Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[that_monika]

It depends; people tend to behave different when they're lying than when they're telling the truth.

True, but I've watched Nick for a while now, and he seems to act like a massive faggot regardless if he's telling the truth or a lie, so it's hard to tell.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Implying this emaciated wreck of a faggot could ever do better than April.

Perish the thought! I merely stated what Nick would do given the choice. He doesn’t see April as a prize and the faster she accepts that and moves on from this scabby, flabby, low IQ cuckold, the better.

 

[repentance]

AND AT THE SAME TIME this is really fucking weird and this is what the prosecution is going to step on in order to eviscerate him.

His daughter testing positive for cocaine is not related to the current criminal charges against him. The endangerment charges are based solely on there being both drugs and weapons in the house where the children live and whether or not any of the children ingested cocaine isn't relevant to proving those charges. Nick may well be able to get drug test results excluded if the prosecution tries to introduce them.

 

[thebigdream]

See everything is so dark atm so let me do something to lighten up the mood a little bit. What if there was a SEKTUR DATING SHOW. BECOME THE SEKTUR MATCHMAKER. From the following list of males ( and i use the word males very loosely here ), who would you think would make the best husband for Kayla and who the best husband for Aperil, and why ? :

Nick "The Balldo" Rekieta,
Dax "Diddler" Herrera
Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph,
Jim "Super Space Canceraids" Metokur,
Aaron,
Cog,
Phoney Phat Phaggot,
Tardski,
Null,
Guntwinson,
Queen of Poles,
Sargon of Akkad,
Veeh,
Coach Redpill,
Christorian X

No Fapcop, I refuse to voot

 

[Drama Trauma]

This clip aged well knowing now how crazily Nick and April tweeted in recent weeks:

Bonus pic:

I'm still digging through old posts in this thread, watched some older STMS episodes, there are some interesting parts I haven't seen here posted about Nick.

 

[Fapcop]

You forgot our very own @Fapcop

Thank you buddy! I believe I’ve put in the goddamn work!

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but nobody has been simped for like Kayla since Marx met Engels.

 

[Lemondale]

What would christmas be like in the balldohouse, with the qover and balldo family?

 

[FrenEnthusiast]

At this point is it realistic to expect that nothing will happen with law enforcement until Nick's next hearing?

 

[Tablet County]

At this point is it realistic to expect that nothing will happen with law enforcement until Nick's next hearing?

Unless he kills somebody, probably.

 

[Fapcop]

@Balldo's Gate

My assumption is that he’s either given a very easy charity board position making high five figures to low six figures or he got a tugboat from his parents as law offices in a strip mall do not come cheap. Louis and Peaches started their charitable donations in the late 2000’s and then Louis died in 2016(?) with Peaches following in 2019. I could see Nick being brought on to help learn business as he seems to have a handle on estate law per the other practicing YouTube lawyers. His grandfather, Louis, admired his lawyer uncle and I could see Nick manipulating his demented grandfather to get a document reading job for the charity.

Or his mother organized her trust to pay out to her children because Bob probably got a good retirement package

Ffs “Peaches”?!?

WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR DAUGHTER PEACHES?!?

It’s like the whole clan is cursed by retardation.

 

[ChromaQuack]

True, but I've watched Nick for a while now, and he seems to act like a massive faggot regardless if he's telling the truth or a lie, so it's hard to tell.

Your honor, he is innocent but he defended himself in a faggy way, I motion to give this balldoskelly the death penalty.

being both drugs and weapons in the house where the children live and whether or not any of the children ingested cocaine

I might be retarded but isn't one of the children testing positive for coco proof positive that the drugs were in the house with at least one of the kids present?

 

[AnOminous]

In case you wondered if Nick just sounds like a garden variety drunk and crazy person, the answer is yes.

There's literally nothing special about Nick at all, despite his delusions to the contrary. These drunken drug addicts are all the fucking same. They might start out differently, but from the trailer park meth fuckup to the rock star shooting himself to death with smack, they all end up the same place.

People like Nick are as common and as valuable as dog shit.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Did April get 25% of her chin shaved off?

You look under the table

"Why would you do this? Why now?"
excruciating orgasm faces for 20 seconds
"Why is my camera still on?"

 

[Fapcop]

His daughter testing positive for cocaine is not related to the current criminal charges against him. The endangerment charges are based solely on there being both drugs and weapons in the house where the children live and whether or not any of the children ingested cocaine isn't relevant to proving those charges. Nick may well be able to get drug test results excluded if the prosecution tries to introduce them.

Nick makes me kinda wish public lashings were still a thing.

(And obviously stoning when it comes to Melton. Fuck, I’d bet you get have a big ol charity stoning for that fuck. 10$ per rock.)

A slap on the wrist/probation would teach Nick nothing. A few months in jail would teach him nothing besides how to make jailhouse hooch.

You know what I’ll bet you COULD teach Rekieta something? A public lashing. Where the whole town is gathered, Nick is tied to a pole, and some big ol’ boy gets the whip and starts cracking.

 

[john marston]

-Refresh farms
-No new feature saying Nick was arrested again
-Go about my day
-Refresh farms

Insert guy with stick meme.jpg

I can’t be the only one waiting for identity theft charges or similar.

Something huge is coming, I can feel it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I have never seen or experienced a straight man call a woman 'girl' as a term of endearment.

Oh Nick loves it and uses it all the time. He has ZERO clue what a faggot he sounds like every time he opens his mouth.

 

[Fapcop]

I know it’s great. Rekieta had a life, family, and home others would kill to have and he just decided to set a nuke off in his life for no other reason than because he’s horny

It’s deeper than that.

There are plenty of men in Rekieta’s position who get… Urges, and never blow up their lives.

They may have a mistress they meet discretely. Or go on trips and see escorts.

Then come home to their nice house and (possibly frigid) wife and kids and nobody ever figures anything out. (Or WANTS to figure it out.)

Rekieta is a raging narc with dark triad/cluster B traits whose raging degeneracy lit a bomb under his nice life.

Why? Could be because he’s either a lot dumber than what he thinks, or everyone else is a lot smarter.

Could be demonic possession.

Or heck… Could be because he was dumb enough to piss off a board of autists, who are really good as looking up public records and cataloguing tweets and streams.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Something huge is coming, I can feel it.

It will come when everybody least expect it.

 

[AnOminous]

Dear God- imagine if the first suicide KF was actually responsible for was Nick Rekeita.

How the fuck would we be responsible for him killing himself when we spent months telling him NOT to do the absolutely fucktarded shit that put him in the situation he's in now?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I have never seen or experienced a straight man call a woman 'girl' as a term of endearment.

Lorne Armstrong does it all the time.