Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Kheapathic]

Just me, but I don't really adhere to a lead/shotcaller in a basic 5-man; 10-man raids and above, yeah sure, we need a tard wrangler, but 5-mans, there's a little bit of self-actualization. People defending him want to say "Run" was called; discounting that he was well out of combat range for most of the time, you can tell he wasn't familiar with maging, especially frost maging. I'm gonna reference the Teron Gorefiend fight in Black Temple; the fight is relatively simple as there's only one real mechanic, and it's every 60 seconds he marks a non-tank and in 15 seconds or so, that character will just fucking die. But they'll then become an apparition a ways away from the party fighting Teron; and your whole purpose is to destroy three ghosts who are b-lining towards your party, and are immune from all of their damage, so you either kill them, or they wipe your party, and you only have like 60 seconds to kill them before your apparition form dies.

The trick to this fight that many people had to learn was that you essentially become a frost mage; while the names may not be the same, you have a frost nova and a frost bolt to handle 3 enemies. What you do is Frost Nova to hit all 3 enemies, then [cast Frost Bolt at Target 1, Frost Bolt at Target 2, Frost Bolt at Target 3], repeat what's in brackets once, frost nova, repeat brackets twice. It's only this specific method do you kill the enemies fast enough and keep their speed low enough from reaching the party and killing them. You try to focus 1 down, the other 2 are gonna be free and fuck shit up, you need to control all 3 at the same time. I bring this up, because I remember this being a hard thing for many non-mage players to learn; and the simplest way to have them learn was literally "Go make a mage, and I will teach you." They didn't want to and just wanted me to write it down, no, you need to fucking learn what it means to control a group.

And so okay, "Run!" was called... you then have to ask yourself if he performed properly or not, and he did not. No need to rehash everything that's already happened; but make no mistake, Blizzard made what mages should be able to do on reaction as a raid mechanic. Don't mean to repeat myself, mana and other shit aside, he couldn't perform.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Do you think pirate s. will cry himself to sleep after getting pajeeted from the guild?

 

[Gauf]

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This tweet is borderline Patposting lmao. Enjoy prison, Jokerd child.

 

[skunt]

Eve Online. too toxic
World of Warcraft, too toxic

what MMO is next? it may be YOURS.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

See, I don't think Mald has the sort of enduring shamelessness that the pigroach has when it all goes belly up for him.
I'm reckoning he'll be more like Spoony in his downfall, ego driven creators both promising projects they can't possibly finish due to laziness (spoony movie and Heartbound). Both are far too autistic to know how to handle anything professionally, too.

But at least Spoony was sorta funny once.

 

[MaldingFerretEnjoyer]

Eve Online. too toxic
World of Warcraft, too toxic

what MMO is next? it may be YOURS.

Hopefully AoC so he has nothing left to do except code either of his two unfinished games and people realize how dogshit he is.

 

[Kheapathic]

what MMO is next? it may be YOURS.

Don't want him to, but I'm surprised he isn't in FF14; the acceptable in game joke is 70% of Miqote (cats) are gay men and the rest are fujoshis. The community is also heavily progressive and insane about calling the mods over every sleight. I don't want him to, but he'd fit in.

 

[Shinku]

I had some doubts about his alleged experience level, but I like to steelman my beliefs because I’ve been quick to jump the gun before. I was thinking that maybe scripting in the hacking community has different things you care about bla bla bla.

But no, that fucking dialogue array is awful. It’s just so inefficient. Worst case scenario, he loops through that puppy in other places so perfomance gets worse the longer you play the game.

You're right when you are hacking or making exploits you do not care about clean code or performance. You want to penetrate the security of a given target. That means ham fisting a bunch of single call operations into a giant function. Kind of like a lock pick creating custom keyways. The code will not be pretty but it's structured to execute a function.

Looping isn't really that big a deal if the instructions in that loop just have single instructions. lists are fast to access if it uses simple integer indexes. The most fastest operation a cpu can do is a loop, everything is in a loop (main thread is an example) but the way this guy codes is like that digital artist who has to draw everything pixel by pixel trying to make a photo realistic render of his furfag shit. At least his accessors are integers and not strings.

