Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 142 39.0%

  • Total voters
    364
Actually, I don't blame him for that. We do the same thing. Ideally, her name should not be known.
That's not the issue, is completely understandable that he does not want share her name. The issue is that he doesn't even acknowledge her as his daughter, to him is just another kid who was casually found with drugs in her body. Is like he's trying to distance from her, her own kid.

That is despicable.
 
Nick is still not hitting that rock bottom is he folks. There have been many posts about his rock bottom, I want to make it known as I have said before nick has no rock bottom.
Rockbottom is, ironically, only ever defined by the person in the nose dive. It's the point where he makes the decision to turn things around and try and improve his life before he dies, or he dies. Nick is convinced that he can recover this without actually fixing the issues in his life, and is probably in such a cognitive decline that returning to normlacy self-sustenance may be out of his reach.
 
That's not the issue, is completely understandable that he does not want share her name. The issue is that he doesn't even acknowledge her as his daughter, to him is just another kid who was casually found with drugs in her body. Is like he's trying to distance from her, her own kid.

That is despicable.
I think you're missing the forest for the trees here. The way Nick phrased it is fine; because it is applicable to any eight-year-old. There's a lot to be mad at Nick about, including the fact his eight-year-old daughter tested for such a high consumption of cocaine and the fact that he's clearly trying to obfuscate it. But harping on this phrasing is in the same ballpark as when Nick tried to "subtly hint" for Null to sweep up the thread.
 
Catching up, but want to address these at the go...

Wait am I misremembering, but didn't they do a segmented hair test? I.e. show drug use over time? So what's the betting that Nick only wanted that "counter-test" properly once she clearly was out of the window of exposure being most reliable (is it over 3 months for kids? Can't remember). Or more likely, he didn't want to risk it in the first place at any independent testing place where he couldn't rescind the results like his own test, and is only crowing about it now.

Hair tests are good for as long back as the hair length-assuming no harsh treatment like bleaching or such. There is some speciation over time, but generally, it should detect something like that INSANE high number the test registered.

Hair grows at a rate of ~12mm per month, so the test took the first 35-40 closest to the scalp for this test and cut it into ~12mm lengths for approximately month-by-month times pans with some temporal error.

This claim is new and its almost certainly not true. Nick claims that because he didn't have custody of his daughter, him getting a different drug test done by a different entity to deny or confirm the result was impossible. CPS and the court in this type of situation would have worked with him to get whatever tests he thought were necessary done.

To me, that affirms that he knows that the test result was correct, he knew why it was correct and that he knew it was so correct that he was unwilling to risk further testing lest it confirm the earlier test results he wants to dispute.

That he now spends every moment of every day just screaming nonsense at the internet kind of shows how bad things inside the house must be. He also so messed up that streaming isn't even possible anymore.

Next steps would seem to be a health crisis, a self-harm attempt or the woman both walking away from him to leave him alone screaming in the dark.

If only we had CPS case court records... I am sure they investigated this and agreed with Nick. He said so!

This lady’s interview was fantastic. She shared that she herself was a child of a drug addict, and at the end she said that from her experience, Nick’s kids know way more than he thinks. At 7, she knew when threesomes were going on. She said kids are curious and eavesdrop to know what’s going on. And if he thinks he’s keeping them from what he’s up to, he’s wrong. Those poor kids. (:_(

So much for Scandinavian prudes. Most of his former fans who expressed concerns were normal people. This is just more proof. Nick will continue to insist they are all wrong...

BREAKING NEWS!

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

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I don't think he holds a license in any other jurisdiction, either.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

EDIT to add: I anticipated this might finally happen, so I keeping checking this past week (including yesterday), and it flipped over to Not Authorized today.

He's probably got the money, so I think it's the CLE credits that fucked him. Somebody pointed out earlier they were due this year.

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Huh, now's he's a non-practicing non-lawyer.

I'll update the OP this weekend. 2 major events in a week. What a time!

bro he really is patmaxxing isn't he? Noooo stalker I did NOT have cocaine straws, as the report you repeatedly post clearly states.

See, it was not ONLY used for cocaine, so it is not accurate to call it a 'cocaine straw'. I used it once for milk!

- Nick logic

Welcome to lawsplainin' the interwebs I'm your host Nick Rekieta a small town non practicing lawyer, cuck, swinger & cokehead.
Today we will be discussing my child neglect allegations in a pedos live chat.

Nicks career, over
Nicks Marriage, questionable
Nick ability to practice, GONE.

How will he do his intro now? That thought gives me a chuckle...

I recall when Nick said his licence was very important to him.
 
But are we sure his authorization to practice was revoked because he didn't keep up with CLE? It says right there that he's noncompliant for non-payment of fees. I might have missed an explanation for this theory when I was scanning through the thread.
It's in my post. My theory is that he didn't do CLE, so sending in the fees would be pointless. So, yes, he was suspended for non payment of fees, but the CLE is why I don't think he paid the fees. They'd want CLE too. @Strix454 also pointed out he was actually on top of his property taxes this year.

That's my thinking anyways. I telegraphed that might happen like a month ago. It's why I have been checking his license status regularly, and immediately noticed the change in status. I anticipated he might lose it this year.

