Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

The homoerotic stuff is entirely baffling to me. Does anyone give a shit? Real question. Educate me, boys.

The paypigs for both Aaron and Nick are HAPPY to abide child neglect, swinging, cucking, and serious drug addiction. What's a little cum between men? (Paging DESTINY.)

We've normalized men fucking each other for about 40 years.

Let's just hypothesize that either Nick or Aaron admitted tomorrow that they fucked each other in some coke/ketamine/alcohol-induced stupor...

... Is the idea that every working-class sub-IQ Trumper paypig would abandon their orbit? I somehow doubt it.

(I don't happen to believe that Aaron and Nick engaged in gay sex but that's beside the point. I can't figure out why it even matters.)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The homoerotic stuff is entirely baffling to me. Does anyone give a shit? Real question. Educate me, boys.

It is inconsequential which sexuality is crassly displayed for the world to see. The degeneracy is never ok, keep it in your bedroom, it is not for the public.
The gay factor just makes it funnier because Nick behaves like a fag, but refuses to straight up come out of the closet, yet at the same time accused Aaron of being gay and slobbering his cum.

The dichotomy of contradicting narratives is what makes it extra special.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Aaron's biggest problem is that on-stream lick of his face by a mostly unclothed Nick. It didn't come across as anything like a joke. Nick seemed into it and Aaron's reaction wasn't what I would have expected.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Well, it'll be "very soon" when looked at on an "age of the universe" type scale... (At least, that's how Nick's lying ass would view it in order to TECHNICALLY not be lying...)

Sorry you can't think on geological timelines or whatever.

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Nick seemed into it and Aaron's reaction wasn't what I would have expected.

I never noticed Aaron's reaction to it before.

 

[AnOminous]

Kino Casino saw the coke for what it is and correctly identified Nick as being under the influence.
Claiming the trained police officer cannot come to that conclusion when those two faggots could is just funny beyond reason.

Yeah, it wasn't even just our tard forum who called it right, it was a morbidly obese autist who showed his shaved asshole on camera and a retarded ex-cokehead who totally called it right. Over these so-called lawyers.

And lmao at the mere thought that a cop specifically trained to recognize drug behavior was necessary to recognize what THIS was.

Show this to any random normie. What is it?

A) Completely normal behavior
B) A guy with cocaine obviously on his nose
C) A guy with cocaine obviously on his nose with bruxism from the cocaine
D) A guy with cocaine obviously on his nose with bruxism from the cocaine while masturbating
E) A guy with cocaine obviously on his nose with bruxism from the cocaine while getting a blowjob from a Minnesota 4

So yeah there's apparently a certification in recognizing dope fiend behaviors. But you don't need one to see what is happening with this tiny animated gif of a faggot obviously displaying all the obvious signs that totally out of control cokeheads display.

(I don't happen to believe that Aaron and Nick engaged in gay sex but that's beside the point. I can't figure out why it even matters.)

IMO the instant you're in a room with another dude and you're both naked and having sex, no matter with whom, it's gay. It's just a question of HOW gay. It doesn't even matter if you're on opposite ends of the room.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

True. We're at the idle speculation and gossip "relief" of the story.

Except the speculation and gossip ITT turned into a felony plea starting 10, 12, 36 months ago depending on how you count. (As for the moral issues about the kids, you're absolutely right @Friend of Dorothy Parker.)

There continues to be several stray plotlines that are either ridiculous or legitimately interesting depending on the day:

• Divorce arc, settlement, custody? One kid will be 18 in November. Will he have anything to say?
• Revenge porn conviction? Upcoming trial? Kayla testifying, Keanu and Geno no-show? Should Geno be on Aaron's show (he appeared mere days ago) considering he's a witness against Aaron - lol?
• Cyber crimes against Nick? Wtf is going on with that?
• HRO against an Inklaw? Whatever, Nick. Take your best shot.
• Montograph bankrupting Rekieta?

Then there's this side-drama in which Nick is baiting Aaron to say something, anything to get him in trouble (mention of Kayla, anything defamatory, etc). Since the revenge porn charge, Aaron's not taken the bait. Nick keeps trying.

The general problem with Rekieta is Main Character Syndrom. He's trying to stay relevant and operates best with an enemy (Null, us, Aaron, Sean). This means that we feed his narc ego and yet "fight fight fight fight fight" isn't going so well for him.

I'm just content knowing we have all this to look forward to! And the best part is it's gonna take a while. Also I agree with others here....WHERE THE HELL IS THAT 5K LOCALS GIFT NICK????