If he open source his game he opens himself up for ridicule that's for sure. I'm looking forward to seeing his work.

 

[NezahualDoomer]

The moderators of Asmongold's subreddit, famous for being a discussion hub for all things online drama and WoW, have gone for full damage control in deleting or locking any discussion thread about the recent involvements. In another post from earlier today they cited Kiwi Farms accusations as a reason why Pirate Software is being given such special treatment.

https://archive.fo/gUws9

So the rude behavior I mentioned was the fact that people were straight up calling him a pedophile and linking to a kiwi farms thread making some really bad allegations. Along with calling him a scammer and etc. Due to the fact that every single post was getting brigaded with this info over hardcore classic world of warcraft, I figured I'd shut it down, but let people know why.

1. Reddit is a cesspool of fanatic faggots
2. Asmongoldstein has been protected for a while now, he can't handle being put in his place.
3. Hence his moderators are always at the ready to delete anything that could hurt his feelings and hurt his "image"
4. He is not based at all, he is a coward, a roach just like Maldavius, a scammer and a grifter.
5. He has said multiple times that he only does and behaves in a way that is convenient for him and right now is convenient for him to side with Maldavius and protect him.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Mald's reverse Leroy Jenkins moment, a debriefing (Round Duex)

"I had no mana"



The Overview:


2024's holder of the stream awards "League of their own" award and general fraud Maldivius Figtree (aka pirate software to faggots), is part of a hardcore WOW Classic guild known as OnlyFangs. What is Onlyfangs you ask?? It's a play on words for the Gooner website. The guild is led by well-known streamer Sodapoppin. The guild's membership consists mainly of streamers. They then stream most of their WOW activities for hundreds of thousands of viewers across every creator's stream. The gimmick with hardcore wow is that your character's deaths are permanent. It's mainly played by experienced MMO vets and players seeking a rough challenge. As Wow's levels can go up to level 60 (which I believe is the cap) a lot of time and effort is put into these characters losing them means everything you built for those characters is gone. To get characters that far implies that the player would have at least had to put in at least 100 hours of in-game playing time. To add further context a lot of these streams have the guild group up for dungeon crawls. As established earlier, since this is hardcore, things can go wrong quickly. Any mistake can result in a party wipe, as a lack of responsibility or accountability from even one player can lead to complete disasters. Mald however is a good boy and has said multiple times that he's worked at Blizzard and on WOW for years., and he's a fraud gamedev He of all folks knows better than all of us how this game works right? This is where the story can truly begin.



The incident:

On 1/13/25. Mald was streaming a dungeon crawl with a group consisting of the streamers YamatosDeath, Snupy, Sara, and several others. While discussing what month is optimal for streamers to grift for charity (literally). They get into a fight with several of the mobs in the Dire Maul. After fighting them for a while the tank unintentionally pulls agro in several more mobs. This proves too much for the group and one of the streamers calls to flee. At the very moment, this happens one can see in the clips provided in the embedded link that after being told to flee Mald completely leaves his group behind while being overwhelmed by mobs. Yamatos instantly calls out to Mald to come back. Mald is a mage, and a critical aspect of being a mage in the dungeon crawl meta is their ability to CC (crowd control) mobs. Especially important to hardcore dungeon crawls where every second counts when the going gets tough. Instead of sticking with his team and using a manna pot he had and having the wrong rank of the spell "blizzard" that would cost nothing for a mage of his level. Mald instead claims the opposite, he has low hp, he had no mana, and finally, his spell didn't have CC. Mald instead sticks to running away from a salvageable retreat. This directly leads to the deaths of Snupy, and Sara. After that things got extremely heated. Yamatos and the others explain calmly as they can to him while they made mistakes as well, him not being there when they needed him to have cost 2 characters in the guild. Mald takes no accountability whatsoever and instead antagonizes the smaller streamers in the group by blaming the rogue who made the initial call to flee. Saying that because of the call to flee, he's in no way gonna not follow that call and stick with his group. Some back and forth was had and Mald was called out multiple times on the spot for getting basic facts about his own class completely wrong and again took zero responsibility for his actions. This then leads to him to leaving the discord call basically with his tail between his legs. I can't find any footage of what he did after this because this is a component of the story that will be addressed in due time. The short of it is. Mald pulled a roach ( a common term for wow players that play very selfishly) in what is now the modern-day reverse Leroy Jenkins.