What I don't think is he's so broke he can't cough up the under $300 to renew a license that he uses to lord over people.

Regardless, he's not authorized to practice law anymore.
 
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His fees would be $274, so he's just retarded.
Just guessing (not a lawyer myself), but maybe Rekieta didn't forget to pay but deliberately refrained from paying those requisite fees as a tactical move. I doubt he could be disbarred if he isn't an attorney in good standing, a member of the bar.

And yes, I know it's almost impossible for an attorney to be disbarred, but Rekieta is facing felonies. It's also possible Vic or another of his former clients is considering malpractice litigation. I know I would if I were they.

But then, I wouldn't engage an alcoholic, cocaine-addicted attorney in the first place.
 
Nick chats on Eric Hunleys show:

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We know who he dislikes now...
It's both Funny and indeed Weird that Nick still believes he has any influence left, I don't think any of those people really give a fuck whether you put them on your cope and seethe list or on your shower call list.
 
His fees would be $274, so he's just retarded.
Would have been $274 if paid on time and CLE completed. Late fee is $75 plus $250 if you let it go to involuntary restricted status.

CLE requirements are 45 credit hours over 3 years. Can't be reinstated until those are done. And 45 hours means - if you're not with an employer who covers the costs or provided qualified CLE - consistently plugging away at free ones for 3 years or paying a couple thousand for a pass to paid courses.

Iow, he'll now owe around $600 to get reinstated plus if he hasn't finished his CLE reqs, need to find free courses or buy easy access to paid ones for $2000ish.

Eta: someone above pointed out the difference BTW not authorized for no payment of fees vs not reporting CLE, which gets you involuntarily restricted (unless you timely request an extension to report). That's correct. Reinstatement for fees only is $100, not the $250 for being out on involuntary restricted status.

However, shockingly, those two things (missing cle reporting and registration fees) often go hand-in-hand. So (possibly) add the $100 to my number above.
 
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The worst part of it is that he wasn't even really Balldoguarding. He said it like it was a complete nothingburger and not even a subject worthy of discussion, because that's just how these things are. And there was no reaction to Chrissie's obvious bewilderment and her thinking he was just joking around. Then he just repeats it like a total emotionless autist not able to read the room. It was extremely creepy.
Did she think he was just joking around?

What concerns me is Chrissie is pregnant, gullible as fuck, and might actually believe Joe.

I just hope five years from now I don't read her kid drowned in a bathtub because Joe seriously thinks 5 year olds can bathe themselves, and she believed him.

It's both Funny and indeed Weird that Nick still believes he has any influence left, I don't think any of those people really give a fuck whether you put them on your cope and seethe list or on your shower call list.
Oh, I think Joe still cares. He Balldoguards HARD.
 
Just guessing (not a lawyer myself), but maybe Rekieta didn't forget to pay but deliberately refrained from paying those requisite fees as a tactical move. I doubt he could be disbarred if he isn't an attorney in good standing, a member of the bar.

And yes, I know it's almost impossible for an attorney to be disbarred, but Rekieta is facing felonies. It's also possible Vic or another of his former clients is considering malpractice litigation. I know I would if I were they.
Having your license to practice administratively suspended for lack of payment would not shield you from being disbarred or from a malpractice suit.

Think about it. The Minnesota Supreme Court is not going to decide they want to disbar Nick due to a felony conviction, see that his license is currently suspended for lack of payment of his annual fees, and say, "well shucks, guess we can't rule that he is no longer allowed to practice law because he is already administratively suspended"
 
April Law is explaining on Twitter how she is not part of "that house" anymore, and why she goes to Rekieta's dungeon to participate in her legal proceedings:

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EDIT: She also tweeted some cryptic message (archive) directed at "someone." I'm not good at understanding people who talk through cringe-inducing cryptic hints, so I'm just quoting the tweet here:
If you think you're better than an automated response from someone, then for your sake, act like it.
I know I needed to hear it. I hope this helps someone. I don't care if it sounds gay if it's true.
 
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Rest in peace, good ceiling cat. He's gone. Rekieta only has the evil ceiling cat to listen to now...

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Angel Ceiling Cat is down, but not out! He'll make a comeback! I won't stand for this anti-Angel Ceiling Cat propaganda!
But he says, "I miss 4 of you, 3 of you are pathetic."
He misses Kurt even though he's pathetic because Kurt was an easy mark. Nick probably thinks if he can get his hooks in him again Kurt will buckle.

Stay strong LawEeyore, stay strong.
Don't let the Balldoman take your tail again.

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Always address me as someone telling the truth."
What kind of bullshit psychobabble manipulation is this? Do retards fall for this?
 
Nick chats on Eric Hunleys show:

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I don't know why this retard doesn't realize everytime he posts one of these seething messages he's just giving people more reasons to laugh at him. Its not even like he's correcTing the reCorD like Pat Tomlinson, he's just sounding bitter, angry, and pathetic. He managed to keep quiet for a couple of weeks and his thread was actually slowing down, people were losing interest, which just confirms, to a narcissist like Balldo, any attention is better than being ignored.

Something must have happened or be happening to have triggered this latest multi day rant, with Balldo dragging his sore ass from one end of the Internet to another, means he's either not got his kids or he's ignoring them again too. He's such a louse.
 
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