Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Kirby vacuums]

I begrudgingly appreciate that even the plebbitors on LSF can recognize Jason is a total poser in almost all respects. It always bothered me how Jason achieved virality through absolute midwit bait with his i-am-so-smart credentialism (his credentials aren't even that good).

My personal cope is that all his fans are wannabe skiddies. There's actual (often cringy) infosec streamers who do like HackTheBox but they don't achieve nearly the same popularity. Pseudo-tech streamers like Jason are not in the same playing field as the genuine tech streamers. There are people on twitch coding game engines in C and they get like 40 viewers. No one wants to watch that shit. It's boring and silent because it genuinely requires intense concentration.

Reminds me of TekSyndicate back in the day but even more half ass, even they had some credentials with people working in the industry currently.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

Streamer in the guild opening his tweet today expecting a quick "gg my bad gl guys" lol

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I think he's into men but in denial--hence why he has an attraction to FTM's.

That minor he visited...didn't she troon out too? We know he raised a huge stink about that pedo-hunting spy.pet bot. Between that minor, his ex, and now Shay, is Maldy grooming women to troon out for him so he feels like less of a faggot for liking men?

 

[rockcockricky]

I think this Savix person was mentioned in the thread at one point. They made a video on Maldy and Assmon

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Savix was one of least biased coverage of the original OnlyFangs drama involving Mald imo. He had a long twit response to mald that was very fair to both sides. Mald of course, doubled down.

Edit; I see now the twit is showed in the vid

 

[VanClyde]

That minor he visited...didn't she troon out too? We know he raised a huge stink about that pedo-hunting spy.pet bot. Between that minor, his ex, and now Shay, is Maldy grooming women to troon out for him so he feels like less of a faggot for liking men?

I reaaaaallly feel like there are some deeply rooted mommy-issues that leave him in desdain of women.
That's where i'm gonna leave that at

 

[Edgy But Dull]

I reaaaaallly feel like there are some deeply rooted mommy-issues that leave him in desdain of women.
That's where i'm gonna leave that at

Well didn't his mom leave him and his dad? It's like all the autistic puzzle pieces are falling into place.

 

[74164978231]

Apologies if this has already been posted.
A small YouTuber dropped a video about Ashes of Creation, and is apart of the guild that Mald "blacklisted." TL;DW: To no ones surprise as multiple clips surface of his ego, Pirate is shit at that game, too. Even with over ten thousand members in Pirate's guild, The Federation just stomps them. It's a fun little clip compilation of Mald and his guild getting his shit kicked in. Just figured I'd post it here, since it criticizes Mald, who knows how long it'll stick around.

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God damn this guy is one massive egotistical shithead.

This drama is absolutely retarded but its only as "big" as it is preciesely because the guy is a supreme narcissistic fuckwad.

 

[gorororo]

He actively convinced people on twitter last year to kick a crawler bot from their discords that was hunting pedos. So maybe.

This was the main thing that made me realize something was up with him. My introduction to Jason was through youtube shorts and they were interesting enough and generally positive. I only ever saw a little bit of his streams because I stopped watching once I realized he literally used the same anecdotes over and over again with almost the same phrasing each time. (Also, I'm pretty sure he's a joke thief to some degree. He was telling a story as if it was his own and I distinctly remembering I had seen a twitter screenshot that was practically identical.) Seeing him be so proud and high and mighty about removing the spy.pet thing when I'd already heard about the bot in relation to the boy kisser pedo stuff was the red flag to not trust what Jason says.

Surprised everyone in this thread isn't jumping on the new piRAT moniker lol.

 

[McSneaks]

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Wonder if this is actually true. Not sure when he would have talked about this though

He has definitely talked about this I've seen it in a couple of his shorts when they were popping up like a year ago. Like everything else he says it's just a massive exaggeration/straight up lie (eg. probably something like "my reddit account says my name is Jaython I OWN THE NUBS").

