Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Iron Jaguar]

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

I didn't think Twitch allowed tits anyway.

Twitch is in a strange place with its sexual content policy. It obviously disallows actual nudity and sex acts, but there is a lot you can get away with.

Spoiler: NSFW

There is a specific streaming category called Pools, Hot Tubs and Beaches where it's just stuff like this.

 

[Fapcop]

Twitch is in a strange place with its sexual content policy. It obviously disallows actual nudity and sex acts, but there is a lot you can get away with.

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There is a specific streaming category called Pools, Hot Tubs and Beaches where it's just stuff like this.

Makes sense. A beach is where’d I’d go for a whale sighting.

This really is the worst timeline frens.

Simps sitting in front of their laptop paying good money to see a mid chick do squats in a bathing suit.

Even if you’re into whores, why not just go and pay for a hooker?! Makes zero sense.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

Simps sitting in front of their laptop paying good money to see a mid chick do squats in a bathing suit.

Even if you’re into whores, why not just go and pay for a hooker?! Makes zero sense.

I don't get it either. Browsing the tag is so fucking awkward. Most of the streams are bots or reruns. I went into one stream with an actual thot and two of the tags for it were FINDOM and FINDOMME. I looked at another and one of the chatters said 'I'm 31 years old and autistic', then he spent the whole time babbling at the thot streamer, calling her his best friend and trying to get her to show her soles.

I just don't know man. I really don't. This is probably the same feeling you'd get if you walked into a peep show by accident.

 

[Thursday]

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Actually feels like a goddamn parody.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Makes sense. A beach is where’d I’d go for a whale sighting.

This really is the worst timeline frens.

Simps sitting in front of their laptop paying good money to see a mid chick do squats in a bathing suit.

Even if you’re into whores, why not just go and pay for a hooker?! Makes zero sense.

I want people to go back to hanging out in bars.

Think about how much better society would become, almost overnight, if lonely men and lonely women had to go down to the bar on the corner and talk to the bartender and hope someone else showed up to hang out with.

They could learn to play darts.

The shift workers from different jobs could make friends.

Eventually sparks would fly and matches would be made.

Sure there would be problems. Assgrabs and DUIs. But nothing worse than what we already have.

OF would go out of business. The streamers would have to get new jobs. The world would heal.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

I am sorry for having such blasphemous thoughts but she looks similar to our dear feeder, especially in that last attachment.

Null crossed with WingsOfRedemption

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I can't post the video ATM but a weathered pooner(probably only 30) threw coffee at Billboard Chris.

https://x.com/BillboardChris/status/1844588838838296758

 

[bad at usernames]

I can't post the video ATM but a weathered pooner(probably only 30) threw coffee at Billboard Chris.

https://x.com/BillboardChris/status/1844588838838296758

I‘m laughing at how halfway through the video she just pulls her phone out and starts going on a self-righteous rant. Identifying as a tranny is a convenient outlet for people with narcissistic tendencies to display their antisocial traits publicly and get applauded by it by being ‘morality police’ and antagonising anyone who doesn’t give them their ego boost (aka, by constantly affirming their ‘chosen gender’ and their ‘transness’). Once you start looking at how trannies constantly wanting affirmation as them seeking fuel for their narcissistic supply it makes so much more sense; because if trannies stopped getting constantly applauded for their vapid stunts then they'd finally realise how banal their entire existence is, and then they’d have to face how pathetic of a person they actually are.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Crossposting the FEMA pooner from the Hurricane Helene thread:

gross lil pooner FEMA employee complains at meeting how faggots aren't the center of attention while digging out dead bodies

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and yes, she's an official FEMA employee. her experience before working at FEMA is being one of those annoying theater weirdos at college. a pooner with an art degree is writing training documents for FEMA

In 2021 transitioned into training and development where I became a qualified FEMA instructor and assisted in the creation of over 6 training courses for FEMA staff. Now I work as a Training Manager in the Office of Resilience managing our Resilient & Ready Seminar Series, a twice monthly webinar series that discusses climate change, equity, professional readiness, and FEMA programs.

 

[Cronchyapple]

Some doods I saw on tinder (looking only for women so this is hilarious that tinder shows me their profiles…)

 

[weirdwound]

Some doods I saw on tinder (looking only for women so this is hilarious that tinder shows me their profiles…)

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Now I know what pooned Billie Eyelash would look like

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

Just some random girls good ol’ boys found on Facebook, with one of the most horrific zippertit jobs I’ve seen so far

 

[Carnavoyeur]

"I am not this body that imprisons me"? Okay, whatever you say. Is that a guillotine on her arm? This Dr. Phil looking bitch seems like a real doozy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"I am not this body that imprisons me"? Okay, whatever you say.

If I were a tattoo artist, I'd look her over and give her that one for free.

I wonder how she chose between that and "THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR."

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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Could this headline be a more perfect distillation of gender madness?

This team of women is literally injecting performance-enhancing drugs (testosterone) and they still can't beat any team in the--and I quote "fifth tier in the northwestern region of Catalonia".

I know fuck-all about sports but I didn't know soccer got graded down to 'fifth tier'. Still, they are playing against adult men, so the 19-0 loss is about the same level of humiliation as women playing against 14 year old boys (as the Australian national female soccer team has done) and losing 7-0.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

fifth tier in the northwestern region of Catalonia

I am utterly unsurprised that they are Catalan.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Do you think pooners experience castration anxiety?

This team of women is literally injecting performance-enhancing drugs (testosterone) and they still can't beat any team in the--and I quote "fifth tier in the northwestern region of Catalonia".

The female blackpill is their physical inferiority. They're just not build to be anything but incubators by nature. Yeah they have free will, but that is the only thing they were physically made for.

 

[pink cigarettes]

The female blackpill is their physical inferiority. They're just not build to be anything but incubators by nature. Yeah they have free will, but that is the only thing they were physically made for.

Only women and homos hate women this much

 

[glass_houses]

The female blackpill is their physical inferiority. They're just not build to be anything but incubators by nature. Yeah they have free will, but that is the only thing they were physically made for.

Menopause is a thing for a reason. If a human female's sole evolved purpose was to reproduce, we'd continue bearing offspring right up to the very end of our life like the vast majority of reproducing organisms today.

However, given that you're quoting Freud like he's a legitimate psychiatric authority as opposed to being the equivalent of an alchemist in terms of modern scientific practice, we can safely conclude that you aren't a particularly observant individual.