them.
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Edit: My favorite part, he's coming for Vito' s spot.

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You don't ban super chatters, said the hog that doxes super chatters.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Piggy is obsessively reading KF again and wants to spread his jail wisdom.
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Aaron is going to turn himself in (unless he is so retarded he deserves whatever happens) and be released on OR, and probably isn't stupid enough to turn down the conditional release.

It's Nick who has something to worry about. He might end up in legit prison. And the only reason Aaron is in trouble is because Nick SNITCHED on him.

Not only does this look like witness intimidation that could get both the Gunt and Nick himself in even more criminal trouble, it's also a way more applicable thing to do to Nick himself when he gets himself locked up. Because he is a snitch and has publicly boasted about it. He even publicly admitted to being a CUCK for the sake of SNITCHING.

Maybe this isn't a road the ragepig should go down.
 
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NewnameRealEmail said:
Heā€™s lucky he didnā€™t end up with more time because he certainly is weak enough to be made into a crash test dummy.
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The old Ralph might've been a scumbag but he wasn't enough of one to where the other inmates would hate him for it. Today's Ralph would suck a mile of dicks just to get the drugs he'd need so his withdrawals wouldn't kill him.
 
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Pepsi Man said:
That "ralphacurse" shit is omega cringe. Just stole a joke from Jim's DSP stream and overused it except it doesn't make sense. DSP is actually doing somewhat well (relative to Ralph) and has people and creatures who love him. Ralph is a twice deadbeat abusive wigger rapist fake Christian that has somehow avoided prison and isn't doing well for himself. I want him to live forever and be free because watching him suffer is catharsis. Hell probably has a special place for him as well.
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Hell would send him to extra Hell.
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
The old Ralph might've been a scumbag but he wasn't enough of one to where the other inmates would hate him for it. Today's Ralph would suck a mile of dicks just to get the drugs he'd need so his withdrawals wouldn't kill him.
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Nah he was always a loser faggot, he just had other people to carry his fatass. Always been a whiny bitch that wouldnā€™t fit in with any group of actual men
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Sometimes I think that Ethan would have had a better life if he stayed as West Memphis trailer trash with a simple life. Then you realize that the only reason why he has any form of notoriety is that he constantly makes a clown of himself when he LARPs as a normal person or a worldwide traveler. He truly is one of our prized pigs.
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Ralph's life without internet fame would be even bleaker then where he is now imo. Him drinking himself to death alone in Ronnies crack shack but he has no adventures to think back fondly on since he never left home, no wife and no kids, no internet friends, living off government cheese and 30 racks of Busch light.
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Sicko Hunter said:
Ralph's life without internet fame would be even bleaker then where he is now imo. Him drinking himself to death alone in Ronnies crack shack but he has no adventures to think back fondly on since he never left home, no wife and no kids, no internet friends, living off government cheese and 30 racks of Busch light.
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Yeah, but he wouldn't be overdosing in a heated Mexican tin shack either
 
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