Smartschoolboy feels like DeviantArt in a nutshell. Concerning sure, but he's just another creepy fetish account in my eyes.
That's not how oopsie doodles works, stalker.
I think most people would just disengage with the trolls at some point, whether by exhaustion or having better things to do with their time. Not Fatrick though, he's on a mission to let the world know he's constantly getting harassed by trolls (for real or by him staging pranks on himself) and will, without fail, take the bait of the stalker children.
That's what I thought at first. But what makes a lolcow is their insane inability to stop feeding the fires. And Fatrick definitely qualifies.
Saying he is not bad at games because he beat X is just stupid. He beat all Dark Souls, Bloodborne and Sekiro, but considering the amount of rage and overleveling it just proves that anyone can beat those. And remember, Phil played games as the means of living for over a decade, yet each time he is clueless like your grandpa using a gamepad for the first time.
Why are you lumping all of them like a retard? That's like saying that KF should be shut down because some of it's users committed crimes. Some of them just clip and edit his streams. He is lolcow, because just like Phil he never learns and takes responsibility which leads to funny outcomes, although I'd argue he is closer to Boogie in terms of behavior and actual weight.
Eh, I mean they still can qualify as careercows. They've been doing this stuff for over a decade yet their quality is the same. No surprise they are so bleak now.
Fatrick is just a more socially adapted yet somehow even more stupid Chris. To the point of him bragging about his grades at school(HONOR ROLL) only to be exposed as 2.5 GDP retard.
DSP will outlive all the other lolcows and the universe itself. "Bugged heat death mechanics!"
One of the most horrifying things about Current Year is that furries are basically accepted now. And it's not because furries are behaving better than they used to, in fact they're behaving worse. It's just the normalisation of total degeneracy and the most repulsive behaviour by sheer volume and persistence. 20 years ago, furries were the laughingstock of the internet. Lowtax had his mods post furry bait threads in order to out furries in his userbase, anyone who posted in them or otherwise outed themselves as a furry would have their avatar replaced by the old Nazi jew badge but with "yiffy" instead of "juden" and only be allowed to post in a subforum called "The Furry Concentration Camp", and he had the overwhelming support of the rest of the forum for doing this.
