Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[powdered toast]

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'Scuse me, do you have time to talk about Jehovah and the Watchtower?

 

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Spoiler: Local Archive (720p)

Spoiler: Tl;dw

Vlogmas Part 18: fucking nothing

Tl;dw: Fatty IMMEDIATELY starts wahh wahhing about her mentulz, she also tries to blame her face being red being from light being reflected by a red bag (and not because she is a fat fuck), says she is upset about her weight gain (oh no if only there were a simple solution to this problem), claims to have lost a few pounds (which I suppose is true, fatty probably took a shit)

After that, she makes slop

Is it just me or is that too much cottage cheese for...anything?​

After that, fatty talks about Christmas "ordamints" and the process of setting them up for way. Too. Long. I'm not writing all that shit down. The most interesting thing that happened during this was Twinkie showing up.

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It is now time for bingo. We see her playing bingo and GUH-

FATTY CLOSEUP JUMPSCARE​

Madame's looking mighty lardy. If I had a cent for every pore I can count, I could order as much takeout as she does in a day. Her mom won 600$, so now we can add Christine bingo winnings on the list of things that are in the same vicinity of worth as the cat bounty. So now we're back home and fatty lies about how someone complimented her on her ugly ass lip purse. She then tries to convince us that that same person asked whether she's still in High School. Amber, the only way could get into high school these days is as an anti-obesity PSA. This is her most ridiculous lie in a while. Aynway, fatty drinks Sprite, teases the upcoming torrid haul video, and Editinglynn fucks up her own outro card.

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Nontent. Don't bother.
Edited for spelling.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Its not even fun to count her liturallys, genuinleees or likes anymore

 

[FatalTater]

Not happy about her weight gain?

lol

She wants Emily (or whatever new feeder she's trying to impress) to rush in with a "Noo babe! You're so beautiful! Keep eating!"

So transparent.

 

[Noom Boom]

She then tries to convince us that that same person asked whether she's still in High School.

Ah yes, a very high school looking person.

Actually, I think I'm getting a flashback.

Spoiler: Maybe she's onto something

Really though, Amber, it is okay to be and to look like a 30 year old woman. The only people who are interested in high schoolers are other high schoolers and perverts and I don't think you want either of those.

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

Not happy about her weight gain?

lol

She wants Emily (or whatever new feeder she's trying to impress) to rush in with a "Noo babe! You're so beautiful! Keep eating!"

So transparent.

I think there was a lot of bait for Emily in this video. The ex-girlfriend graveyard of Christmas decorations, Amber oooing and aahhhing over the jade deer especially, whining about her weight gain and then eating her nasty diet meal of stir fried vomit, cottage cheese and mustard. But then her nasty Sprite slurp n gulp (almost typed slurp n gurp lol) at the end there was more material for Emily's spank bank, so idk. She's nasty. And fat!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

My enduring gratitude to those who can sit through her whine feats without their brains imploding and summarize them for us.

She has put on a fair bit of weight so far into the Emily era. She’s getting older and the fat is sitting differently on her face. I can see the early signs of drooping; mistaken for high school age, my ass.

Unless I’m really suffering from brain rot, won’t this be the first time in many years she has Christmas without a live in girlfriend?

 

[I call shenanigans]

I feel like retired elderly have more going on than she does.

We do!

I can imagine that if Amber lost weight like she should, she would have a hard time finding a doctor who would do the skin removal.

Tammy Slaton had to travel all the way to Pittsburg Pennsylvania to find a team of plastic surgeons that specialise in high risk plastic surgeries. Fortunately she has TLC around to pay for it, should she actually get cleared to have the first stage of her multiple surgeries. Amber could never!

 

[-Jack-]

The only significant weight Amber ever consistently loses yearly are girlfriends.

 

[mastergabe]

Hamber vibeeeeen with her Horrid Haul

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

i doubt she can reach, she probably has to duct tape one of them on a stick

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

Unless I’m really suffering from brain rot, won’t this be the first time in many years she has Christmas without a live in girlfriend?

This will be her second year! She was alone in 2023 too, right after Jade dumped her big ass off in OKC. Iirc in today's vlog she said she regrets not filming vlogmas last year, but she was just sooooo sad and broken up about Jade. She told us how she'd cry over take out ramen and while listening to their shitty couples playlists on Spotify. All I remember from then is her knocking back a can of Pringles and snarfing down Taco Bell in the middle of the night.

 

[pick me gorl]

Vaeplusss, the feeder fetish model that Emily was recently caught following and who she recently unfollowed has deleted her instagram. Her twitter and content pages like manyvids/clips4sale/curvage/reddit are still up. Thoughts on what happened? My guess is haydurs dmed her insta asking about Emily and ran her off the platform.

Spoiler: Deleted Vaeplusss Insta

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Is he still in jail? If not I'd love him to 'surprise' his sister by arriving in Oshkosh for Christmas.

December 5th. Godammit, so close!
I'd love to know when Amber heard he was on the lam. I bet she found out reading this very thread. And now his mom and sister are in the same place for the first time in 15? years. How convenient.
Christmas is a time for fambly and a time for miracles

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Hmm alright fellas, ready your trash cans, rainbows and puzzle pieces, but let a man daydream during this absolute content drought.

