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It would have to eat about 100 pounds of gunt just to get to it.
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Maker's Mark
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The moment the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, Ralph is going to be hollering again.
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Dead board.
Dead piggy.
Dead mama and papa.
All's dead. Time to shut it down.
Dead piggy.
Dead mama and papa.
All's dead. Time to shut it down.
This is the calm before the storm.
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Looking forward to seeing his greasy filtered face next week because of the Super Bowl and he has to cry and pout to ask for his phone
Sam Losco's Wife
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If he's actually sobered up it'll be a month or two before we get good content again when he falls off the wagon. The first bit will be him congratulating himself and saying how hard it was and this time it's for real, etc etc.
jewsernotfound
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you know, it's not uncommon for patients/students of rehab facilities to stick around after graduation as staff members. usually receiving a stipend plus room and board for their services.
can you picture a world where you call up a mexican rehab facility as an english speaking person and they have to transfer you to their english interpreter intake coordinator: the rage pig
can you picture a world where you call up a mexican rehab facility as an english speaking person and they have to transfer you to their english interpreter intake coordinator: the rage pig
Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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“DEW YEW HAVE ANY DRUGS?! GIVE ‘EM T’ME AN’ AH’LL MAKE SURE THEY GET DISPOSED OF (dolphin laugh)!”
Braphamut
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If he thought he could pick up easy chicks, he'd try.
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That’s how “rehabs” work here, not in Mexico. Ralph might need to choose between coughing up a few K to get out of “rehab,” or face being a drug mule to pay off his debts.
It’s going to be disappointing if he’s in some court ordered rehab stateside. He needs a low-cost “Mexican rehab” arc.
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Jew-ish
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Due to recent happenings, I choose to believe Ralph is moving to Gaza
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Is the Punished Ralph Vengeance arc upon us?
Ralph will be Trump's Governor-General of Trumpistan (formally know as Palestine).
Mynameisdark
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Safe to say, Ralph never went to rehab. A man on recovery wouldn't post this. Literally a slideshow of when his life was better, he was healthier, and the title implies it's everyone else's fault. He's the same pilled out egg head rage pig.
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FEBRUARY FOOLS, BISH. I AINT GOING TO NO REHAB. NOTHIN' BUT COLD TURKEY FOR THE RALPHAMALE!!!
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If it's all speculation, you can schedule tweets. Could have been done to stir a little relevance.
Or he ran out of pesos for rehab. IDK.
Or he ran out of pesos for rehab. IDK.
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Optimistic take is he's finally realized his life is unrecoverable and is looking for pity asspats before making the long trot to the slaughterhouse.
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Does he even have an audience to come back to? The last time I tried to watch his stream to have a laugh at the bog hog he was blaring classical Christmas symphonies for what felt like an hour and I turned it off.
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That was like a real episode of the Killstream, Ralph did nothing but played music and thought about a bunch of people that don't care about him.