Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[semitooth]

if Josh really had "stomped out" puff like Jessica is claiming, she would've tried using that as ammo against him a LONG time ago... I'm not buying it..

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

if Josh really had "stomped out" puff like Jessica is claiming, she would've tried using that as ammo against him a LONG time ago... I'm not buying it..

its impossible because puff is just hibernating

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Pffft. Does that fat ran through burnout meth whore actually expect us to believe that the boy is coordinated enough these days to balance on one leg and stomp on a small moving animal?

Fuck off, go back to yapping with a flaccid dick in your mouth at the walmart loading dock you dried up worthless whore.

 

[bussy mafia]

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RIP Homeboy Aaron

this is beautiful.

 

[Dill]

 

[snort beg snort]

If Cobes was a real goth who really cared about the California fires he would go live and do a Prayers For Rain vocal cover but he's not a real goth and he doesn't really care so he won't

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

If Cobes was a real goth who really cared about the California fires he would go live and do a Prayers For Rain vocal cover but he's not a real goth and he doesn't really care so he won't

should Clint put Robert Smith in a group home?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

If Cobes was a real goth who really cared about the California fires he would go live and do a Prayers For Rain vocal cover but he's not a real goth and he doesn't really care so he won't

Man, Disintegration is so good.

There's no way Cobes would stomp on Puffers. First of all, the mess would be all over his carpet since he wouldn't be bothered to clean the corpse up.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Do you think if the Puff ran away story is real, that literally anyone but Cobes could have found the runaway lizard? He is almost legally blind and is permanently buzzed. No sight and no coordination means Puff could've been 2 feet in front of him and he'd have never been able to catch him.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

Do you think if the Puff ran away story is real, that literally anyone but Cobes could have found the runaway lizard? He is almost legally blind and is permanently buzzed. No sight and no coordination means Puff could've been 2 feet in front of him and he'd have never been able to catch him.

if puff truly did escape he sure af would not survive a winter. or somebody would've taken him in by now

 

[snort beg snort]

Puff loops coming in nicely toobz

The cobes losing him outside in freezing temperatures and taking too long to find his boots to go look for him story is way more believable than any other story told thus far. Whatever that cunt is yapping about sounds like some hail Mary cheap heat to get some attention. Wild that she's still pining for the bog boy. Cobes really did love that thing and I don't think he would stomp it like that.

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

All this mention of Loops and all the Loops we go through is just proof that Cobes was right to believe in the magic of circles or whatever. They rule his and our (sad) lives.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Do you think if the Puff ran away story is real, that literally anyone but Cobes could have found the runaway lizard? He is almost legally blind and is permanently buzzed. No sight and no coordination means Puff could've been 2 feet in front of him and he'd have never been able to catch him.

Yes because the story that slowly came out is so boglimific it couldn't have happened otherwise.
Took him outside wasted
Wore him like a parrot
Jumped off and scurried
Stumbled inside for shoes
Came back to him gone
All parts of the whole tale that came out in drinking or begging streams out of order but fit with the timeline and boglim behavior. Hollywood couldn't come up with a more tragic comedy if they tried, but for our boy it's just another day in the life of a gothic badboy rockstar wizard.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Boggalo makeup tutorial.

 

[Hennimore]

Should Puff put Aaron in a Double Down home?

 

[Slim Boglim]

Remember when he used to make this face when he was overclocking his little bog-brain to think?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

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I miss this lil' nigger so much.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It's amazing that Cobra has broken Jessica to the point where she needs make this up about Puff

Not to prolong this current puff loop even longer but the reason she said this is because the alogs who obsess over Cobra and text him every day while fucking with him IRL also interact with NAL daily and have been feeding this to her. They have been trying to sell this scenario hard for the last couple weeks. You have to remember NAL directly communicates in private with a handful of Cobra's biggest alogs. Not trolls, not buddy trolls, but alogs. Loser faggots who unironically believe Cobra is worse than hitler and should suffer for the crime of being a retard on the Internet.

 

[somevan712]

Yes because the story that slowly came out is so boglimific it couldn't have happened otherwise.
Took him outside wasted
Wore him like a parrot
Jumped off and scurried
Stumbled inside for shoes
Came back to him gone
All parts of the whole tale that came out in drinking or begging streams out of order but fit with the timeline and boglim behavior. Hollywood couldn't come up with a more tragic comedy if they tried, but for our boy it's just another day in the life of a gothic badboy rockstar wizard.

It seems ironic that Cobra wears boots inside his home often but when he took Pufferths outside he wasn't wearing any.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

he wasn't wearing any

He goes through periods of bootless when he gets literal jungle rot from wearing them without socks for so long.