Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 142 38.9%

  • Total voters
    365
The clip is from his stream in September 2021
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A Cigar, A Week Recap, And A Windy Night (20th. September 2021)
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I'm not sure I've seen 36 seconds of footage before that sells me on what a total fucking douche bag he is to his core like that 36 seconds does.

How does a man not go through all these stupid Videos they made and not hide in shame and their embarrassment.
 
Before he said he was in his karaoke room, when asked why he didn't have his camera, he said "we're not going to talk about it." A strange way to make an entrance.
Not just a strange way to make an entrance, what an attention-seeking way to make it, too. Typical Nick : Stays quiet till someone says something rather than just coming on and saying, "Hi, I really miss Vices," or whatever. Even on a funeral stream honoring someone else, Nick has to make it about him.

Lolcow Live Segment
Love the telephone game happening with his story. Every time a big streamer hears about it, more crazy shit is brought into the picture. Now according to Keemstar, it started with Nick having a 3-some with Kayla and April and Aaron watching in the corner like a cuck.

Imagine how Nick's feeling now : All he wanted was fame, and now he's got it in the worst way possible, with people making even more crazy shit about you, and people believe it! He's going to kill himself when he can't respond to every crazy fucking "wrong" fact.

How does a man not go through all these stupid Videos they made and not hide in shame and their embarrassment.
He buys a 1966 Chevy C90 for a wife who is too drugged up to drive, and so his kids can play on it?

The spending habits of this fucking retard. He makes the dumb nigger athletes in the "30 for 30 : Broke" documentary look smart!

ETA :
No, no, you don't understand—he has a heat allergy!
And narcolepsy ....
and ADD ....
and impotency ....
and alcoholism.

But he has 20/20 vision!
 
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They said that Aaron being a cuck was worse than anything boogie did, which is retarded because Boogie scammed his fans and then lied about having cancer to try and get the heat off him

I hate Keem, I hate Boogie, I hate Nick, and I hate Aaron
 
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Pictures of "12291 51st St NE, Spicer, MN 56288, USA" pre 2018 sale below.
Ok that's crazy, even the time of year the photos are taken are capturing how bad it's gotten.
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It will be very fun to compare what the place looked like before Nick and Kayla let it decay.
The cabinet drawers in that kitchen are still on.
Disgusting no sense of fashion or trendiness.
The windows aren't greasy and there isn't clutter anywhere. My word. I am surprised the house was even able to sell. I guess Nick knew he could spruce it up much better.


Also, what is this in the driveway?
You lost Pindia
(Fuck! All you buggers beat me to it)

Ok that's crazy, even the time of year the photos are taken are capturing how bad it's gotten.
"This is your house. And this is your house on drugs"
 
Glad to see that Pope of Cuckolding just keeps on winning! New Year, new Balldo!
You surely owned all the karenfarmers yet again.
Eat a dorito, hoover few lines and drink few bottles of Whistle Pig you limpdicked junkie.
Can’t wait to see you fuck up your probation IF the cucked state of Minnesota actually subjects you to random alcohol and drug testing (which they definitely should because your case is solely substance related).
After your kids got taken away and you were subjected to some form of testing you immediately picked a new cringe addiction for vapes(nicotine).

Cheers trustfund loser 🥃:really:
 
Do the people actually at the auction get to see pictures of what it's like inside? Does the sheriff's department send over a few deputies to do a walkthrough?

Some USDA/RD auctions can get a prior showing by appointment but those are rare to begin with, and back in the day at least Auction.com-listed sales would include interior photos to the extent of vacant units that the bank had already secured for winterization, but going through their search function sorted by occupancy they don't even do that anymore, probably for legal/privacy reasons as there would usually be the embarrassment of personal belongings and garbage for all the world to see.

At this point Minnesota sheriff's sales are done strictly sight-unseen from the sheriff's lobby with no opportunity for prior due diligence other than looking at occupied units from the street, and snooping around vacant units without getting caught. To see anything more bidders would have to knock on the door and ask Balldo for permission, which many will surely attempt with humorous results that I only hope they'll know to record for archiving here, until he eventually posts no-soliciting signage that will force the vultures back to the street. Frankly I'm surprised that signage doesn't appear in the photos already.

