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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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you know, it's not uncommon for patients/students of rehab facilities to stick around after graduation as staff members. usually receiving a stipend plus room and board for their services.

can you picture a world where you call up a mexican rehab facility as an english speaking person and they have to transfer you to their english interpreter intake coordinator: the rage pig
 
you know, it's not uncommon for patients/students of rehab facilities to stick around after graduation as staff members. usually receiving a stipend plus room and board for their services.

can you picture a world where you call up a mexican rehab facility as an english speaking person and they have to transfer you to their english interpreter intake coordinator: the rage pig
“DEW YEW HAVE ANY DRUGS?! GIVE ‘EM T’ME AN’ AH’LL MAKE SURE THEY GET DISPOSED OF (dolphin laugh)!”
 
you know, it's not uncommon for patients/students of rehab facilities to stick around after graduation as staff members. usually receiving a stipend plus room and board for their services.

can you picture a world where you call up a mexican rehab facility as an english speaking person and they have to transfer you to their english interpreter intake coordinator: the rage pig
That’s how “rehabs” work here, not in Mexico. Ralph might need to choose between coughing up a few K to get out of “rehab,” or face being a drug mule to pay off his debts.

It’s going to be disappointing if he’s in some court ordered rehab stateside. He needs a low-cost “Mexican rehab” arc.
 
Ralph has posted... something.

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Local copy of "The Calm Before The Storm":




EDIT: Spotted at 02:31 by Haroooo

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If it's all speculation, you can schedule tweets. Could have been done to stir a little relevance.
Or he ran out of pesos for rehab. IDK.
Optimistic take is he's finally realized his life is unrecoverable and is looking for pity asspats before making the long trot to the slaughterhouse.
 
Does he even have an audience to come back to? The last time I tried to watch his stream to have a laugh at the bog hog he was blaring classical Christmas symphonies for what felt like an hour and I turned it off.
 
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