Hurricane Milton

[CFC-12]

wait will samcrac have more flooded cars to buy at auction

Don't do it man, It's never worth it. Salt water destroys everything.

 

[TheMeanOne]

the leadership of the nation has angered heaven, and as we approach the night of Samhain when the veil between this world and the fae grows weakest, the wrath of heaven becomes more pronounced.

It would be cool if the wrath of heaven could take that out on our leaders and not on nice people just working and living life.

Dear supernatural forces: just get Dick Cheney to shoot some dirtbag lawyers from the DC area.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

How did the Seminole natives survive hurricanes? Just avoided the coasts entirely? Cuz that sucks, the Keyes are a paradise on earth

Your tent gets blown over, it's not too hard to dry it out and put it back up. Even if you have to make new poles, it won't take you more than an afternoon.

I was in a tent in Baja Sur during Hurricane Odile

"September 13, 2014: Hurricane Odile was the most intense tropical cyclone to make landfall over the Baja California Peninsula in the satellite era. "

And other than the groundwater in some places going from nothing to knee deep in a minute or so of rain, it wasn't so bad. I made it to a "dry" spot, the tent remained flat under the wind the whole time and it was largely wet and miserable.
I typically had enough food and water with me for a while anyways so the next few days weren't too bad for me. It did take about 8hrs in line to get a ferry to the mainland though

So I think in ancient times, if you didnt drown (which from the settlers cemeteries I see, was almost the #1 cause of death in the old days) or get buried by a landslide. You were probably gona be miserable but ok. Hopefully your drinking water gourds didn't get smashed so you don't get dysentery I guess.
The animals seem to survive

Actually I didn't know it was Hurricane Odile till I looked it up just now, apparently about a cat4 at landfall basically where I was. I wouldn't recommend it

 

[Getwhatyou]

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Tell me you have never worked with your hands and disdain anyone who does in a paragraph

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Time for FEMA to prove yet again they're incompetent at their job.

And with the "competency crisis", it could be even worse.

Hopefully, the damage is minimal, if the storm even hits.

 

[Troonos]

Kind of a minor detail, but the House of Mouse is in the dead center of the current forecast cone:
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Despite being built in the center of Florida, I don't think the Disney parks have ever had a direct hit from a hurricane, especially not one this powerful. It'll be interesting to see what happens there. I hope some soytuber makes a "STAYING AT DISNEY DURING A HURRICANE!!! (CRAZY)" video.

Based God. This is clearly his means of wiping that hive of degeneracy off the map.

 

[Seija Kijin]

Got family there, I hope they are okay.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

This kind of speaks for itself

 

[Registration]

Subtropical chads keeps winning.

Also fuck big rains, go flood somewhere else

 

[Haramburger]

Campaign prediction: Trump spends out of pocket to send trucks full of water and socks/underwear to the disaster area, FEMA turns them away. Trump publishes his supplies being denied by The Swamp on social media and promises FEMA reforms if elected. Even the blue states are impressed/disgusted by current regime and hand him the election 80-20.

Copmala & antifa retards claim the election was stolen because the hurricane damage prevented their mail-in ballots from being counted and the whole hurricane zone was actually blue territory the whole time.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

and they'll just replace it with whatever other names.

except these are some shitty names, its like they only pick names from the 1950s. Marshawn, Mikayla, Mohammad, Mookie, all better names than fucking Milton. and that's just the Ms there are way more names they can shove in the list to make it more diverse and less like Milton. When was the last time you heard someone named Arlen?

When we getting a hurricane named Reggie or Tamika or Jermaine or Omari or Nasim or Zahra or Fatima or Luther

If Milton was still a common name in the US we'd be executing Hattians before they ever stepped foot in the US

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

I read on an obese black woman’s Tumblr once that hurricanes are whipped up by the spirits of African women who died on the slave boats as revenge on evil white Southerners. With this in mind, you dumbasses who haven’t evacuated yet should leave offerings of corn starch, sprite, and Lowry’s Seasoned Salt on your roof. Maybe you will be spared.

This has been the funniest goddamn thread I have read on this fucking website in so goddamn long.

