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I don't think there is a giant space federation. We would see more megastructures if aliens were that common. Forget the Jesus people, imagine what the (((Elite))) would do if the UFOs dropped some tech that made money obsolete. The meltdown over the sacred line not going up would be even worse.You're asking the wrong person. I don't have a direct line with Galactic Federation Starfleet Command nor Gayniggers from Outer Space AIDSHQ. I don't really know.
But personally, aside from all this, I do not think any of the three Abrahamic religions are particularly well-disposed for the disclosure of extraterrestrial life. It is almost assured that the Arab World will explode in religious fury and apocalyptic schizophrenia the moment it is announced. Christians, particularly ones of the Evangelical persuasion in America, are likewise ill-suited for this and will probably descend into their own apocalypticism but probably without the "blood-soaked jihad" of the Muslims. Jews will have to cope and sneed that they aren't God's Chosen to inherit the Cosmos.
I agree. Except chimps love beer so why not the Squatch?As a bigfoot believer -- well, entertainer, in that I entertain the belief because it's fun -- I must protest. Sasquatch isn't an alien. Sasquatch is a relict population North American primate. Referring to this rare creature as an "alien," when in fact it has more of a right to be on this continent than H. sapiens, does not help those of us who want to see it properly identified, described, and protected. And for God's sake, don't give it beer.
That has always been a way. We are the somalia butt end compared to any spacefaring civilisation. We are the bottom of the third world. SAAAAAR!It turning out that we're the galactic equivalent of a third world country would be peak clownworld.
Edit: To make my post less of a joke and more informative, compared to any alien civilisation that can do interstellar travel we are not simply India or Philippines, we are the uncontacted vantablack cannibals from the jungle. We better hope the Aliens are nice and ethical and not here to rip us off.
At least we can know they don't want us extinct, or they would have easily done so already. So the aliens by definition aren't here to kill us off, or we would not be typing on the farms. So we have already avoided the worst case scenario. They also don't want us to be just food, or we would be in a different type of Farm than Kiwifarm.
So overall, I hate to say this, but redditors have a point, the aliens are unlikely to be giant assholes. They may want to poke a few people's butts for fun or science, or both, so we aren't fully out of the woods, but we cleared the worst of it if they have indeed been here for years, much less seventy.
Why do you need hair for Jesus to work? Can not bald people be Catholic... or any denomination?I just want to know if the aliens are hot and have hair and could be converted to Catholicism.
To troll the deep state, of course.Ultimately: what does God (or Satan for that matter) need with a starship?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! I mean, it is a silly conclusion to jump straight to Satan.The sad part is that the idea of them being extra-dimensional beings is actually a fascinating possibility. The notion that NHI (non-human intelligence) life forms might not be merely planetary but could exist beyond our universe is intriguing—and surprisingly compatible with religious perspectives.
However, reducing that concept to simply "Oh, they are just the bad guys of my religion" feels overly simplistic. At the very least, there should be compelling reasons to believe such a conclusion beyond claims like "UFO grifters dislike Christianity, therefore UAPs are demons."
This is an L of such magnitude it hasn't been seen in the UFO world for a decade or two. Book deal+meth+buttsex are one hell of a drug.probably the biggest L of the day other than the footage
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Looks like you calmed down. For the best, really.TLDR; There is no Chain of Action because it is a belief system not a science, a religion not an objective analysis of reality, a cult not a conversation or a dialogue.
The UFO people had the Eggfagg calm their hopes down worse than any catfishing attempt. This is some prime Golden Age of Woo 60s bullshit pure out of his drug haze.
Total proof of real aliens:
Trump shut up fast about UFOs. This leads me to believe that it is a mix of civilian hysteria and regular drones, with some military and chinamen drones thrown in.
If you think about, Trump said that: If you knew, you would not want to know.
That is true for alien butt essence vampires, but also true if it means China has drones that can roam the USA airforce bases freely. From a Cold war perspective, that's as close to apocalyptic as you can get outside of nukes flying. This means China can indeed spray misty skizo covid goo if they wanted or had any, or just tie a few pounds of fentanyl to it and have the drone place it all over the cities. Imagine being dusted by Saint Floyd's nose candy. Imagine a brick of fentanyl being something you casually run into on your daily walk.
That's squarely within the nightmare scenario for any white-blue blooded Greatest Ally patriot.
Edit: Just in case the local glowy hadn't taken the Fork, this is theory. I'm not fedposting, I'm explaining why UAPs would scare Trump. I have no information regarding the Clintons.
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