Spoiler: Bodycam Sperg

So all this talk about her fugitive brother just has me wondering about what it would be like if our gorl was arrested. Whether she pays taxes or not is a topic of conversation every now and then, so let's just assume she gets caught for tax evasion.

Could you imagine that bodycam video? All the uncontrolled unflattering shots of our gorl. How many handcuffs would they need to slap together to actually cuff her? How far could her pathetic arms reach back anyway?

Oh and let's not forget all the unabated, uncontrolled narc rage and blubbering as she tries to convince the cops that she dindunuffin. Every so often there'd be cuts to another officer checking up on Wasabi and Twinkie (while Amber's cries are heard in the background).

When it's time to get into the cop car, they'd quickly realize they couldn't transport her in a regular squad, hopefully after trying to squeeze her fetid frame for a couple minutes. Let's ignore the possibilty of a full body wrap for now, ain't no way in hell they'd have one that can contain her lardliness.

Once we're in the car, we'd get never before seen footage of Amber actually burning calories by going on a nonstop narc tantrum, binge monster style, feat. her trying to fish for sympathy by recounting everything that's ever happened to her and talking about her fur babies.

At the station, we'd then see our fat fat felon being led to a cell, her face being red from cryeeen and exerting herself for the first time in actual years. She, of course, would still lie and plead for sympathy.

If we're watching this on a bodycam channel, we'd then also see her no doubt extra charming mugshot, accentuated with some TTS narration of her sentence.

Anyway here's a video of a 300lbs woman getting arrested because I had to think of it.

Again, sorry for this massive sperg, watching her boring ass nontent for vlogmas tl;dws makes one wish for more.

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[+who.cares+]

https://youtu.be/QTyddDRMIC8?si=V-2UaqoKgmqes-YQ

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Even if the funeral was across the street that fat cunt wouldn't go. & what a dumb fuck her brother is. Now he'll be getting more time.

Both Amber and Tony has the exact same profound inability to predict the consequences of their own actions.

So she lost her cat , her old foster mother really did die and she has a brother on the run? Not an Amber fan but I admit that does sound stressful. Too bad she'll use all that an excuse to eat instead of actually doing therapy . I'm sure some extra pounds will make Emily happy though

For a normal person, yes. Fortunately for Amber, she doesn't actually *care* about people; she uses them for what they can do for her. And her former foster mother has been very useful in dying at a convenient time for Amber to use it for content.

Can someone explain to me why Amber would need a fucking planner?

Maybe Emily didn't agree to Life360 and Amber needs to keep a written record of her shifts to know exactly every single time Emily can call her? That or to record all of her cryeeeen sessions again.

Rarely do I venture onto the Amber subreddit because it’s full of tards, but sometimes there is quality content such as this.

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That sketch is horrifying, but I must admit that I love the part with the pets out in the cold. When "Ghost of Rarity" inevitably joins the farms, maybe they'll use that small piece as their avatar?

Does Amber read the subreddit as obsessively as she read (reads?) the farms (according to Rafe she was a daily visitor)?

Amber has proven that she's incapable of changing in any way or stopping any sort of bad habit she has (look at how many times she tried to teach herself to drink water or fix her sleep schedule over the last decade). Based on that, I'd say there is a 100% chance she's still reading bolth.

After that, she makes slop

Is it just me or is that too much cottage cheese for...anything?​

I know Amber is stupid and a troll, but OMG she's doing the mustard and cottage cheese diet again to try and quickly lose some weight? I don't think Amber realizes that the TikTok bitch who started this was just a grifter, but rather truly believes this is a proven weight-loss method

Oh, and no; that's not too much cottage cheese. 1/2cup is a single serving, and is around 100-120 calories (depending on whether it's 0%-2%). That looks under a cup, which isn't bad for a daily allotment (you know she only eats this for the vlog). It might not be necessary to have quite that amount, depending on the amount of sausage she put in her vomit stirfry, but it's not a terrible amount for cottage cheese.

This will be her second year! She was alone in 2023 too...All I remember from then is her knocking back a can of Pringles and snarfing down Taco Bell in the middle of the night.

Can you believe that it was around this time just last year when Ambo was trying to bully the MARRIED butch prison guard into a relationship with her? And then whining about being "ghosted" by an online person she had never even met? Crazy times.

 

[Lidl Drip]

New video




Imagine paying to eat this pig trough slop. Only white trash Amerisharts would shovel this into their mouth. Looks like someone already ate it once before.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

New video

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Imagine paying to eat this pig trough slop. Only white trash Amerisharts would shovel this into their mouth. Looks like someone already ate it once before.

Er, as someone that lives in a predominantly Hispanic area that all looks fairly standard.
Just because you don’t like the look of a food doesn’t mean it’s bad lol idk one restaurant that can make refried beans look “good” but they are damn tasty.

Anyway back to Amber.
Let’s see… oh she is eating out. Again.
Riveting.

 

[Constellationzero]

Anyway back to Amber.
Let’s see…

Super morbidly obese shitbag hangs out with it's mother carrying case that shit it out.

Shitbag felon druggie mother who unfriended shitbag in a hurry hangs out and appears on camera again.

The shitcorn didn't fall far from the shit oak, Bobandy.