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I don't recall Chris ever going to Disneyland in his life. That'd be something he'd brag about if he did go as a kid.

I mean it's good he's afraid of going there because he'd get a lifetime ban so fast.

He hasn't. I don't believe he's ever been to a theme or amusement park. And the only time he's been to California was when he and his mother flew there to visit Cole when Chris was very young.
 
As far as I've been able to find, Heilberg wasn't on Virigina's list of Public Defenders at the time. I'll accept that the Internet-available records for that time may not have been complete, but everything points to Heilberg having either a) taken Chris' case pro bono, or b) having been outright hired.
He was court appointed. They can hire anyone they like. For what they were paying it was probably effectively pro bono. Probably the cost of the psychiatric examination is more because the court is pretty limited in how much funds it has available.

A court can even appoint some random lawyer who just happens to be in the courtroom at the time. This is even if the lawyer doesn't agree to it. Sound like a Thirteenth Amendment violation? Apparently not. Naranjo v. Thompson GEO.

I'm pretty sure Heilberg was doing it entirely willingly though. He went at it pretty enthusiastically and even did some cyberboolying PR in the media.
 
He hasn't. I don't believe he's ever been to a theme or amusement park. And the only time he's been to California was when he and his mother flew there to visit Cole when Chris was very young.
Chris should go to California right now and help put out the fires.

They could use Jesus right now.
 
I'm surprised Chris hasn't chimed in about the Wildfires. Is someone really tightening his leash to keep him quiet to the point where he only get paraded out like some sideshow for streams or videos? If so the courts really fucked up releasing Chris into caden's custody.


When he was making a sideshow of himself on his own he was doing stuff like the sonic boom protests, yelling into his camera begging the communities he tried to be apart of to unblock him, and making lego therapy sessions cause the actual "therapist" (the Dr wolf guy for those who've forgotten refused to even acknowledge him let alone collaborate on a video with him.
 
Redditor claims to have discovered that Chris is actually part Cherokee on his father's side after all:
After researching Bob's side of the family, I discovered that Chris does have an Actual Cherokee Ancestor.
"Polly "Cherokee Mother" Cherokee (abt 1703 to 1790) was the 7th great-grandmother of Chris and Chris's actual Native American Ancestor, she was the wife of Joshua Odum (1700 to 1745) and had one daughter Melissa Talivia Odum. She was born in the Cherokee territory of South Carolina.
The line of descent is as follows.
Polly Cherokee (1703 to 1790) - > Melissa Talivia Odum (1720 to unknown) - > Mary Brigman (1755 to 1822) - > Druscilla Dearman (1778 to 1870) - > Curtis Teer (1807 to 1886) - > William Teer (1837 to 1919) - > Mary Frances Teer (1873 to 1914) - > Jean Hollomon (1906 to 1945) - > Robert F. Chandler Jr (1927 to 2011) - > Christian Weston Chandler (1982 - )"
Chris was actually correct all along... This is probably the biggest find I have ever done to date on his family
 
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Redditor claims to have discovered that Chris is actually part Cherokee on his father's side after all:
After researching Bob's side of the family, I discovered that Chris does have an Actual Cherokee Ancestor.
"Polly "Cherokee Mother" Cherokee (abt 1703 to 1790) was the 7th great-grandmother of Chris and Chris's actual Native American Ancestor, she was the wife of Joshua Odum (1700 to 1745) and had one daughter Melissa Talivia Odum. She was born in the Cherokee territory of South Carolina.
The line of descent is as follows.
Polly Cherokee (1703 to 1790) - > Melissa Talivia Odum (1720 to unknown) - > Mary Brigman (1755 to 1822) - > Druscilla Dearman (1778 to 1870) - > Curtis Teer (1807 to 1886) - > William Teer (1837 to 1919) - > Mary Frances Teer (1873 to 1914) - > Jean Hollomon (1906 to 1945) - > Robert F. Chandler Jr (1927 to 2011) - > Christian Weston Chandler (1982 - )"
Chris was actually correct all along... This is probably the biggest find I have ever done to date on his family
Here’s the citation on the CWCki (you need a Family Search account to view it though): https://www.familysearch.org/tree/person/details/GNGQ-97J
 
Redditor claims to have discovered that Chris is actually part Cherokee on his father's side after all:
After researching Bob's side of the family, I discovered that Chris does have an Actual Cherokee Ancestor.
"Polly "Cherokee Mother" Cherokee (abt 1703 to 1790) was the 7th great-grandmother of Chris and Chris's actual Native American Ancestor, she was the wife of Joshua Odum (1700 to 1745) and had one daughter Melissa Talivia Odum. She was born in the Cherokee territory of South Carolina.
The line of descent is as follows.
Polly Cherokee (1703 to 1790) - > Melissa Talivia Odum (1720 to unknown) - > Mary Brigman (1755 to 1822) - > Druscilla Dearman (1778 to 1870) - > Curtis Teer (1807 to 1886) - > William Teer (1837 to 1919) - > Mary Frances Teer (1873 to 1914) - > Jean Hollomon (1906 to 1945) - > Robert F. Chandler Jr (1927 to 2011) - > Christian Weston Chandler (1982 - )"
Chris was actually correct all along... This is probably the biggest find I have ever done to date on his family
Since he's a bonified Cherokian, he needs a right and proper injun name.

Chief Sleeps With Mother.
 
does this mean that magi-chan is his spirit guide?
It means the Anchuent Prophecy was correct all along
CherokianAncestor.jpgCherokeeChris.jpg
 
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does this mean that magi-chan is his spirit guide?
More like a vengeful spirit that comes out when you dig up an ancient Indian burial ground.

Which honestly would make a lot of sense given how he seems to curse everyone who wears the Sonichu medallion. The only way to break the curse is to return every one of them to 14 Branchland Ct.
 
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