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

But I'm glad you reminded me of the "I pretended to be gay in college" thing. I don't like "he's gay" as an insult or speculation about that based on "no straight guy would...," but based on some recent comment of his, seems he's embracing it for real. Perhaps his sardonic wit flew over my pretty little head, and he was only pretending (again) to be retarded gay to shock the prudes, but "I'm gay, too," or whatever exactly he wrote, read as him coming closer to being out & proud, or at least poised to start talking "fluidity."

I agree that Rekieta has been acting very gay in the last 1+ years, but with him supposedly pretending to be gay in college, to the extent that this is true and that he was a male cheerleader in order to try and snag Kayla, well that sounds like something out of a movie, where Nick is the hero who overcomes being a nerd and wins the hot girl in the end.

I have some doubts about how much bullshit is in this story. Let's say he did "pretend" to be gay to get close to Kayla, how long was this for? Was it a single time when they first met?

Was it for a week? Was it for 3+ months?

Because I think Nick has tried to give the impression that it was for at least a month, because his life is just like a movie, man. But it was probably only the case for his first two meetings with Kayla.

Remember, he had a diamond stud earring BEFORE his 'pretend' to be gay arc. What a faggot!

Who on earth could possibly check all these boxes? That level of hostility would seem to rule out Dan and Sharilynn in part because you'd think that after they stepped up to the plate with all that babysitting duty during the CHIPS case, a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here (optimistic to ever expect that trait from Nick, I know). Moreover you'd think he'd be less inclined to so publicly burn bridges with Dan and Sharilynn when they'd be important to keep friendly for future babysitting and chauffeur duty whenever Bob and Celeste are too busy traveling the world, at least out of sheer self-interest that can motivate Nick even if gratitude isn't in his repertoire. For those reasons it's more likely to be that sister-in-law or some lesser-known cousin that Nick's threatened litigation will hopefully make famous.

I read this as him talking about Aaron, but maybe I am wrong.

I have a theory that a lot of his remaining subscribers on LOCALS are the same crowd that he picked up in 2022 with his first banning from youtube. That crowd had a lot of people who became annual subscribers, and they did it in October. To keep them on for another year, Nick needed to pretend that he's not permanently stuck in the cuck corner. I think that explains the attempts to stream and the frequent soonposting.

Happy 8000 pages kiwifriends!

Any news on those locals streams/5k locals gifts?

All 3 people who still pay/post should be excited. 5 posts in 2 days:

I mean he's being welcomed for a single day of their event which is the first day and then shipped out back to Minnesota. I also anticipate that the reason he was invited to begin with was that Melton assumed April would be coming with him.

No. April is tool old for Melton.

 

[Melty Butter]

Dumb but also funny. Nick is posting from Reddit - Steel Toe Boring Show - a Dabbleverse subreddit.

Context: Wheelchair Johnny has a new Internet girlfriend. She is a refugee from the Rekieta fandom (@Himedall All-seeing Waifu may be able to figure it out - she talks of a passport before visiting MN to see Johnny, so probably a Canadian given the accent.)

This content started at about 4:18:00 through the end of STMS for about 20 min. It's ridiculously wholesome. Cute, even.

Meanwhile, Rekieta is obsessed. Can someone please give him a job or make him stream? This is embarrassing.



Edit to Add:

Shade on Emily D Baker:


And coke is fine bc #racism:

 

[Grayback]

God damn he's so dishonest. He lies like he breathes.

( twitter )
( twitter )

Nooooo, stalker child, I was not being derogatory! I merely inserted an innocuous little detail between insults about Sean's weight and his alleged dishonesty, and meant nothing by it at all! I wasn't attempting to paint Sean as a neeeeeeerd, no, of course not! Ho ho ho, imagine being so badly mistaken, you simple, foolish audience, yet again!

 

[Folgers Can]

I read this as him talking about Aaron, but maybe I am wrong.

It wasn't clear from that tweet alone but it was continuing his discussion from another tweet posted here earlier, where he first fixated on one specific mentally ill in-law who is responsible for turning other in-laws against him independently from Aaron:

God damn he's so dishonest. He lies like he breathes.

I don't get it, is he saying that @Potentially Criminal said (or ever would say) that Geno's testimony could never be compelled across state lines? All 50 states have reciprocal statutes for that exact purpose and it's done all the time as Sean well knows and probably even personally grappled with in practice on both sides of the versus, so Nick has to be making this up.