I'm guessing the shit in front of the garage are inflatable decorations, probably picked up from Menards. Something like this:
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You just know something Aaron said on stream pissed skelly off enough to study the blade and take it out on that poor thing:


 
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That´s beyond excessive... when your kids move out you end up with 5 spare bedrooms. If you group the age approximate kids, 3 bedrooms is enough and you move the older ones that demand more privacy to the single rooms.
Beyond excessive? It's a simple luxury that millions of kids enjoy; even a lot of the poor ones.

And we are talking about the man who spent $20k on cocaine a month and basically drank a bottle of whiskey every stream for several years..... But his kids each having their own bedroom is where he draws the line at too excessive?
I would agree with you normally but given his level of income at the time of purchase and the low cost of real estate in the middle of nowhere area..... Each kid should have their own room, at least the ones over like age 7.
 
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His manicured lawn and kitchen cabinets: gone.
Look at the plant in front of the lamp post!!! Wtf? It's just a giant, disgusting, rodent-infested, overgrown, dead bush. It's not even the same kind of plant, it's like some invasive species moved in. This is how like some people frown and think evil thoughts all the time and it manifests outwardly in their appearance.
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"A man was cucked there once. He couldn't hold an erection so hired some island blacks to run rough shod on his lady while he watched. When that wasn't enough he moved in the local radio station host. The property's never been the same."
 
Beyond excessive? It's a simple luxury that millions of kids enjoy; even a lot of the poor ones.

And we are talking about the man who spent $20k on cocaine a month and basically drank a bottle of whiskey every stream for several years..... But his kids each having their own bedroom is where he draws the line at too excessive?
. I would agree with you normally but given his level of income at the time of purchase and the low cost of real estate in hisiddle.of nowhere area..... Each kid should have their own room, at least the ones over like age 7.
That's why I think it's fucked up that when he was thinking of renovating, it was for his creepy sex room and not to give his kids extra space. It's not because I think kids will suffer irreparable damage if they have to share a room, but if you have a bunch of extra money and five kids, why not make life a little more luxurious for them? I think when most parents come into some cash and decide to spend it, they factor in something nice for their kids as well.
 
Yeah, this points to something that always bothered me: the assumption in this thread that he had a "live-in" nanny. Not sure if that was just something PPP or somebody else said that just stuck, but do we have actual proof she was truly "live-in"?

If she was, that means:
-Cuck Cave- 1 bedroom
-Nanny- 1 bedroom
-5 kids- 2 bedrooms. I would assume that the 16 year old had his own room, meaning one room for the remaining four, which seems insane to me, even for Nick, especially when that would have been the situation even before he started his love affair with la cocaina. Is that really what the assumption is when people say "live-in" nanny, five kids in two rooms?

Sorry if this has been beaten to death already but I find this thread difficult to keep up with, even with highlights as I haven't had much time for Kiwi stuff lately. And to this day, people keep saying "live-in" nanny like it is a known fact? It seems to me, though, that she was more of a driver than a real nanny? Why pay for a live-in nanny who doesn't clean shit? You don't need to give them free room and board PLUS salary to get someone to schlep your kids around.

Our Husband gives me a headache with this bullshit.
She definitely wasn't in th guest house right? I know they had tenants at one point but I can't remember if that was when they had the nanny
 
Beyond excessive? It's a simple luxury that millions of kids enjoy; even a lot of the poor ones.

And we are talking about the man who spent $20k on cocaine a month and basically drank a bottle of whiskey every stream for several years..... But his kids each having their own bedroom is where he draws the line at too excessive?
. I would agree with you normally but given his level of income at the time of purchase and the low cost of real estate in hisiddle.of nowhere area..... Each kid should have their own room, at least the ones over like age 7.
I dont think it´s a matter of expenditure but there are bonding and social skills benefits to room sharing, specially till your 12-13. I also think if you dont live in a manor, it can make your house pretty ugly to keep extending it specially if they are additions and not included in the architectural project, not to mention the waste of space when they eventually vacate the rooms.
I still think the bonding benefits are the most important, specially in a big family.
 
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