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Finland must have more lax conditions to attend their cons.
There's no way Chris would move there if he couldn't attend multiple My Little pony cons
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There's no way Chris would move there if he couldn't attend multiple My Little pony cons
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There are no MLP cons in Finland.
If he wanted to attend one, there was one in UK, I believe October 5-7, same time as that smaller con that people thought he'd visit.
He is solely there for "business" reasons.
Edit: I am aware of the little elephant in the room that some of you might know of, but rn, I am not trying to start any wars. I'll let it off for now and see how it develops.
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Heilberg wasn't billing him.
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Either he or his mom blew a bunch of money on that one lawyer in the Game Place driving incident though. Still didn't get the results he wanted.
I suppose Chris doesn't understand that having a lawyer doesn't get you off entirely, like they depict on television.
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Yes, that was Rob Bell, now a Republican member of the House of Delegates (the state equivalent on the state level of the House in the U.S. Congress). Blarb massively overpaid out of Bob's inheritance to pay for this guy who got the same results as a public defender would have gotten.
But since Blarb herself was facing felony charges in the case (she ALSO hit Snyder with the car out of a fit of pure insanity), she paid for Rob Bell out of her inheritance from Bob.
When it was just Chris facing charges on the gas attack, she had no problem leaving it up to a public defender.
But when Chris raped her, he got a top notch lawyer for free from the state for not a penny cost to himself. That was Heilberg. And Heilberg used a recently-passed "I have autism get out of anything free" card law to do it. That was Va. Code § 19.2-303.6.
The legislator who was one of the proponents of this law and actually voted for it?
None other than one Rob Bell!
Small world.
Also contemplate this irony: when she was facing felony charges along with Chris, she hired Rob Bell, and paid dearly for the privilege. When it was just Chris, she was like guess you're just going to have to use a public defender.
Then when she got raped by the manbaby she'd alternately enabled and abused his entire life, he got Heilberg, for free, who then used a law that Rob Bell pushed and voted for to beat the rape rap of her rapist.
There's a certain cosmic sense to this.
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It's ironic that the lawyer who "screwed Chris" in the Game Place incident actually went on to sign the law that kept Chris out of real trouble.
Chris truly does get away with everything more or less.
I've always wondered about the tugboat situation though, as he was in Western State Hospital and jail for a while, but I don't think he was actually convicted of anything.
I doubt he's competent enough to do the paperwork if he gets it cut off and needs it again.
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He was never convicted of anything (in the incest case). That's the whole beauty (from a defendant standpoint) of a deferral that gets the charges outright dismissed so long as you don't tard out TOO much during the deferral period.
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So the tugboat never stopped and he left jail with a shit load of money ready to blow?
I'm in the wrong line of work if true.
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And he blew it all before November 2024, meaning he has spent double tugboat each month.
I suspect most of it went to Caden tho. I mean, a flight to Finland is half of that per month and he hasn't spent that much of his money on toys and vidya from what we've seen.
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We believe so, because he indeed blew a bunch of money the instant he got out.
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Unbelievable, I suppose it goes to show that even if he's a millionaire he'll still manage to end up broke in a relatively short time.
At least it's not video games and fast food as much now but knowing Chris he's a good example of how not to manage your finances.
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Hence why I said, "his client." That wasn't in reference to Chris; it was in reference to whoever was footing the bill.
As far as I've been able to find, Heilberg wasn't on Virigina's list of Public Defenders at the time. I'll accept that the Internet-available records for that time may not have been complete, but everything points to Heilberg having either a) taken Chris' case pro bono, or b) having been outright hired.
If these or any other possibilities are right or wrong, fine. I'm not looking for a hill to die on, and feel free to dispute what I'm saying. But if you're going to dispute it, kindly provide proof.
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The fact that him finding a friend or even his wish of making Sonichu real were secondary to him getting new Gamecube games is so funny to me
I can't believe i'm saying this but even 20's manchild chris is mature and self-aware than the current Chris for the sole fact he acknowledged Sonichu isn't real in the first place.
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I dunno... seems like some sort of cuntspiracy to me.
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I believe the judge in Chris's case reached out to Heilberg. My theory on why that was done was they wanted a half decent lawyer because they were afraid of the LGBT thug squads coming out of Charlottesville to tiny little Stanardsville to protest because they lumped Chris in with those troons and thought the local gay community would be up in arms.
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Which is certainly plausible. That would likely also attract the JMU / Harrisonburg LGBT Strike Force as well as any others who felt like swinging by from Roanoke, Richmond, or other points within a couple of hours' drive of the courthouse. In short, shitshow waiting to happen.
Based on a few things I've heard outside of teh intarwebz, Heilberg did think that this case would be some sort of feather in his cap. He really should've read deeper into Chris' history; poo-touching didn't really work out for him the way he had hoped.
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Just a reminder heilburg was also the guy who defended the dc sniper john Allen Muhammad. I don't think he took the case to try and get his name famous if anything it was an attempt to try and scrub some of the infamy of being associated with the second worst terrorist attacks in American history.
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That doesn't reflect badly on him as a lawyer unless you're saying he should have been able to prevent Muhammad from getting the death penalty. Everyone who is accused of a crime is entitled to legal representation. I really don't see Heilburg as some disgraced lawyer, he seems pretty prominent in his region. From his website:
You can read more about his accomplishments at his Super Lawyers profile. Here is an excerpt:
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it may not speak badly of him or his skillset, but ultimately defending the wrong person and ending up on the "wrong side of history" will always make stupid people judge you poorly no matter what your reasoning or obligations were
he wouldn't be in legal trouble for doing it, but it's certainly a bad look in terms of how he'd be perceived socially