My fellow and lovely kiwi birds. This is where most folks sleep it off for the night. Come back in the morning and realize what they did was wrong and would simply say, sorry my bad. But no folks, Mald is perfect, he worked at Blizzard and was an elite Iranian super hacker. Nothing can be his fault. You see did you know that his father was in southpark?




The Response:

This is where things get a bit choppy for me since Mald decided to delete his vod of the stream. these responses going forward are gonna get a little weird timeline-wise. if you wish to correct me go ahead and I'll properly update the flow of this segment, ultimately I do wish to cover as much as I can. this part is openly a work in progress but I want to get something out that can centralize everything. Please be patient with me, I want everyone to know what happened


Shortly after the roach incident, there was a brief encounter with yamatos and thor as held by Tyler1 to figure out the issue. Thor instead of taking accountability continued to antagonize and flee when asked to address his actions. Basically disconnecting when asked to take responsibility.

Some time later, thor posts a response to X. While also deleting his VOD containing his POV and reactions to the incident. As far as I am aware there is no surviving copy of the full stream, something that someone with responsibility and accountability typically does.

Spoiler: Mald Response on Xitter

To those trying to character assassinate me online for a bad pull in Diremaul WoW Hardcore. This is Hardcore WoW and a lot is on the line when you step foot into a dungeon. Here is a light breakdown of the last 24 hours. Our party went the wrong way and overpulled multiple packs with a boss. The shotcaller made the call to run then went back on that call. During the run out another pack was pulled as we had opted to skip it previously which is never a good thing. Communication was completely broken throughout this and it was our second time failing the dungeon. Everyone played poorly and two people ultimately lost their characters for it. Each person in this group made mistakes including myself. I have never once said I was perfect in my play nor that I was a god gamer. I'm just an ex-Blizzard employee that has played mage for a long time. To pin that on a single person is absurd at best and if you're calling for death and cancellation over it you're too invested in this content in a very unhealthy way. If you're a creator engaging in this kind of behavior then eventually your content wave will end but the relationships you've sullied will be permanent. Hope it was worth it for you. To those trying to defend me. Don't worry about it. This too shall pass. Do not attack anyone else on my behalf. I've always hated that kind of behavior. I have no intention of stopping making things or not doing stuff as I already have been. Those who were banned will stay so. I've never liked that kind of knee-jerk reaction behavior in our community before and I will not be changing that now. For those that don't understand why they will stay banned. We had a ten hour long hate-raid over it live on Twitch. We had to ban nearly 4,000 accounts across all platforms and our moderators received death threats regularly throughout it all. People called for me to be killed both in-game and out of game. They tried to get me banned from Twitch, the guild, and WoW. They tried to make disparaging comments about our ferret rescue or that we somehow hurt animals. They tried to spread rumors saying I was convicted of felonies and many other things. The internet hate machine will not defeat me or the community that supports me. See you in WoW Hardcore tomorrow.

After posting this multiple streamers in Onlyfangs then claim that Mald has started blocking multiple members of the guild on X after either responding or appearing to not side with Mald. Multiple WOW tubers then start posting breakdowns on their own streams (not involved with the guild) also siding with Yamatos. Mald really did directly fuck over the group.

To then continue this ultimate cringe. Mald not only doubles down, he in fact sextuples down, changing not only his reasoning but also crafting a narrative that Onlyfangs is a guild that thrives off of hate. To discredit any form of opposing view.

