Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Black Yoshi]

There's wikifeet, would you argue that it being nuked off the face of the planet would be any kind of a loss?

If it does the meltdown would be legendary.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

If Chris was born 20 years later and started the Love Quest today, he wouldn't even be a blip on the radar. The most interesting thing aside from him being the pioneer of everything wrong with the Internet today is him having a relatively normal family life, there isn't really anything you could point a finger at that made him the waste of skin he ended as. If anything he's an example that people are not equal and some will amount to nothing no matter what.

I've had this conversation several times. The only thing that made him famous was he was the right person for the right time.
It's only his history that really gives him any form of infamy.
Tranny streamers with their own OCs are a dime a dozen nowadays, Chris is just one of many, if it weren't for the mother fucking saga it's possible he might be a retired cow at this point because he doesn't even do anything anymore.
There's hundreds of lolcows on this site more active and more entertaining than Chris, some even have equal or greater available documentation into their early lives and childhood, it's just that they weren't discovered til later or had more niche followings.

The only reason the Flutter saga is so interesting(at least in my opinion) is because it's the last thing that really gives Chris any chance at being interesting, there's that chance that with the discovery of her identity we might find a whole new cow, or some rabbit hole of insanity to revive Chris into being something more interesting than your average everyday tranny streamer.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris was really the OG lolcow. He was the perfect storm. The perfect person, with the perfect situation, at the perfect time.

Chris is stubborn, selfish, lazy and unwilling to learn. His parents did an awful job raising him and just let him play the victim while he played vidya and watched TV. He also was at the time where people had websites and before social media was really popular, and used his stupid comic to showcase his life.

We'll never have a lolcow like Chris again. He's the gold standard for a reason

 

[King Kiwi]

You can't say Prainder didn't hook Chris up:

A place to live that isn't totally trash, a little bumper car that can get him from point A to point b at the very least and a mysterious gal pal to go on errant outings with.

 

[Niggie Smalls]

Turns out all you need to outsmart the Nazi transgenocidal hackers known as kiwifags is to not self-publish all your dirty laundry on the Internet.

B–b–but does that make us the slow in the minds?!

 

[Space_Dandy]

Genuinely curious, what is her motivation?

Even people sympathetic to Chris grow tired of his obnoxious behavior in real life very quickly. He is extremely delusional and extremely boring. Your classic autistic person who only wants to talk about their fixations, their niche obsessions. In Chris' case lately, it's his neo-spirituality, his messiah complex, and his bizarre imaginary realm that exists in its own dimension. After so many years living apart from the real world, being terminally online, and terminally in his own world, he can't even hold a normal conversation. It's like his brain has been completely taken over.

So how is she tolerating him for a year+? Not just tolerating but seemingly really attached to him? Even other autists and terminally online brainrots have friction when interacting with Chris after a very short time.

I suspect she's much higher functioning than him.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

he can't even hold a normal conversation

you assume that, but these days we know very little of chris
he presumably only comes online when he has something to sperg about that he can't air out irl, it's possible that he's actually very capable of talking about and being interested in other things
we may not know what his interactions are like these days

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

There's thousands of Chris Chans out there in Virginia, the Midwest in general and the whole other world at large who get some kind of monthly tugboat from the government with the assumption they'd use that money to stay inside their disgusting mancaves and never go out more than necessary to pester bystanders for beer money. Chris's life is actually pretty mundane compared to them, as Chris had a relatively responsible father who tried to make him a contributing member of society and as much of a bitch Barb was, she did not pimp him to arevolving door of boyfriends after Bob died. The one big thing is that Chris published his private life on the Internet right at the time it started to become mainstream, he's the OG lolcow and little else. There's nothing unusual about him, he's but another retarded loser who only became famous because he's the first.
The one single unusual thing I can give him points for is that he became the sexual predator instead of being predated on instead. Again, there's hundreds of retards like him who macked on their siblings or parents, but are unheard of because everyone's too disgusted to publish that shit on the Web.