 

[Quintus]

Good thing they spent all that money on housing fucking illegals right guys?

 

[Snusmumriken]

I wish Ohio was closer to the east coast.

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

WTF is wrong with this season. What is with all these Hurricanes blowing in from the West. The Superstitious side of me is saying that all these wild storms in the month of October means the leadership of the nation has angered heaven, and as we approach the night of Samhain when the veil between this world and the fae grows weakest, the wrath of heaven becomes more pronounced.

But that is just silly talk.

Or it could just mean it's hurricane season in florida which starts on june 1st and runs through Nov. 30

 

[Not A Cat Person]

except these are some shitty names, its like they only pick names from the 1950s. Marshawn, Mikayla, Mohammad, Mookie, all better names than fucking Milton. and that's just the Ms there are way more names they can shove in the list to make it more diverse and less like Milton. When was the last time you heard someone named Arlen?

When we getting a hurricane named Reggie or Tamika or Jermaine or Omari or Nasim or Zahra or Fatima or Luther

If Milton was still a common name in the US we'd be executing Hattians before they ever stepped foot in the US

They added male names to the hurricane name rotation in 1979. Whenever there's a really bad hurricane they stop using that name and replace it with another one starting with the same letter: they retired the name Katrina and replaced it with 'Katia', for example.

So maybe if Milton's as bad as the models are projecting it will be, you'll get your wish and the next one will be Hurricane Marquandarious or something.

 

[PhoBingas]

So I think in ancient times, if you didnt drown (which from the settlers cemeteries I see, was almost the #1 cause of death in the old days) or get buried by a landslide. You were probably gona be miserable but ok. Hopefully your drinking water gourds didn't get smashed so you don't get dysentery I guess.

Sucks the Seminole didn't have a written language. I'm genuinely curious how the pre-contact tribes handled hurricanes. It's not like they had horses until Europeans came over, so it's not like they had any way to leave in a hurry.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Campaign prediction: Trump spends out of pocket to send trucks full of water and socks/underwear to the disaster area, FEMA turns them away. Trump publishes his supplies being denied by The Swamp on social media and promises FEMA reforms if elected. Even the blue states are impressed/disgusted by current regime and hand him the election 80-20.

Copmala & antifa retards claim the election was stolen because the hurricane damage prevented their mail-in ballots from being counted and the whole hurricane zone was actually blue territory the whole time.

They're already reporting that Elon Musk was trying to fly a bunch of Starlinks into North Carolina and FEMA grounded the flights. You're either a prophet or a really good guesser.

Hawaii is 100% blue and Biden/Harris ass fucked the people in Lahaina after the fire just as hard as they're ass fucking the Hurricane Helene victims. Remember the train crash in East Palestine, Ohio? They fucked that up too, down to the crippling "shelter in place" orders, when they should have been evacuating people as fast as they could. And look at the withdrawal from Afghanistan, jfc, what a shitshow.

It's not a dastardly anti-Republican conspiracy. Biden/Harris just have an appallingly bad record in disaster and emergency response and have squandered all the FEMA money every year since taking office, simple as.

As for weather control, I'm sure there have been experiments and computer modeling and whatnot, and the scientific and defense communities have realized it's too difficult to control. No point in whipping up a big storm if it's likely to turn around and decimate your own people and lands. Bombs are easier, cheaper, and more accurate imho.

 

[ATI Escapee]

Will Milton even get to the point that it will literally create a Category 6 level for hurricanes?

The categories of hurricane are not quite for their objective strength, but for damage potential. Cat 5 is basically 'total destruction', and you cant really get more fucked than that. So there will not be a Cat 6

https://www.weather.gov/mfl/saffirsimpson

 

[The Lawgiver]

Now cloud seeding and sober popeye are well known things but I don't think anyone would genuinely and intentionally ramp up a storm so severe that it hit Florida down the fucking middle.
Unless...

"IDIOTS! STOP MOVING THE POLE AT ONCE! I WAS ABOUT TO FIRE AT WASHINGTON!"

Or it could just mean it's hurricane season in florida which starts on june 1st and runs through Nov. 30

Uusually they come in from the east so it is a little odd. Not too freaky, but still very odd.