Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Black Yoshi]

What are you?

A water buffalo?

Well everybody's got a water buffalo

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Redditors should just run up to Flutter and take a paparazzi shot of her, even if it comes with the chance of them getting faildoxed by Caden. There's literally no downsides.

Pros:
1. We get a clear photo of flutter
2. If the photographer has a clean internet history, nothing will happen
3. If the photographer does have skeletons in the closet, they will inevitably shit up the farms, and we'll get a new lolcow for free

Cons:
1. Nothing lol

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Cons:
1. Nothing lol

Remember the last deluge of redditors who ended up here a few weeks ago? History would repeat itself. Fuck that noise.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Remember the last deluge of redditors who ended up here a few weeks ago? History would repeat itself. Fuck that noise.

Well it's a good thing that:

 

[King Kiwi]

Well everybody's got a water buffalo

My bad, Chief Bogo was a cape buffalo not a water buffalo

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Well it's a good thing that:

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Yep. And that obviously wasn't the case the last time it happened, nor will it be if or when it happens again in the future.

 

[Executive Petrel]

If somebody makes a photo of her she and Chris will enjoy the attention so it's better to not care.
Flutter who?

 

[King Kiwi]

If somebody makes a photo of her she and Chris will enjoy the attention so it's better to not care.
Flutter who?

Chris doesn't like being photographed. It's almost like he expects people to leave him alone or something.

Flutter is even more avoidant.

Personally I kind of think the redditors are attention whores.

"LOL YAWL I found Chris"

I personally cringe when they use female pronouns.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Remember the last deluge of redditors who ended up here a few weeks ago? History would repeat itself. Fuck that noise.

Nowhere near as bad as the surge we got after all the KingCobraJFS subreddits got taken down back in the spring. With nowhere else to a-log him they had the bright idea of coming here, about like five of them got doxxed.

 

[AnOminous]

I personally cringe when they use female pronouns.

I cringe when despite being zoomers raised on smartphones they still can't manage to take a fucking picture because they're ween-y enough to take creepshots but pussy enough not to have the balls to get close enough to take a decent one.

 

[FinnSven]

I cringe when despite being zoomers raised on smartphones they still can't manage to take a fucking picture because they're ween-y enough to take creepshots but pussy enough not to have the balls to get close enough to take a decent one.

Where are obnoxious Dom Joly style fuckers, happy to barge between them holding out and shouting at their phone like they are on a video call?

Granted there won’t be many in Finland, the land of introverts.

But I thought Americans had a minority of brash thoughtless individuals!

 

[Pedophobe]

I went over and saw that reddit post. The OP claims the quality is bad due to compression from the app used to send it or some shit. OP also said he would get them in 4k quality.

And it's a week later and they haven't produced the high res photo. Malice or incompetence? At the very least they're pretending to be retarded.

https://archive.md/1QgDl

 

[FinnSven]

And it's a week later and they haven't produced the high res photo. Malice or incompetence? At the very least they're pretending to be retarded.

https://archive.md/1QgDl

Or it’s because it’s currently the Xmas period and they have more important things to think about than a photo of a retard?

 

[King Kiwi]

And it's a week later and they haven't produced the high res photo. Malice or incompetence? At the very least they're pretending to be retarded.

https://archive.md/1QgDl

Because people.

Sorry but what did you expect?

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

@Zeus Blue Thunder
So I've met with a few Finns and discussed Lolcows with them, they are in the know and use 4Chan etc. But they know who this Flutter woman is.
She was an attention whore on Finnish 4chan threads from 2008 on. They specifically mentioned Kuvalauta. She also attended Finnish conventions in the past, such as Trad con and Desu con, they are certain that she had attended some based on some of her postings.
In short, 2008 on, Kuvalauta, maybe some Finnish convention registries.
Take this with a grain of salt but apparently she had explained her condition a long time ago on Kuvalauta.
I'm not Finnish but apparently irc-galleria would be a good place to look for her. She's a big weeb and would have been active in the anime community on that website.
Ylilauta, the successor of Kuvalauta, may be worth a look. My sources stopped frequenting message boards after Kuvalauta went down but the archives of Kuvalauta are spotty, at least to a non-Finn.

