💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Melty Butter]

From the tweets he had earlier today sounds like he thought he knew himself. Then saw the plea they were willing to give and pissed himself lol

I'm gonna roll with the theory that witness tampering was mentioned and the State played hardball... until I'm proven wrong.

He's pissed EVERYONE off. Pierce/Wentzell was having none of it. Aaron's seemed pretty damned confident lately.

 

[Folgers Can]

Oh! That's something everybody here forgot to ask!

@Tiki Bar Man 2, how were they dressed this time? Was it as trashy as they were in August?

Definitely yes as far as April goes:

Anything more on Nick and Kayla would be much appreciated though, @Tiki Bar Man 2. Especially whether he thought the Hot Topic belt appropriate for court, which could round out a lot of our bingo cards.

 

[This Post Is Satire]

Nick knows as much about science as he does about law.

He knows a lot about being a self interested dickhead though. Since Nick is theoretically of a legal mindset (which is different to "LEGAL MINDSET more like LEGAL DICKSUCKER"), he seems to be of the belief that "anything which cannot be directly proven is a theory to be challenged", which makes sense in a legal setting, but does not play out in the real world.

Accordingly, while more than 90% of his former audience has seen all the shit he's said and done and have turned their back on him, he doesn't acknowledge wrongdoing because "did you physically see me snort the cocaine? Have you seen me wear the balldo? Nevermind what I've said on livestreams, if there's no physical proof then it simply didn't happen. Reality is what I claim it to be nerd".

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Nick Is my law idol. I want to be exactly like him when I grow up


EXACTLY LIKE HIM

 

[God's strongest milkman]

You think the prosecution or judge did this just to give Nick more time and chances to fuck himself over more?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Nick would consider lighting Kayla on fire a win because it makes Aaron upset, even though that's our his wife and the mother of his crotch goblins.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

he seems to be of the belief that "anything which cannot be directly proven is a theory to be challenged", which makes sense in a legal setting, but does not play out in the real world

Oh, ho, I see you have not had the pleasure of extensive interaction with a narcissist like Nick!

People like Nick act like this all day, everyday, about absolutely everything. There is literally (literally) nothing that is not countenanced with dipshit weaseling, goalpost-rearranging, reality recreating, and disingenuous phrasing. It's ball(do)s-to-the-wall at all times, even there's no need to be.

It can be baffling or exhausting unless you are prepared, planful, and game-on at all times. People like this never stop, even when the stakes are zero. Take nothing at face value, or be prepared to eat it.

Remember: "the real world" = their vision of the world.

 

[AltisticRight]

If we were talking about a CYP-mediated metabolite (N-demethylation for instance) or a conjugate (such as a glucuronide or sulfate formation), then I'd 100% agree, those metabolites will not form spontaneously under virtually any conditions (unless those conditions are inside a chemistry lab), but claiming that its impossible for benzoylecgonine to form anywhere outside the body is a tough claim to justify.

Yeah, it's feasible for benzoylecgonine to form outside of the human body, but he specifically said "metabolises outside of the human body" which renders it infeasible. For something to metabolise, there's a string of specific conditions.
I mean, yeah it's still possible. There are ways to keep organs functioning in a perfusion chamber so one can argue it's technically possible but I would argue it's infeasible under any natural conditions whatsoever, let alone a cop touching her hair with some cocaine adhered to his gloves.
He then claimed "a bunch of metabolites were missing", as if finding benzoylecgonine entails norcocaine and cocaethylene also. It's just totally unhinged. I think his logic was "well they found all three in me so why are two of them missing in her", like it's a good thing that his daughter didn't also smoke the narcotics and downed a case of bottom-shelf bourbon with it.

The sheer ridiculousness of his cope prompted me to sneak into a colleague's workplace so I can download a bunch of paywalled papers. He can cope and seethe all he wants to. He is a piece of garbage for allowing any of this to happen. They can throw out the endangerment charges and lynch Eric July for transubstantiating cocaine metabolites into his daughter's microplates with Black Magic, he still allowed drugs and unsecured firearms around his children.

 

[Niggernerd]

CONSIDER YOURSELVES FELTED! archive
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Time to shut down the farms, Moonbeam. You perilously embarked upon a battle of wits with Lord Balldo, and you, I am quite sorry to report, have been bested. Your simple farmers proved no match for the master's superior cunning and guile. He had you all right where he wanted you the entire time.

Bravo, Sir Balldo! Hats off to you and yours. Please give the Qover my best.

His win conditions are as low as Ralph's. That's fucking grim buddy. "No one knew therefore I win!"

 

[RodgerDodger]

Over 100 pages to catch up and I get a fucking cliffhanger, with a shitty "tee-hee" last-minute filing?!

Balldo, you brilliant bastard.



Edit: "brilliant" is too strong a word for Balldoman.

What? You thought Nick could actually achieve a climax? You must be new here.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

I like how he was xeeting about how he was going in to cut a deal today, and apparently thought there was one on the table, but it somehow didn't work out.

He went in willing to kneel for his meal, and then was expected to agree to something he wasn't aware of. Look at his weak tweets admitting he was about to get down on his knees because MUH KEEEEEDZ. (You know the kids he hates and starts ranting insanely about any time he gets pulled over for speeding.) Then somehow it didn't happen.

He now has a couple weeks to contemplate the new cock going down his throat, and he can either agree to that, or get an even bigger cock to suck if he takes it to trial.

Happy Thanksgiving faggot! Hope it's really good for you!

Nick probably misinterpreted gobble gobble for being the bottom bunk bitch for Bubba and Julio in jail.

 

[Pelican Bones]

You think the prosecution or judge did this just to give Nick more time and chances to fuck himself over more?