His reasonings and coping include but are not limited to.

Self preservation, you see since this is hardcore he plays ultimately for himself and when the shot caller called for a retreat all bets were off.
Repeating multiple times that it wasn't just his mistake and everyone should basically focus on that more than his critical one.
Claiming that if he dies the entirety of OnlyFangs collapses from having no other mage that can enchant as good as he can.
Banning anyone and everyone in his circles from discords and stream chats that either joke or have constructive feedback about how he acted and continues to act.
That and counting since as of writing this is still very much a hot topic.
Also claimed that he sent a report on the in-game haters to Blizzard and seemingly threatened people who made videos reacting to his content.

Other streamers responses

Some of it was mixed feelings, such as asmongold who was flippy floppy on who was responsible.
Summit1G, made a reaction video basically dying of cringe as he watched Mald defend himself poorly. Where effectively he sides with the streamers having to fucking deal with Mald being a faggot.
Xaryu another WoW tuber, makes an excellent neutral stance video on the topic. Who is a self-admitted fan of Mald. Where he effectively covers other streamers' responses to the events. (sides against Mald)
Not to mention the tens of hundreds of other videos by other creators reacting and giving their pieces. However, ultimately most of these guys were either low-ranking members of Onlyfangs or had no involvement or say in the decision-making. That is until however Sodapoppin gave his reactions and responded.


Sodapoppin as stated previously is the guild leader of Only fangs. The top dog. The one who ultimately is the one who created the very mechanism where this machine of drama clips came from. While not intending for something of this sort to happen. Who really can blame him really. He made a reaction video and deep dive into the incident. Where ultimately he sides with Yamatos and the others. Soda decides at the end of the Mald's actions did play a massive part in the incident and his behavior did not help anything. Hitting Mald with the "why choose to die on this hill" dunk.

This is where as of recently. As I am literally writing this Sodapoppin announced in the discord for the onlyfangs guild that he decided to kick Mald as you can see his reasoning here.

of course however Mald has to get the last word in

My lord this guy CANNOT take any resposibility.

The Conclusion and general loling and lmaoing even:

Mald is a faggot. This is where we Kiwi's and myself can take a victory lap. This is something we have observed before whether it was my previous debriefing on Mald's work ethic or the several hundred pages of evidence to this very idea in this thread. Mald's narcissism is now very clear to anyone beyond a shadow of a doubt. To anyone new here. This has been known for a long time if you simply took a look at anyone beyond Mald giving you the information. He is a liar and fraud. Now that it's mainstream to not like Mald. We're gonna get some good content soon. Mald your hardcore run of your career is coming to a swift end. The crops are blooming and it's bountiful. It will be a great harvest.

What did we learn? Well on top of using your mana pot, Mald you should fucking work on your game instead of yelling over people about a fucking wow character. What is it now 9 years in development hell?

Mald please,

WORK ON YOUR GAME FAGGOT

Spoiler: General ranting from the writer you don't need to read this the post is over

If anyone was wondering Yes I am the guy who went through 164 hours of this faggots vods to figure out he only worked on his game for 15 minutes. Yep, that was me. Now doing this style of post twice. I gotta say. This one easily takes the cake for being way more difficult to write. Since this story is so new and very scattered, Mald has made it a bit difficult since he is in a free fall and is deleting any clips from his own channel, It's extremely hard for me to try to summarize something like this on my own, and with everything being in flux. Ultimately even when I post this I am still not done as I am gonna fix this up. Hopefully, there isn't much for me to fix up as I really do think this can stand as a great overview to help others get a rundown and can find out other aspects on their own. In the meantime. I now have a massive headache and I gotta get back to my IRL responsibilities. So I ask again please remain patient this post is subject to change.

Anyway, I bid you all a farewell for now.