At most the consensus seemed to be that the state obviously can do it, but wasn't certain to bother investing the time and expense into doing it as opposed to avoiding it with some marginal concessions in a plea deal. That opinion isn't somehow made incorrect by the state's decision to make that investment now as it turns out. I don't get it.

 

[Melty Butter]

God damn he's so dishonest. He lies like he breathes.

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Nooooo, stalker child, I was not being derogatory! I merely inserted an innocuous little detail between insults about Sean's weight and his alleged dishonesty, and meant nothing by it at all! I wasn't attempting to paint Sean as a neeeeeeerd, no, of course not! Ho ho ho, imagine being so badly mistaken, you simple, foolish audience, yet again!
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Never fear, Ethan Ralph is on the case. (Tweeting at Aaron.)

Is he out of rehab? I haven't been following.

 

[DemsBNutz]

This is still my favorite meme from this whole event. Baldo the clown whom gave his kid cocaine.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick left a comment about @Potentially Criminal on this Stallyn19 clip:



Boo fucking hoo.

( twitter )
( twitter )

Two weeks ago, he was lamenting how it's a shame "Sean stopped being a friend" and how unfortunate it was because he liked him, only to then accuse Sean of lying about things he never said, and then claim that calling him a "fat ass couch building model tanks" was not meant to be derogatory in the same breath.

He is such a disingenuous faggot.

EDIT: Tweet archive 1 | archive 2

 

[Vibralldo]

Shade on Emily D Baker:

Nick invites a ton of lawyers who donate their time FOR FREE, earns Nick a million dollars with their free labor, Nick never delivers on the reward he promised them, the lawyers still stick by Nick's side as long as possible until it was revealed he gave his kid cocaine and THEY'RE terrible?

God damn he's so dishonest. He lies like he breathes.

I'm sure we should listen to Nick "they lied on the warrant, it will be thrown out" Rekieta, the non practicing lawyer that let his license lapse twice.

 

[Hellblazer]

pable downward spiral he was already in before the drugs? Was it the enduring mystery of the "worst day ever" that never got any answers from him, or something else?

Nick's worst day ever: I have a suspicion that Kayla attempted suicide by taking a huge overdose. Would explain a few things, including why he's actually kept his mouth shut on the topic.

Edit: words hard

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick's worst day ever: I have a suspicions that Kayla attempted suicide by taking a huge overdose. Would explain a few things, including why he's actually kept his mouth shut on the topic.

This is close to my theory: either Kayla or one of the kids accidentally OD'd. Kayla because dumb, or kid because they found something mom or dad left lying around.

But the more we see about Nick, the more likely the worst day was something as benign as, "My order got messed up at McDonald's."

 

[Grayback]

the non practicing lawyer that let his license lapse twice.

That reminds me:
Despite not being a lawyer anymore, he's apparently still doling out legal advice to his remaining fans.
( twitter )

Or maybe it's not technically legal advice, since, of course, his law license is no longer valid. But this charitable interpretation would rely on Nick having judged these technicalities correctly.

 

[AnOminous]

Meanwhile, Rekieta is obsessed. Can someone please give him a job or make him stream? This is embarrassing.

Nick is amazing. I mean, how is it possible to be this profoundly homosexual outside of San Francisco?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Never fear, Ethan Ralph is on the case. (Tweeting at Aaron.)
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Is he out of rehab? I haven't been following.

That's the story he's selling right now. Probably just recruiting for the Revenge Porn Super Friends. The amazing team of Ralph, Destiny and Aaron Imholte.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Dumb but also funny. Nick is posting from Reddit - Steel Toe Boring Show - a Dabbleverse subreddit.

Context: Wheelchair Johnny has a new Internet girlfriend. She is a refugee from the Rekieta fandom (@Himedall All-seeing Waifu may be able to figure it out - she talks of a passport before visiting MN to see Johnny, so probably a Canadian given the accent.)

This content started at about 4:18:00 through the end of STMS for about 20 min. It's ridiculously wholesome. Cute, even.

Meanwhile, Rekieta is obsessed. Can someone please give him a job or make him stream? This is embarrassing.

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Edit to Add:

Shade on Emily D Baker:
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And coke is fine bc #racism:
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Nick is boring, so I spent 5 minutes looking:

Spoiler: Digger 420

Contact:

They are a former moderator for Legal Vices 'Jeff' and collaborate with Divinity Said and the like. They seem to be another female drama streamer that watches LawTube.



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