It's part of his pro 1337 hacker persona (despite then streaming 17 hours a day detailing every part of your life and anything you've ever done). Even if you were super autistic and paranoid with hours on your hand you would just...not talk about yourself, not craft intricate fake scenarios about an invented life and then go infiltrate multiple communities and sites for the sole purpose of spreading made-up information about yourself for....some reason.

Notice no one has ever popped up and claimed he was an ex-navy seal with 15 PHD's who literally killed Osama with a minecraft hack, and instead basic, provable shit attached to his name that he's done? Guess his grand plan failed

 

[CaptainGarbage]

I wish Terry A. Davis was alive so he can review PS's code and call him nigger cattle.

I'm not the greatest programmer who ever lived but I looked over his code (post #483). I just prayed to God to have Terry send me a message and Terry responded with "he's grade A nigger cattle with bird ideas"

This may be possible using OpenGMK (gamemaker 8 tool) from the github repo using a cursory glance. I'm not willing to buy his game to test this though.

I tried decomping his game and I couldn't find a decomp tool that supported the version he was using, I did manage to decomp his demo for shartbound but it was old and didn't have anything of use because it was tiny and short as fuck.

[video of maldy being grade a nigger cattle]
Source: 59:34-1:00:22
Jason explains how one long switch case statement is efficient because "switches turn into a jump in the compiler"

Literally pointless in GameMaker Studio. It's like shaving all your hair off so you can run faster or weigh less. It will not make a lick of difference in either scenario. Since this narrative switch can only ever be called once for each narrative choice, the performance impact on the game will be negligible, and likely immeasurable. It's so pointless I am having trouble thinking of something more pointless, the only thing I can think of is caching small or non-expensive computations like math.sqrt(4) or 2 + 2., but even this is on the same level of pointlessness...

The way I understand it is that in GameMaker Studio, it will compile the GML code into an intermediate bytecode that is executed by the runtime interpreter. The bytecode may optimize switch statements to use lookup tables, binary search, or simple jump tables, depending on the nature of the cases (dense or sparse case values -> Dense: O(1) or Sparse: O(log n) or O(1) for hash maps). Also he has no way of knowing what it will reduce to, unless he decomps his own game and ensure it's translated into a jump table and not a binary search or lookup table. (which there is no way in hell this fucktard is doing so) Like I said in my original post about his code, Data-Driven Design is the choice here using something like JSON. Also, if he truly wanted something like a jump/lookup table, he could have programmed the game as such. But he's way to retarded to do so.

The performance of the switch would only matter if:

• It were being called in a tight loop or frequently during gameplay. (it's not)
• You were targeting extremely constrained hardware (retro consoles, embedded systems). (he isn't)
• The switch is so large and unoptimized that it noticeably slowed the game (unlikely with GameMaker's runtime optimizations). (it doesn't)

also i called it in post #483 Someone told him switch-cases are performant and mald decided "omgwtfbbq switch-cases for everything!"

"I spent 10 years optimizing a switch case statement with 1000+ choices. Now it runs in 0.0000001 seconds instead of 0.000001 seconds. The players will definitely notice this during their 2-minute furry fueled gooning break!"

Problem isn't that the code is bad. Honestly, who even really cares. The problem is when you role-play as the greatest programmer to ever exist while writing shit code. This ruffles feathers and causes this reaction.

Exactly.

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I've been away for awhile working and seeing what this has evolved into since the original thread posting, my god. fucking kek.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

What makes me most confident here is that one clip where he drops something and you hear an "oh shit!" in what is mostly the old nerd voice because the brief panic made him drop the training and he was leaning away from the mic which loses the proximity effect.

Took me a bit but I found the clip! I misremembered the scenario: it wasn't that he dropped something, rather he killed a shiny pal in palworld. Less extreme than I had remembered it, honestly, but there is still a significant step toward the old voice when excited and not eating the mic.

Surprised this hasn't been posted in here yet. It sounds like his actual voice slips out there towards the end. Not 100% sure though, but I figured this would be worth posting.

