Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Cheesy Beavy]

@supersonic chris while we’re asking the pooner questions, I don’t think I saw confirmation on this. Are you autistic? Genuinely asking.

Or is the autism thing mostly MtF?

 

[Surfin Terf]

Thread favorite, The Pooned Out Lawyer got into an argument with a TERF on twitter. It was posted in the Transgender Litigation and Legislation thread, but I think it belongs here so I'm quoting it below

Full text of the reply to professional tranny known as "Pissed off Lawyer"

"We think you’ve gone and fvcked us all over because you couldn’t settle for being treated like everyone else, that’s how. No, you had to be the center of attention, and to validate your own delusions by sterilizing and mutilating other people’s kids, and removing them from their homes. You also destroyed women’s safe spaces, ruined women’s sports, got women raped and murdered, and gave the schools the power to lie to parents about the physical safety of their own children.

Now the backlash is coming, and instead apologizing for dragging all of us down with you - because that is absolutely what you are doing - you’re desperately and despicably trying to pin the blame on gays and lesbians who have never wanted anything more than to be tolerated and left the fvck alone to live our lives.

Your inappropriate, entitled, and predatory behavior has provoked such overwhelming, incredulous disgust that people who didn’t mind gays - or even trans people - a decade ago now can’t wait to shove us all back in the closet and lock the door forever.

And who can blame them? You’ve done an excellent job of ruining the reputation of the entire LGBT community, and of destroying every last bit of the progress that took decades of careful, deliberate inoffensiveness, and respect for the boundaries and values of the rest of society to achieve. Thank you so much.

We spent fifty years trying to show straight people that we aren’t just a bunch of degenerate freaks who can’t wait to convert their children, that we don’t want to tear up the social fabric, or spit on their values, and what do you do?

You march down streets chanting 'we’re coming for your children'; you force your way into women’s spaces in order to sexually exploit both the spaces and their female occupants; you convince millions of children that they’re 'born in the wrong body,' and need hormones and surgery in order to be themselves - not because you care about their wellbeing, of course, but because you think that the existence of so-called 'trans kids' validates the claims of trans-pretending adults; you demand that that all of society change its definitions of man and woman, male and female, sex and gender, boy and girl; you insist that everyone cater to you, lie to and for you, and put you on a pedestal as the sacred Victim Caste; you demand the perversion of science, you threaten and even attack women at their own events, you urge violence against women at yours, and you commit all manner of perverse, deviant, and unbelievably disgusting sexual acts in women’s spaces — which you film, and then upload to the internet so that the whole world can see how incredibly fvcking sick you are.

In short, you come along and bring every fear and every homophobic stereotype they’ve ever believed to loud, demanding, rainbow colored life. You separated mentally unstable children from their parents, preventing them from getting real therapy, and some of those children _died_ — how the fvck did you think people were going to react to that?

And now you don’t even have the decency to admit what you’ve done; instead you’re trying to pin this on the people who spent the last decade doing everything we could to undo the damage you have caused, and to stave off the catastrophic results of your unhinged, entitled, predatory actions. If we do get through the next four years without losing the right to marry, or hell, the right to be openly gay, it will be entirely due to the people you deride as 'fascist bootlickers' — the same people who got you your rights in the first place, you ungrateful, greedy gang of petulant children — and their unceasing efforts to mitigate the cataclysm that you have unleashed upon us all with your insanely selfish behavior. * Oh, yeah - and stop claiming to be Romani, you ridiculous, hysterical, culturally appropriative pathological liar. We’ve had this discussion, and I’ve got the receipts — you’re about as much of a Romani as you are a man. #LGBWithoutTheT"

A little update, Queen TERF responded

In addition, the TERF goes on to further wreck Erica, primarily about her claiming to be Romani (thread reader link (x)). Quoted below (without the attached images)

Ok, Erica - we can do this.

You didn’t block me for being racist; I never said a single derogatory word about the Romani or any other race. Personal criticism of you isn’t automatically racist just because you go around pretending to be a racial minority - it wouldn’t be even if you actually were one.

No, you blocked me because I caught you lying about being a “real life Gypsy,” so you yelled racism as a distraction - just like you’re doing now.

All the actual racism, though, was and is coming from you. Attacking people for being white, even if they aren’t, is every bit as racist as attacking people for being black, and making hateful generalizations about white people is just as racist as making hateful generalizations about any other race.