I'd argue prison taught him nothing but to keep his mouth shut or else it's another shot of Haldol in the ass for you, pal.

As an autistic retard myself who has been among many others of my ilk, I somewhat agree. There's definitely many others who are more violent and have done more crazy shit than Chris.

But, I've never met anyone that was as openly public as Chris is along with fucking his elderly mother.

I agree that current Chris is standard for a loser loner gamer. Acting like a girl for attention, there's thousands of them now.

 

[Switzing]

Genuinely curious, what is her motivation?

For the first few months she was spotted with chris, i honestly thought she was another ibajankie; some schizo autist with way to much free time and a desperation for internet clout. Its now been like, what 18months since her first sight? I honestly just think she likes chris. As unfeasable as that might seem, if she was a troll praetor would have put an end to it. Of course, their is always a possibilty that the prateor theory is real and flutter is all some big publicity stunt, but honestly i'm not completely convinced yet. Flutter definetly knows of chris's history and her having pictures taken of herself, being documented, honestly shes probably seen this thread. She clearly has some screws loose, definetly not the the extent of chris but considering shes been with him for so long there definetly some motive there. any normal person would have completely cut him off by now. She probably likes chris and likes the attention too.

 

[demicolon]

If the rumor mill about her being an attention whore on Finnish 4chan in the past was true, she simply might be lonely and decided she and Chris can bond over both being Internet freakshows. Chris might be the chaddest tail she could pull lol.

 

[RaunchyVibes]

For the first few months she was spotted with chris, i honestly thought she was another ibajankie; some schizo autist with way to much free time and a desperation for internet clout. Its now been like, what 18months since her first sight? I honestly just think she likes chris. As unfeasable as that might seem, if she was a troll praetor would have put an end to it. Of course, their is always a possibilty that the prateor theory is real and flutter is all some big publicity stunt, but honestly i'm not completely convinced yet. Flutter definetly knows of chris's history and her having pictures taken of herself, being documented, honestly shes probably seen this thread. She clearly has some screws loose, definetly not the the extent of chris but considering shes been with him for so long there definetly some motive there. any normal person would have completely cut him off by now. She probably likes chris and likes the attention too.

Plot twist: Flutter is a member on this forum. I bet you 10 dollars that she is one of the most active Christorians.

Flutter and Chris probably reads this thread laughing and soul bonds over the sheer frustration over not finding her identity. When Chris bent duck goes flaccid, he just think of the Barbussy and goes hard again, all the while meanwhile we type out pure autism in this thread.

I wonder how Barb thinks of Flutter, how they interact and talk with each other.
I'm geniunely more interested in the whole dynamic of Chris, Barb and Flutter.
Does Flutter ever think about where Chris tongue has been before when they kiss and Barb shouts to Chris to come down and run an errand? Or does she look at Barb in disgust or in jealousy, or perhaps a combination of both? Does Barb consider Flutter a rival and throw out passive aggressiveness? Or do they laugh and bond together over their commonly shared love for the same man lesbian transwoman?

Chris probably feels like Hugh Hefner living in a harem full of boyfriend free girls craving sex 24/7.

 

[knux]

Chris was really the OG lolcow. He was the perfect storm. The perfect person, with the perfect situation, at the perfect time.

Chris is stubborn, selfish, lazy and unwilling to learn. His parents did an awful job raising him and just let him play the victim while he played vidya and watched TV. He also was at the time where people had websites and before social media was really popular, and used his stupid comic to showcase his life.

We'll never have a lolcow like Chris again. He's the gold standard for a reason

Yes it's sad because Chris was so ridiculous with his planet sized ego while impotently flailing about trying to "defeat the trolls". How he overshares everything and is just so incredibly naive. A living cartoon character.

His egocentric, wish fulfillment comic where he would replay his experiences of being banned and kicked out of everywhere. Portraying every person who ever got in his way as a villain. It was great.

You'd never know what to expect because his brain is so scrambled that trolls would put something in one ear and something completely different would come out the other side. No idiot on the internet could come anywhere near close to the bizarre and comical misadventures of Chris Chan.