 

[Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzer]

Tiny's personal autistic screecher gayoperative weights in, as well as the Daliban rumblings

 

[Edgy But Dull]

>Be Maldy
>ride to popularity with programmer guru tips and mention past experiences of working at Blizzard knowing people that played WoW eat that shit up
>talk yourself up as a former Mythic raider that knows all about the game, especially classic
>joins streamer guild in Hardcore classic WoW
>play the safest class possible, which is also the class that everyone relies on in Hardcore mode
>constantly plays the most cowardly way possible because as long as you're a turbo pussy, frost mages never die
>eventually gets multiple other streamers killed at lvl 60 by roaching out
>denies any responsibility for not helping and tries to gaslight the WoW community
>the WoW community is turbo autistic and pours over every detail to see what happened and who fucked up, realizing he lied and he's dogshit at the game
>other content creators give him shit, which is a rite of passage for everyone fucking up
>starts seething uncontrollably because he's mentally incapable of accepting fault and people are now upset with him because of that
>more clips come out of him being a hypocrite and giving Moonmoon shit for the exact same thing
>more content creators think he just needs to take the L and drop it but he says content creators are going to get blacklisted for reacting
>goes on a warpath, further threatening other content creators that he's going to build a list and report them to Blizzard and Twitch
>GM is finally forced to gkick him because in a streamer content guild, threatening against making content and getting people banned is the final step too far
>goes to twitter and seetheposts there about getting gkick'd while everyone in the guild is mocking him
>he tried doing a "us vs them" blacklist but he's instead done a "me vs everyone else" and isolated himself from all the streamers he was trying to impress
>it's clear a lot of people already disliked him but now they have the perfect excuse to avoid him and clown on him
>tons of people are learning about his other degen shit like making a 4hr trip to visit a minor, killing multiple ferrets out of incompetence, or being shit at programming
>this is coinciding with him doing an interview with Asmon, causing his tranny predditor audience to rage at him too
>all this because he dropped his mask in a shitty 20yr old MMO
FUCKING CINEMA
Thank you Soda for making the most retarded streamer event so Maldy can out himself in the most inexcusable way possible

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I really hope he continues to escalate this.

 

[sesuu]

*current year* accounts still going strong as always I see....



idk man, walking really fast when someone is going in a door and having them hold it open for you is some pretty 1337 hacker shit.

He has multiple personalities (one of them being an insufferable faggot, the other one with convenient memory lapses) sure sounds like Mr. Robot

I've done a 30 second deep dive into le extraordinary 1337 DEF CON black badge main-frame penatrator hackerman and have determined he is indeed a terminally online insufferable faggot and the awe-inspiring figure of the Mr. Robot series in the flesh.

I will be deleting this post soon as I don't him hacking microsoft and turning off this thread. stay safe

 

[The Wokest]

Okay this has been really entertaining.

I only got an interest in this fag recently after listening to his take during the EU proposal thing
>Live service games that go offline and you can't even play again are fine because they sold you an "experience"

But this wow shit has been kino specially since I used to play years ago like many others, and watching all the clips I'm now considering the enchanter angle since he's been kicked from the guild.
It'd be so funny if he could be gaslighted into giving all the shards and enchanting materials he has hoarded back to the guild as a way of penance, Or as a way to "get back in the guild and apologize"... and after he hands them over just keep him exiled anyway! Thanks for the mats noob

 

[R E T A R D E D]

Third, The Stingray Device
I just found this and its fucking Loony Bins if this is true. The rule of thumb with foreign / unknown devices is that you preserve the data that exists on it. If you believe its could be off a criminal nature, you create a chain of custody, keep the device on, isolated and under custody until you hand it to an individual that will forensically investigate or transport it.

If what he said is true, then that evidence would not be presentable in a court of law. His admitted to tampering with the device, somehow getting root access and then dumping logs and doing other shit. I don't think I would know anyone that would touch a device in this manner if they knew it was going to be turned over to the authorities for a split second. Also while there are absloute retards at DEFCON, I cannot believe for a second that any of this happened.

There are NO media reports of this at all. When there was an arrest a few years ago, (the Wannacry guy), he got his face plastered everywhere and everyone knew. If someone can find anything, hook a brother up.

