Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Not a surprise

This was a hail Mary move by Stabby and like always he shot himself in the face with his own legal jargon.

Let's see him appeal this and drag it out even longer now.

 

[Kendrick]

"You want unlimited time to write why you fucked up? How about No and double No."

Better start writing that convincing statement that will for sure sway the judge to not fine you.

...Or you can do the wereturkey thing you are and appeal something that is on it's face unappealable.

 

[Mind Goblins]

Stebbins demonstrated his ability to articulate his claims in various prior motions filed with this Court, and in his current motion to appoint counsel.

I always love it when Stabby manages to write a calm, coherent, and relatively well-written motion exactly when it would work against him. I'm looking forward to this uncorking the rage turkey within him in the actual show cause filing.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Turns out you don't need a lawyer to explain whether or not you were lying out of your ass.

The "I'm dumb as fuck yuh onna" line only works if you haven't already been LARPing as a lawyer beforehand. Better get to work on explaining yourself!

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I am looking forward to seeing how Mr Stabby tries to wriggle his way out of this one.

He was caught blatantly lying to the court in order to enrich himself at Jones expense. How will he try to gobble his way out of this predicament?

Tune in January 30th to find out!

 

[WarJams]

How will he try to gobble his way out of this predicament?

Clearly this calls for a writ of mandamus.

 

[TurboNAS]

Those dang dirty jerkops at the courts are ganging up on poor ol Stebbins. It’s not fair that they cited further cases that clarified his Hicks citation and showed that it didn’t apply!

That’s clear judicial bias and they need to recuse themselves and award Stebbins honorary lawyer of the year for all his trouble showing how wrong they are.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Get fucked, Stabby!

 

[CabbageTheSnackThatSlaps]

Update from Zell: Everything is going smoothly, but I need more popcorn.

 

[Broken Cuddles]

Update from Zell: Everything is going smoothly, but I need more popcorn.

Here’s to hoping Stabby loses the last $1500 due to sanctions for lying and Zell learns never pozload my neghole again.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Here’s to hoping Stabby loses the last $1500 due to sanctions for lying and Zell learns never pozload my neghole again.

This experience is as close to being physically raped as he is likely to get, so maybe he learns not to dress in a miniskirt, walk out in front of vicious retarded vexatious litigant and taunt him to sue him.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

So, the fat gobbling retard fucked himself?
Amazing.

 

[kcbbq]

So, the fat gobbling retard fucked himself?
Amazing.

At the very least he's scored a sweet $300 for nothing.

 

[Throwing Romans]

He's appealing. Motion for stay of proceeding while he appeals filed, haven't seen the notice of appeal yet however.

His main concern is that he demands the hot dog payments be made even as he appeals.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

ah of course he would ask that. i want the judge to grant the motion but to deny him this and include the agreement payments in the stay, that would have the turkey seething for weeks

 

[DavidS877]

Come on, this is the funniest shit ever....

 

[Smokeski]

Come on, this is the funniest shit ever....
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This is the best. This is why I love Stebbins.

 

[Broken Cuddles]

Shouldn’t the funds be placed into an escrow account until the matter is resolved? Then if he is entitled to them, they’re available to be sent to him, the defendant remains in compliance for paying them if they needed to be paid and can be returned to them if they are no longer required to be paid to stabby? IANAL but it seems this is a perfect use for an escrow account until the matter is decided. And then stabby doesn’t get anything unless its decided he should?

 

[CEO of Gay]

Shouldn’t the funds be placed into an escrow account until the matter is resolved? Then if he is entitled to them, they’re available to be sent to him, the defendant remains in compliance for paying them if they needed to be paid and can be returned to them if they are no longer required to be paid to stabby? IANAL but it seems this is a perfect use for an escrow account until the matter is decided. And then stabby doesn’t get anything unless its decided he should?

I haven't seen any indication that the settlement agreement is suspended while the Order to Show Cause is pending, or that the court intends to suspend the settlement agreement if the request for stay of proceedings is granted. However, should the court grant the stay of proceedings and elect to suspend the settlement agreement during said stay, you are right, this would be a perfect use of an escrow account

In addition to gobbling and seething from Stabby, Zell just might get more payment options, like check or electronic bank transfer, in addition to physically traveling to the courthouse to pay in person.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Not content to just have his motion to have counsel appointed denied in one case, the wereturkey has filed a motion to have counsel appointed in his suit against Rumble and @Spectre_06

The court will obviously shut this shit down. However, he seems to have learned somewhat, and is actively downplaying his own experience in this filing. I think the fact that he was able to articulate how the factors are "in favor of appointing counsel" lends credence to the idea that he doesn't need counsel appointed, so he might again by shooting himself in the foot.