Ghost Archive | Preserve Tube

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Well didn't his mom leave him and his dad? It's like all the autistic puzzle pieces are falling into place.

His childhood didn't make sense. Apparently he got his internship at a young age 15/16/17 and his interaction with his dad seems to be decent enough to have his dad appear on his streams. But then he keeps saying he's had a shitty childhood and have said that he has been homeless in his teens. So where is his dad there? I mentioned this in this thread before and people told me that it could be because his dad is divorced so he may not be living with his dad but again, he got his internship early so his dad must be in contact with him. Even if his dad is in a different state in a different blizzard office (I didn't look into this), he could hook up his kid with an internship, powerful enough to let his kid mald be shit at the job and fail upwards but somehow also homeless? There's probably so many lies in here that it's hard to tell which one is at least real.

 

[NezahualDoomer]

I reaaaaallly feel like there are some deeply rooted mommy-issues that leave him in desdain of women.
That's where i'm gonna leave that at

When I was playing his shit "game" it is shown in that game that his mother (his main protagonist is a self insert) was a bad guy in his game, hell, it's even a "boss fight" and it is shown as if his mother outrights hate them both, himself and his dad, his dad isn't shown as a hero either but it is treated in a way that he seems to care a bit for him.

One of the dialogues of the mom is arguing with his dad about how he is always coddling him and letting him get his way etc.

Took me a bit but I found the clip! I misremembered the scenario: it wasn't that he dropped something, rather he killed a shiny pal in palworld. Less extreme than I had remembered it, honestly, but there is still a significant step toward the old voice when excited and not eating the mic.

He is faking his voice seriously that clip is enough to show his voice is way too inconsistent.

 

[kiwirevolving]

By the way, Mald and his mods are starting to delete VODs and shortening all clips to 5 seconds.

no surprise considering jason is notorious for taking down any videos talking about his past

feels like he's just scared about people finding out about his past, and tries to shut down drama like this before it gains more attention and people start digging more into him. but at the same time his ego won't let him to just stfu, and instead writes those long ass posts while sounding like a faggot (like "WHOA, UMMM... OKAY, SOOO...")

 

[SSJ4Goku]

Did Asmonbald ever acknowledge the fact that literally every single person but him thinks pirate did nothing wrong? Also its very funny that the bitch defends pirat and is suddenly on his channel to talk about a game together.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Not sure if this was posted,

But, it does make a good point the Elon Musk has a way bigger sense of humor about his gaming than Maldy

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Not sure if this was posted,

But, it does make a good point the Elon Musk has a way bigger sense of humor about his gaming than Maldy
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Isn't yilongma the alibaba owner who the ccp disappeared?

 

[CrunkLord420]

Optimizations for GameMaker Version Whatever are only relevant to GameMaker Version Whatever. It's not applicable to anything else. Of course Jason has to be maximally smug and obnoxious about it something which is essentially a niche trivia factoid, if even true.

For the record, I like switch cases. Enum jump tables are kino.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

One of mald's favorite brags about his heartbound game is his lighting 'system'. He would walk up to his character to a window and light would shine on his pixelated character. He's really proud that it took minimal resources despite it being real time.

I don't program shit but this didn't sound impressive to me cause it sounded like a simple check and then changing the pixel colors of the character but what do I know.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Isn't yilongma the alibaba owner who the ccp disappeared?

No, that's Jack "Pony" Ma. Yi Long Ma is the Chinese guy who looks like Elon Musk and plays that up on social media with face filters and whatever to make himself look more like Elon.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

to be honest it could have worked but the Gmaster should have done background checks to make sure that everyone joining the guild is not a faggot

Both of you are in the wrong. The hardcore streaming guild is paying off wonderfully. Content is flowing and way more people are paying attention to these guys than before. If anything, they did exactly the right thing by choosing to stream hardcore because high stakes = tension = interesting streams.

Streamers are dramafags, even when they claim not to be.