 

[JT Marlin]

Redditors should just run up to Flutter and take a paparazzi shot of her, even if it comes with the chance of them getting faildoxed by Caden. There's literally no downsides.

Don't even have to do that.

1) Set Camera app on video capture
2) Start filming with the back of their heads in frame
3) Whistle extremely loudly in their direction
4) Continue to capture as they turn around and face you
5) After 30 seconds of capture, walk away.
6) At home, extract clearest frame as image to share online

The fact this basic technique escapes redditors and weens just confirms how retarded they are.

 

[King Kiwi]

@Zeus Blue Thunder
So I've met with a few Finns and discussed Lolcows with them, they are in the know and use 4Chan etc. But they know who this Flutter woman is.
She was an attention whore on Finnish 4chan threads from 2008 on. They specifically mentioned Kuvalauta. She also attended Finnish conventions in the past, such as Trad con and Desu con, they are certain that she had attended some based on some of her postings.
In short, 2008 on, Kuvalauta, maybe some Finnish convention registries.
Take this with a grain of salt but apparently she had explained her condition a long time ago on Kuvalauta.
I'm not Finnish but apparently irc-galleria would be a good place to look for her. She's a big weeb and would have been active in the anime community on that website.
Ylilauta, the successor of Kuvalauta, may be worth a look. My sources stopped frequenting message boards after Kuvalauta went down but the archives of Kuvalauta are spotty, at least to a non-Finn.

Interesting. Zeus, get those lightning bolts ready.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Interesting. Zeus, get those lightning bolts ready.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

@Zeus Blue Thunder
So I've met with a few Finns and discussed Lolcows with them, they are in the know and use 4Chan etc. But they know who this Flutter woman is.
She was an attention whore on Finnish 4chan threads from 2008 on.

Interesting. Going by the theory that she's in the 30-34 age range now, that would put her at between 14 and 18 when she was attention-whoring.

They specifically mentioned Kuvalauta. She also attended Finnish conventions in the past, such as Trad con and Desu con, they are certain that she had attended some based on some of her postings.

Desucon appears to have started in 2009, so others' photos from that timeframe on may come in handy.

In short, 2008 on, Kuvalauta, maybe some Finnish convention registries.
Take this with a grain of salt but apparently she had explained her condition a long time ago on Kuvalauta.
I'm not Finnish but apparently irc-galleria would be a good place to look for her. She's a big weeb and would have been active in the anime community on that website.
Ylilauta, the successor of Kuvalauta, may be worth a look. My sources stopped frequenting message boards after Kuvalauta went down but the archives of Kuvalauta are spotty, at least to a non-Finn.

While all of this does fill in some gaps regarding why she'd choose to write to Chris in prison, it also begs the question as to why she's so camera-shy. Sure, she could just be a very private person, but that's at odds with the claims of her being an attention whore. Granted, the two things can be true at the same time, though it'd make sense for her to have an overall larger online footprint and be making the most of her association with Chris through it.

Theorising, she may not want to be recognised by members of the community she was once part of due to some sort of incident (funny how those seem to Just Happen around attention whores); if so, she picked the wrong cow to hang around.

 

[James Brown]

Going by the theory that she's in the 30-34 age range now, that would put her at between 14 and 18 when she was attention-whoring.

So sad. Many such cases!

Theorising, she may not want to be recognised by members of the community she was once part of due to some sort of incident (funny how those seem to Just Happen around attention whores); if so, she picked the wrong cow to hang around.

She might not be as bold with Americans. Maybe it has something to do with not wanting to piss off American authorities so she can freely travel, or incite autistic attention in a foreign country of confrontational lunatics. She seems to stop Chris from chimping out, like at the recent con they were kicked from, so maybe there's a relation.