I also found it ironic that you had no problem with calling _me_ white like it was an insult, even after you learned that my grandfather actually did have some Romani heritage. I guess it’s only racism if it’s directed at you.

My grandfather was only 1/4 Romani, of course, but unlike you, he actually looked it. Even I look more Romani than you do, and I look pretty white. You’re so white that you look like you’re descended from a potato, though, and no matter what you may try to claim about your features, the only noticeable difference between you and the next white woman is that gross, scruffy neckbeard and that constantly angry facial expression that makes you look like you haven’t been able to sh!t for a week. You talk a lot about trans joy, but you sure don’t seem to be experiencing it.

You have repeatedly claimed to have been “raised in the Romani culture,” but somehow you don’t seem to know anything about the traditions a Romani woman would have been expected to follow, beyond being “ultrafeminine.”

In fact, your knowledge of Romani culture is obviously extremely shallow, limited to a few basic facts that you repeat over and over again. There’s no depth to it; you know nothing that can’t be learned by a quick scan of a few Wikipedia pages, and everything you do seem to know is about the persecution they endured. What a shock.

You also claimed to be writing a book about the Romani from an “insider’s perspective,” but you apparently had no idea that doing so would violate cultural taboos that are so strong that they kept Romani survivors of the Holocaust/Porajmos from talking to historians - or anyone else - about their experiences in German hands, and have been a significantly limiting factor for scholars seeking to study Romani culture in general and the Porajmos in particular. (This is a fact that every serious student of WWII and/or the Holocaust is well aware of, but you claimed that the history was “repressed” by outside forces.)

When I called you out on the book claim, you provided this picture as “proof” that you were writing one. The problem with that is that these aren’t titles that would help you with the book you claimed to be writing. Made any progress since May, btw?

Along with a few books by outsiders about “Gypsy” history in Europe, you also have “Gypsy Sorcery and Fortune Telling” (I’m sure that’s a helpful, factual source), an introduction to the Romani language (an odd thing to have, since you’ve claimed to have grown up speaking it), a book about a Belgian boy who ran away from home to “live with the gypsies,” and “Star of Gypsies,” which is a science fiction novel about the Romani in outer space, and their homeworld. That’s not exactly the sort of material that’s going to help you write a book about US Romani culture from an insider’s perspective; it’s more like the stack of books you’d end up with if you checked out everything that came up when you searched your local library’s catalog for the word “gypsy.”

I’m not even sure why you’d need any research material at all, actually, given that you’re supposedly writing a book about your own experiences and the culture in the United States that you say you grew up in, not a general history of the Romani in Europe.

On the other hand, this kind of reading list would give you the information you’ve been using to pass yourself off as Romani to people who don’t know any better.

(You also seem to think, despite all evidence to the contrary, that you’re extremely attractive. Maybe autoandrophilia really does exist after all.)

By this point in the discussion, you’d stooped to claims that your family was “all up on” a book (and you’re a lawyer?), racist remarks about white people, and repeatedly rage-tweeting “cope and seethe.” You also provided a picture of a man whom you claimed was your grandfather that was obviously from a book; you didn’t have any actual pictures of him for some strange reason.

Not only that; in between your racist comments about white people, you took the time to accuse me of racism, because apparently contradicting your bullshit claims is somehow derogatory towards Romani people as a whole.

When I wouldn’t let you get away with that, you blocked me….and then immediately changed your bio from “half Romani Gypsy” to read “rebellious Romani soul.”

Hmm, I wonder why. It’s not exactly the action of someone whose family used the term amongst themselves, which is what you had initially claimed.

You’re a liar, Erica, and you’re very obviously obsessed with being seen as a victim. Every single thing you say about yourself is said with that in mind. It’s why you pretend to be Romani — so that you can go around telling people how much of a victim it makes you. I can’t find a single comment from you about that part of your “heritage” that doesn’t include some reference to how oppressed they are.

You don’t talk about the culture in any real way, but you sure do like to lecture people about how much the Romani - and by extension, you - have suffered. You think that experiencing prejudice or hardship makes you special, and better than other people — that much is blindingly obvious. It doesn’t; it just makes you unlucky.