Nowadays, you throw a rock on the internet and you'll hit hundreds of narcissistic troons that are a dime a dozen and all the same.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Yes it's sad because Chris was so ridiculous with his planet sized ego while impotently flailing about trying to "defeat the trolls". How he overshares everything and is just so incredibly naive. A living cartoon character.

His egocentric, wish fulfillment comic where he would replay his experiences of being banned and kicked out of everywhere. Portraying every person who ever got in his way as a villain. It was great.

You'd never know what to expect because his brain is so scrambled that trolls would put something in one ear and something completely different would come out the other side. No idiot on the internet could come anywhere near close to the bizarre and comical misadventures of Chris Chan.

Nowadays, you throw a rock on the internet and you'll hit hundreds of narcissistic troons that are a dime a dozen and all the same.

There are people like Chris Chan but people are advised not to feed the attention whores because that's how their infamy spreads and their mental health degrades.

 

[themarchivist2]

Plot twist: Flutter is a member on this forum. I bet you 10 dollars that she is one of the most active Christorians.

What if it's @Zeus Blue Thunder

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I bet you 10 dollars that she is one of the most active Christorians.

Flutter is Null
Think about it, does anyone really know his identity? Have we ever seen them in the same room together?
>But we know what Null looks like!
Do you? Or do you only know what she *wants* you to think she looks like?

 

[cugel]

I've had this conversation several times. The only thing that made him famous was he was the right person for the right time.
It's only his history that really gives him any form of infamy.
Tranny streamers with their own OCs are a dime a dozen nowadays, Chris is just one of many, if it weren't for the mother fucking saga it's possible he might be a retired cow at this point because he doesn't even do anything anymore.
There's hundreds of lolcows on this site more active and more entertaining than Chris, some even have equal or greater available documentation into their early lives and childhood, it's just that they weren't discovered til later or had more niche followings.

The only reason the Flutter saga is so interesting(at least in my opinion) is because it's the last thing that really gives Chris any chance at being interesting, there's that chance that with the discovery of her identity we might find a whole new cow, or some rabbit hole of insanity to revive Chris into being something more interesting than your average everyday tranny streamer.

chris would be the king of lolcows if he did not troon out, its the easy way out. But you are right after idea guys and rape flutter is something.
almost all locows are going to jail, dying or trooning out and its a shame

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

What if it's @Zeus Blue Thunder

Paskat! Sait minut kiinni! Halusin Chrisin vain hänen uskomattoman bumerangipeniksensä ja Praetorin rahan takia! Mitä minä nyt teen!

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Flutter is Null
Think about it, does anyone really know his identity? Have we ever seen them in the same room together?
>But we know what Null looks like!
Do you? Or do you only know what she *wants* you to think she looks like?

Flutter is @Lidl Drip and the man-hate thread is her stockholm syndrome-y way of coping about being CPU goddess Blueheart's concubine

 

[King Kiwi]

Genuinely curious, what is her motivation?

A) she's getting paid
B) she's trying to reform him
C) she's being nice to him in order to get money from him with the shop
D,) she genuinely likes him
E) she's a freak like him
G) she's Caden with a wig
H,) some combination of the other choices.

Personally G always makes me laugh but probably B and D since she's been around so long.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

A) she's getting paid
B) she's trying to reform him
C) she's being nice to him in order to get money from him with the shop
D,) she genuinely likes him
E) she's a freak like him
G) she's Caden with a wig
H,) some combination of the other choices.

Personally G always makes me laugh but probably B and D since she's been around so long.

I've been maintaining since the beginning of this thread they are just in a genuine relationship with zero to minimal Caden involvement. Retards, trannies, autists and such, get together all the time, they also breed and vote.
I think one of the things that drives interest in the Flutter mystery too, aside from general thirst for Chris content, is pure jealousy from Zoomers and Reddit autists who picture themselves as normal but can't bring themselves to talk to a girl, and are absolutely enraged by the prospect that Chris Chan, the absolute definition of internet failure, is doing something they cannot do.