I am not an avid watcher and this is from a 20 minute search. Annoyingly he rarely if ever dives into anything more than surface level, which makes it hard for him to fuck up and looking quite smart & smug. If I find anything else in my spare time, I'll post it for lulcow shennanigans.

In true Mald fashion I am doubling down on this. I genuinely believe his lied / making up parts of this.

So. I cannot find any record of this incident OUTSIDE of this Youtube clip. No news records, no statements on Defcons website, nothing.

Spoiler: Archive of his story

To take an example, If you google "man arrested for IMSI catcher" you find articles from around the world detailing out an arrest and some other misc. information. These are not common occurrences and in western countries these types of crimes are heavily enforced & can land you some serious jail time. I am not a legal expert, especially in US Federal Communication laws but I suspect if the individual was caught they would be charged under the wiretap law. There is also 2 code statutes but lets say you're in deepshit as it is.

Now granted not every single arrest is newsworthy and will get coverage. The ones that do. typically have some type of interesting background which does make sense. Now annoyingly this could've been open and shut even harder as he says it was Defcon 24. The year JUST before they started the transparency reports. -> http://web.archive.org/web/20241218123024/https://defcon.org/html/links/dc-transparency.html

Expanding even more on the technical side of things. His first statement about the story is about a person trying to place this IMSI catcher/Stingray in a certain room is something I can't understand, why if he had already placed two other catchers would he plant a 3rd in this room and in a room with someone in it & say "can I plug this unknown device in, cheers". I cannot believe someone is that stupid. Secondly, I still don't understand what the fuck is talking about when his talking about screws. If someone smarter than can figure out that rambling, I'd appreciate it.

The last part that I'll mention is him dumping the logs of the device. Now to be clear, this isn't technically difficult. Generally if you have physical access to the box, you can do what you want. Again, I find it difficult to believe that his been able to take out the memory card and then just mount the drive unencrypted and pour through logs, while spergs do exist everywhere that would be a new level of stupidity if true.

Now if for whatever reason he wants to prove this, its very simple. Provide any news article or court record. Anything from a Primary source outside of yourself and no a Challenge is not proof. I can go and buy one and so can any other R E T A R D. I'm happy to be proved wrong.

 

[Gravemind]

Eve Online. too toxic
World of Warcraft, too toxic

what MMO is next? it may be YOURS.

God please let it be XIV, it would be so fucking funny.

 

[NezahualDoomer]

It's so good to see karma live, that's what he gets for abusing the report system of Jewtube and use whatever influence he had to terminate channels that criticized him.

Nobody liked him (content creators) even before outing himself like this, now that he did he just made sure that the other content creators will avoid him completely.

Turns out his typical tirade of :

"I will abuse any power and influence I have to ruin your life"

Doesn't go well when you apply it to people that can fight back and not only that but also are way higher in the food chain than you cunt.

Died by his own ego, he literally ended himself, you just love to see it.

Fucking deserved, I hope this event also helps more people see that bitch Asmongoldstein for what he is, the same as this cunt, a scammer, a grifter, a coward, an egomaniac and overall massive faggots, fuck this Jews.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

FUCKING CINEMA

I love the fact that it is being bad at WoW that is doing him in.

We are so cooked as a generation lmao

 

[SaltyFanta]

>ride to popularity with programmer guru tips and mention past experiences of working at Blizzard knowing people that played WoW eat that shit up

This is something that really gets me about him. It's pretty clear that Mald is using the fact that gamers deify devs to be Mr Popular, and this cracks that image of himself he's created. It's a really immature thing I've noticed devs and people who work on movies do when they're starting out, using that work history to play as a hero, kinda like stolen valor.

I've met gamedevs including Blizz employees they're normal people, it's just another job. I've worked on media for big massive multi-national brands, it's just another job. Not that different than working in a warehouse, or retail. There's no heroism to it, it's very romanticized but it's just a job, and I wish people would stop seeing it as special. But I think people like him fuel that mentality, and I've always kind of had a distaste of him for that.