It’s clearly vital to your sense of self worth to be seen as the nobly suffering victim of a cruel and prejudiced society; so vital that when gay people started to gain real acceptance, you had to transition so that you could retain that special status as the most Victimy Victim Ever to be Victimized. I guess being a lesbian just didn’t make you feel persecuted enough any more. Being “trans” gets you the best of both worlds, though - that aura of victimhood, the praise and adulation of the left, and criticism that you can point to and call oppression.

What you fail to realize is that worth and value don’t come from being treated badly, or from experiencing suffering. Worth, value, and maturity all come from the struggle of overcoming those things, and from how you react to them, not from wallowing in your oppression like a hog in a mud hole, or shoving the tragic history of the culture you’ve appropriated into everyone’s face so they can treat you with what you feel is the appropriate amount of reverence. Misfortune isn’t what builds character; suffering doesn’t ennoble you; and the mistreatment of your so-called ancestors wouldn’t make you better than other people, or deserving of special privileges and attention, even if you were telling the truth.

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You also seem to think, despite all evidence to the contrary, that you’re extremely attractive. Maybe autoandrophilia really does exist after all

 

[Male Idiot]

I don't think she's clinically retarded, or that it's something like "statutory rape," it's just an obvious dynamic of an amoral pervert correctly recognizing someone who is all at once stupid from her tranny delusions, stupid from her relative inexperience at life, and eager to do anything to fit in. Being a dumb young pooner, she is far more likely than even the dumbest twink the same age to do whatever he asks, and far, far more likely than even the most wanton hoe who still calls herself a woman.

There are whole subsets of the gay "kink" community that have a thing for pooners and I think we all know why that is.

This could be a very big culture shock, but 27 is nowhere near young.
You need to be a fully developed and functioning adult by that time if your chromosomes are normal.

Remember, at 27 you can drive a car, which is way more dangerous than most perverts. It is 2-4 tons of metal that an idiot can use to make a dozen nearby pedestrians into red paste with.

This just looks like 3 perverts to me.

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Why would anyone want to be a gypsy? It is like Pajeet but significantly worse.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Why would anyone want to be a gypsy? It is like Pajeet but significantly worse.

You’re a liar, Erica, and you’re very obviously obsessed with being seen as a victim. Every single thing you say about yourself is said with that in mind. It’s why you pretend to be Romani — so that you can go around telling people how much of a victim it makes you. I can’t find a single comment from you about that part of your “heritage” that doesn’t include some reference to how oppressed they are.

You don’t talk about the culture in any real way, but you sure do like to lecture people about how much the Romani - and by extension, you - have suffered. You think that experiencing prejudice or hardship makes you special, and better than other people — that much is blindingly obvious. It doesn’t; it just makes you unlucky.

It’s clearly vital to your sense of self worth to be seen as the nobly suffering victim of a cruel and prejudiced society; so vital that when gay people started to gain real acceptance, you had to transition so that you could retain that special status as the most Victimy Victim Ever to be Victimized. I guess being a lesbian just didn’t make you feel persecuted enough any more. Being “trans” gets you the best of both worlds, though - that aura of victimhood, the praise and adulation of the left, and criticism that you can point to and call oppression.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

. I was raised in a very progressive community.

It sounds like you were either raised by a Lesbian Commune or the Ellen Jamesians.

Feminists are notoriously bad at making being a woman look appealing and love to constantly point out gender differences. Constant remarks about how woman suffer and are victims of men. Remarks about how men have it so easy, and woman have it hard.

Yes, all that AND simultaneously insisting there are no real differences between men and women.

The common issues are mostly loss of sensitivity/ability to orgasm. I do not masturbate due to dysphoria, so IMHO its much lower risk for me, because the most common issue isn't an issue to me.

So you're celibate?
I've said a number of times that most Pooners have never actually been with a man. Find yourself a guy who knows what to do, and experience what it is to be a woman.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

She's still seething.

https://x.com/legaltweetz/status/1884944933179773160

 

[Procrastinhater]

The Pooned Out Lawyer got into an argument with a TERF on twitter. It was posted in the Transgender Litigation and Legislation thread, but I think it belongs here so I'm quoting it below

I love that response. Whoever that lesbian is who posted it is I salute you, absolutely smoked that delusional senpakku eye bitch.
100% accurate and something I'd wager a lot of LGB alphabet folk have been wanting to say to the T's for a long time.