It's probably just been moved to allow Our Wife's motions to be ruled on first.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Fed the Kino Casino Clips upload of the cokestream to NotebookLM. While messing with the AI chat, got this (it interpreted "Rekeita" as "Rada" for some reason):

The Baldo: A Symbol of Rada's Downfall
The "Baldo," as described in the provided source, is a sex toy designed for men. Specifically, it is "a dildo for your balls" that is "strapped on... in a cage like a wire cage"
. The intended use is to be "dipped" into a partner's vagina to achieve a "ballgasm". Rada not only used the Baldo himself but also promoted and advertised it, encouraging others to use it as well
.
The Baldo takes on a significant symbolic weight within the narrative of Rada's downfall. Previously presenting himself as a "law man and family Christian man"
, Rada's open embrace and promotion of the Baldo is presented as a stark departure from this image, marking a turning point in his public perception. The transcript repeatedly emphasizes this contradiction, highlighting the shock and disgust of his supporters at this revelation. The Baldo thus becomes a symbol of Rada's perceived hypocrisy and the extent of his increasingly erratic and self-destructive behavior. The source also links the Baldo to other figures in Rada's circle, such as "Drexel," who is said to have left his own Baldo at Rada's house, further emphasizing the perceived degeneracy of Rada's environment and choices. The Baldo, in essence, becomes a shorthand for the sexual and moral degradation central to the narrative of Rada's public downfall.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Cross posting from Ralph’s case thread. Ralph has written a hilarious letter to the judge.

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A fax number.
Lol, lmao even.
I don't know why I find it so funny.

 

[LovisXVI]

it interpreted "Rekeita" as "Rada" for some reason

The AI knows that is his secret demonic True Name, which you can use to summon but not control him, as his ODD is too strong.

 

[thebigdream]

The most probable point that I think would make him happy, and that he would misinterpret, is the State saying something like: "we have no intentions of bringing further charges."

While I don't believe it'll happen because NOTHING EVER HAPPENS it would kill me with laughter if they made that statement with the intentional omission that the feds would bring new charges instead. "Yeah we're done with you (enjoy federal mega rape prison, balldo child))"

 

[Rainbow Idiot]

He drowned a skunk. He caught it accidentally because he was literally trying to catch a stray cat and tame it to be friends with his pet cats. The skunk was not a problem, and he could have just opened the fucking cage and let it go. He obviously wasn't afraid of getting close enough to get sprayed, because he walked up to the cage and clipped a dog leash to it to drag it into a shallow pond. He failed to drown the skunk the first time, and just as it recovered, he dragged it back into the pond and chuckled about the little paws thrashing and struggling as it drowned.

So on the subject of drowning skunks. I know some old timers who used to trap skunks around my area and while I have never seen it nor felt the need they did tell me that the safest way to dispose of a skunk you had trapped without being sprayed was to drop the trap with skunk inside into a 55 gallon barrel of water and leave it awhile. Now I'm guessing Nick heard a old timer mention this and in an effort to prove that he was a tough trapper he fucked up a simple operation.

As to the effectiveness of the original story I make no claims, it was told to me by a man about 3 beers down, however I've since heard about 3 variations of it so I'm betting Nick moves to the county, hears a similar story, and either makes up his version to sound cool on the internet or actually does it. Although if he actually put a dog collar on a skunk he got sprayed and as the story lacks that detail I'm betting on made up.

 

[repentance]

From what little I saw online today, this idiot is actually not taking a deal and is gonna try to fight this out? Is this what I'm seeing?

Another settlement conference is scheduled for next month, rather than a trial date, so they may still be trying to negotiate a deal. We'll find out next month I guess, probably.

Shouldn't he be disappointed he didn't get to do right by his sons and show them how to be men like he said he was going to? Did he chicken out?

People just assumed that he meant he was going to take a plea. He could equally have meant he's going to fight it to the bitter end no matter what the consequences (which is definitely what Nick would regard as the "right" thing to do).

The American legal system is inefficient and annoying

It's moved pretty quickly all things considered. A similar case would take at least 12 months to get to trial here.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

TV's Wil Herren has put up a teaser on his channel with what seems to be another interview with the lovely Concerned Citizen from last time. Can Tiki Man confirm whether she was in court again today?

 

[Chazzed Up]

Oh, ho, I see you have not had the pleasure of extensive interaction with a narcissist like Nick!

People like Nick act like this all day, everyday, about absolutely everything. There is literally (literally) nothing that is not countenanced with dipshit weaseling, goalpost-rearranging, reality recreating, and disingenuous phrasing. It's ball(do)s-to-the-wall at all times, even there's no need to be.

It can be baffling or exhausting unless you are prepared, planful, and game-on at all times. People like this never stop, even when the stakes are zero. Take nothing at face value, or be prepared to eat it.

Remember: "the real world" = their vision of the world.

Narcs rely on situations where consequence cannot be enacted on them. It allows them to engage in endless arguement about semantics even when confronted with their own words in screenshots or recordings. The court can fuck him and he cannot do jack shit to change it. It really is the only hope of him being forced to submit, because people like him will never admit fault.

I wish lolcow immunity didn't exist. Anyone else who got busted with coke, neglected and endangered their children, made jokes about fucking kids, trashed every judge involved in the case, and illegally accessed a Google account to commit another illegal act of witness intimidation... would be fucked. He might as well rape his mom at this point since that's also on the list of acceptable lolcow behavior.

People just assumed that he meant he was going to take a plea. He could equally have meant he's going to fight it to the bitter end no matter what the consequences (which is definitely what Nick would regard as the "right" thing to do).

Nick said on the Melton puppet stream that he was going to take a plea but was angling/working on getting a better deal. So I assume he planned to take a deal.