Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Hey Joshie, your bog witch asks for bog alimony. She also wants Little Caesars crazy puffs with garlic dipping sauce.
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Awww what's the matter, Jessica? No paypigs? She's still a delusional controlling cunt and water is wet. Just this once I hope his account is in the negative because that make things funnier.

 

[BlastMonk]

"Still love you Joshie I wouldn't do anything for you I hope you know that" The Freudian slip there

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He has no relationship with either of these girls, and I can only assume that he has zero knowledge of anyone harassing them as a result of his recent live.

Would bet money he got text messages from trolls all day and night yesterday talking about both of them since he mentioned them. Also, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if the discord faggots who are colluding with aNAL are bothering them/cobra about it.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

He talked a lot about people trolling jessica but I just don't see it. Even buddy trolls sending her booze sets her off because it isn't the exact brand she wanted. The only way she was ever trolled i can think of is the bathtub stream wellness checks but that was out of genuine concern. She's gotten off incredibly lightly from trolling. Her only real troll is the voice in her head.

 

[bonified retard]

Cobes: "I had no intentions of bringing up those two to my last girlfriend."

Also Cobes: *takes last girlfriend to crush's parent's house."

 

[anliteralidiot]

He talked a lot about people trolling jessica but I just don't see it. Even buddy trolls sending her booze sets her off because it isn't the exact brand she wanted. The only way she was ever trolled i can think of is the bathtub stream wellness checks but that was out of genuine concern. She's gotten off incredibly lightly from trolling. Her only real troll is the voice in her head.

I think it's like... everything negative with him is a trole, so everything negative with her is a trole. He's famous, so she's famous from him, and since he gets trolled, she's also getting trolled.
Anyway...


With hair, it's its own hairstyle, but without the hair it's a helmet.
I'm gonna work on a cool Ozzy robe, and then I'll pack it to post. I want to get two-three more hats done (grey wizard hat, reservoir tip, and a bandana) before I start learning to make a bog hut.

 

[lottalove]

"Still love you Joshie I wouldn't do anything for you I hope you know that" The Freudian slip there

I also caught that and wasn't sure if I misheard. Very telling.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I think it's like... everything negative with him is a trole, so everything negative with her is a trole. He's famous, so she's famous from him, and since he gets trolled, she's also getting trolled.
Anyway...

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With hair, it's its own hairstyle, but without the hair it's a helmet.
I'm gonna work on a cool Ozzy robe, and then I'll pack it to post. I want to get two-three more hats done (grey wizard hat, reservoir tip, and a bandana) before I start learning to make a bog hut.

This is real cool I actually own this game and never played it maybe I'll do a playthrough as cobes

 

[STN]

I got his glasses fixed!!!
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True art. TWU

 

[Fuck Puff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X4rDGCD61w

Ah yes, night video at 1:25 PM

 

[Muze]

Lmfao "lemon flavored mead" (sour milk flavored mead) is Gof as foook ... TWU

 

[Molly Millions]

"None of my ex crushes"

This nigger is so pathetic that he talks about his crushes like they're the realest relationships he's ever had.

"Alpha male confidence"

This retard trailer trash is the one mentioning the names of these random women, his "ex-crushes"

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X4rDGCD61w

Ah yes, night video at 1:25 PM

lol that it tastes like sour lemons, he probably added liquor to it and it's fermenting into vinegar while the dairy becomes buttermilk.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

His peanut butter mead tastes like lemons. Not a scientist or mead alchemist but I think our boy may be drinking ammonia caused by a fungus as a by-product

 

[JanitorJoe]

Hey Joshie, your bog witch asks for bog alimony. She also wants Little Caesars crazy puffs with garlic dipping sauce.
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what happened to her roots? i don't recall her being that blonde naturally. looks like white old lady roots

 

[Fuck Puff]

what happened to her roots? i don't recall her being that blonde naturally. looks like white old lady roots

Probably stopped bothering to dye them. Or she hit Ms. Tina one too many times.

 

[ibeatmywife]

what happened to her roots? i don't recall her being that blonde naturally. looks like white old lady roots

She died her hair blonde and fried her roots I think she had IG stories with blonde box dye

 

[Shinkai]

Cobes: "I had no intentions of bringing up those two to my last girlfriend."

Also Cobes: *takes last girlfriend to crush's parent's house."

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Honestly beyond based and a mega giga chad move on the boys part

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Slight of Hand

I'm regarded, thought it was pronounced "sleigh".
GAWD DAMN IT

You know what? I'll give this to you. Cobra isn't somebody I'd call "Great of Hand" anyway. Even without any drinks in him, Cobra is usually one digit short of a five-finger discount. The lathe will have its day eventually.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Cobes: "I had no intentions of bringing up those two to my last girlfriend."

Also Cobes: *takes last girlfriend to crush's parent's house."

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Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't he run into Walt and Angie at the store with the bog witch and that's how she first found out about LN?