The fags spent 50 years, since the 1960's slowly trying to get society to, if not accept them, at least tolerate them, on the understanding and condition that they just wanted to live their lives in peace, then in less than a decade the Cult siezes power, and in an orgy of open fetish displays and perversion, sets out to confirm every negative stereotype and warning the Religious Right have ever said about the Alphabet people, proving Slippery Slope was not a myth after all.

After parents the people with the most justification to despise Troons are probably the fags, and it looks like they're finally starting to say it out loud.

Also
>the only noticeable difference between you and the next white woman is that gross, scruffy neckbeard and that constantly angry facial expression that makes you look like you haven’t been able to sh!t for a week

 

[supersonic chris]

@supersonic chris while we’re asking the pooner questions, I don’t think I saw confirmation on this. Are you autistic? Genuinely asking.

Or is the autism thing mostly MtF?

Yes i'm autistic. diagnosed level 2 when i was around 6.

Find yourself a guy who knows what to do, and experience what it is to be a woman.

Where do i find something that doesn't exist

C Men dont want to fuck pooners nor would they know what theyre doing

 

[Jacques1194]

Whats with TIPs and threatening to rape people in the bathroom? First the TIMs claimed that they'll steal women's husbands and now we got this pooner claiming that she'll totally show off her "7 incher". Seriously, I'm sure threatening to rape people will totally convince society that you should be let into any bathroom.

 

[Procrastinhater]

C Men dont want to fuck pooners nor would they know what theyre doing

Paging @JimiHendrix we got a job for you.

 

[Magic Pickle]

C Men dont want to fuck pooners nor would they know what theyre doing

Factually untrue: @JimiHendrix is a renowned pooner porker.

 

[YWNBAM]

Whats with TIPs and threatening to rape people in the bathroom? First the TIMs claimed that they'll steal women's husbands and now we got this pooner claiming that she'll totally show off her "7 incher". Seriously, I'm sure threatening to rape people will totally convince society that you should be let into any bathroom.
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Awww, look at you all scawwy and rapey. Just don't forget your 7incher at home, lil dood

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Where do i find something that doesn't exist

C Men dont want to fuck pooners nor would they know what theyre doing

I'm sure you'll find someone who'll take pity on you.

 

[Male Idiot]

Can't quote a quote only post, but why especially a gypsy? She isn't even brown. The thing that even Indians don't want to own up to being related to?

Why not... anything else? 1/32 Cherokee anyone? Ukranian? Basque? Irish? Eskimo? Uiyghur? Or, well, oy vey, jew?

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Whats with TIPs and threatening to rape people in the bathroom? First the TIMs claimed that they'll steal women's husbands and now we got this pooner claiming that she'll totally show off her "7 incher". Seriously, I'm sure threatening to rape people will totally convince society that you should be let into any bathroom.
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ahhhh butch lesbian with facial hair im so scared ahhhhh

 

[my penis is on fire]

What the fuck

 

[Mellorine]

Alegria pooner. That's like ugly times ugly. Has that rancid art style been a conspiracy to normalize tiny heads on "men" and giant hands on "women" all along?

 

[Kent Allard]

conclusion to draw is to recognize frivolity is the

Can't quote a quote only post, but why especially a gypsy? She isn't even brown. The thing that even Indians don't want to own up to being related to?

Why not... anything else? 1/32 Cherokee anyone? Ukranian? Basque? Irish? Eskimo? Uiyghur? Or, well, oy vey, jew?

Cause nobody ever accused the Gypsies of trying to take over the world.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Don't mean to derail, but I was looking for this image a while ago to make sure it appeared in this thread, and only found it now (by accident). I'm still not certain it wasn't posted here already, because there are a few similar pictures, but such is the trouble with searching text for images.

Previous/similar Pooner Identification Charts in this thread here.

keywords Pooner Alignment Chart: Lawful Enby, Neutral Fakeboi, Chaotic Trutrans.

 

[Jessica Fletcher]

Can't quote a quote only post, but why especially a gypsy? She isn't even brown. The thing that even Indians don't want to own up to being related to?

Why not... anything else? 1/32 Cherokee anyone? Ukranian? Basque? Irish? Eskimo? Uiyghur? Or, well, oy vey, jew?

Maybe she's of the Irish Traveler 'gypsies' and decided to spice it up for diversity points. There are a few enclaves of them in the United States.