Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Normally, I wouldn't want a child to be born retarded. I can't believe I'm saying this; I'd hope the same.
You have to kind of hope the kid comes out pretty retarded and autistic. It's honestly a mercy. I can't imagine what it would be like to be born neurotypical with Chris-Chan as your father. let ignorance be bliss and have the apple not fall far from the tree.
How would that make anything better? If the child isn't low IQ it gives him a better chance of escaping. Let's hope this Child inherits Bobs genes.
 
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
Looks like our children will have their own lol cow to laugh at in the future.
 
"Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?"
 
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
His Love Quest is well and truly over, it seems (if you don't count the incest, that is).
 
If so, that would also kind of confirm that Flutter is 20-35 or so, atleast probably not any older than 35. Most likely under 30 then actually.

Then again, Chris has crazier delusions, so who knows. If Flutter's belly starts growing in her next appearences, we'll know for sure.

Summer would be around 7 to 10 months away.
If true, she would've gotten pregnant recently.

IF true.
Well, that's probably her age range judging from other factors, but do you retards really think that a woman's body just shuts down at 35?
 
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