Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[carl9987]

man this is boring
what a downfall to irrelevancy from two-year Lolcow of the Year© winner Nick Rekieta
Null was right when he said this was going to be a temporary board

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He said Nick made efforts to have that witness statement thrown out over issues with Miranda rights.

This is correct, if simplified.
They raised the issue both in their Motion to Dismiss and during the Omnibus hearing.

But all actual lawyers laughed about it at the time, because Nick cannot invoke April's right.
During the Omnibus hearing the judge said it was something for motions at a later date, and the state supposedly (according to White) conceded that they would not use April's bodycam footage (of her singing like a bird as Aaron put it), White then requests that all of her statements should be excluded unless she testifies. (They raised this as a violation of Nick right to confront his accuser)




And from the Motion to Dismiss

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Nick won't stream. All he is doing is picking some artificial milestone in order to justify it. Before it was his plea hearing, then it was Aaron's case, now it is probably his formal sentencing.

Nick is too scared to stream, because he's worried he won't make 1 KNU.

I don't think it is that he is too scared to stream. It is because he knows that he is simply not allowed to according to the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil. We removed permission for him to stream several months ago. He has got so boring now that I think we should allow him to stream again.

 

[AltisticRight]

man this is boring
what a downfall to irrelevancy from two-year Lolcow of the Year© winner Nick Rekieta
Null was right when he said this was going to be a temporary board

People like Destiny and Ethan Ralph are gunning for this year's LOTY. The irrelevant skelly can finally be laid three feet under.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

People like Destiny and Ethan Ralph are gunning for this year's LOTY. The irrelevant skelly can finally be laid three feet under.

Gunt's gonna finally beat Rekieta this year in a Lolcow award! Unfortunately for both of them, it will be the posthumous award...

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is so detractor-wary, even the slightest joke in his direction results in some faggy diatribe.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Nick is so detractor-wary, even the slightest joke in his direction results in some faggy diatribe.

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Haha it’s so funny that my daughter tested positive for cocaine while I watched another man rail their mother. Haha, oh, me.

 

[Oxyjen]

Enjoy laughter, prudish child.

 

[Balldo]

Nick may be the most gay man who ever lived a gay life.

Nick is SOOO gay that my mind has been permanently re-wired to think of him as Nicholas J. Rekeita. It's like approaching "Mandela Effect" levels where I just disbelieve the R right in front of my face.

He doesn't deserve the middle initial his daddy gave him!

 

[Chongqing]

People like Destiny and Ethan Ralph are gunning for this year's LOTY. The irrelevant skelly can finally be laid three feet under.

I bet he'll do something stupid again. Just wait.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

I don't think it is that he is too scared to stream. It is because he knows that he is simply not allowed to according to the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil. We removed permission for him to stream several months ago. He has got so boring now that I think we should allow him to stream again.

Request to stream DENIED.
Let the cowardly pisshead keep flinging shit on X and lurking in chat comments like the collosal pussy he is.

I forbid it.

The only time he's permitted to stream is once Ape turns on him and starts revealing all on his last remaining friends (The fat Paedophile and Dax "JuJu the Cow. A man who likes to get fucked up the arse whilst dressed as a cow" Herrera shows.

Anything before that would just be the usual lie, deny, deflect, poorly crafted "joke", cope, "Aaron's penis" boring shite.

But once Ape starts delving into his perversions and dismantling the final remnants of his "Trad-dad" bullshit image and the booze starts making his decisions for him again

THEN he has our permission to stream.

 

[AnOminous]

man this is boring
what a downfall to irrelevancy from two-year Lolcow of the Year© winner Nick Rekieta
Null was right when he said this was going to be a temporary board

Ironically, just by shutting the fuck up, even if it's only because he's too wasted out of his mind to even talk, much less stream, he's rendered himself unworthy of a board and become less of a lolcow. That happens with the supernova lolcows. They eventually end up white dwarfs.

I'd imagine after his sentencing, he gets reduced to a single thread again and any orbiting minor cows either get forgotten or get their threads moved to a normal forum.

Nick is now a nobody, a seething loser reply guy on the insignificant stream of a fat, greasy pedophile nobody even heard of before the Balldo drug cuck skelly started dangling from his nutsack.

 

[Melty Butter]

This is correct, if simplified.
They raised the issue both in their Motion to Dismiss and during the Omnibus hearing.

But all actual lawyers laughed about it at the time, because Nick cannot invoke April's right.
During the Omnibus hearing the judge said it was something for motions at a later date, and the state supposedly (according to White) conceded that they would not use April's bodycam footage (of her singing like a bird as Aaron put it), White then requests that all of her statements should be excluded unless she testifies. (They raised this as a violation of Nick right to confront his accuser)

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And from the Motion to Dismiss
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I'd forgotten much of that. Thank you. Stallyn19 has clipped his remarks about April at 7:31 here.

Aaron seems to know more than we do:

"I'll wait another month or so - before - for that one [to reveal information]... I'm going to give you a full breakdown of my police experience once it's all over... She laid it all out there on every person she'd ever known, basically."

And, as I previously mentioned, "She sang like a fucking canary."

Aaron might be engaging in hyperbole OR, over the course of several conversations with the cops, they may have told him what April said intending to glean more information from Aaron.

I suppose it doesn't matter much atp, considering Nick's plea deal, but interesting nonetheless. We might yet see an online war between Aaron, if he spills more, and April/Nick.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Aaron might be engaging in hyperbole OR, over the course of several conversations with the cops, they may have told him what April said intending to glean more information from Aaron.

I imagine that with Aaron not being accused of any crime they were looking to confirm the statements of a witness who was on the scene to judge her credibility.
At least that is what I would have done when trying to make the case stick and as the prosecution nailing to the facts against Nick and Kayla.

If April had just agreed to testify she could have been all clear of this mess months ago. But she was hooked on Nick's cocaine.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

He's spent more money funding fat paedophiles as well.

i always wondered why Patrick went from doing a podcast to doing streaming, and now i know why, this nigga spent almost $1000 on Patrick, if you signed up for Patrick's podcast subscription right when it came out 20 years ago, you'd have spent 2k on this guy, meanwhile in just the span of 6 months patrick has made a lot more money off of Nick.

6) How many KNU for the Porn Star Experience? Outcall, of course.

going off of tryst, for the area, 16 KNU, yes thats a lot, OF led to a rise in prices for all sex work, 8 years ago the price was 6 KNU; mostly the same women too.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

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Huh? Really? Cos I just totally "Spoke to God" too and all he said to me when I mentioned your name was:

"Lol. Balldo is a total faggot"

Nigga’s trying to Saul Goodman the Lord Himself.
Bold strategy.

 

[Law]

Nick adds (probably): "And God made Joseph sit in the cuck chair and watch"

FTFY

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Nigga’s trying to Saul Goodman the Lord Himself.
Bold strategy.

"Your Honour, Members of the Jury, Lord Almighty Our God. I want you to picture the scene. You're enjoying a relaxing drive to the home your parents bought, your communal wife is happily lost in a benzo haze of Star Trek after a long day of not cleaning the house. Your rent-a-hole is desperately thinking of ways to keep you interested and get you hard but things haven't been working properly since Aaron left. Your hungry, dirty kids have finally shut up

BANG! Out of nowhere a horde of Scandinavians and Police jump on you at the driveway with no warning. They sneer "Thomas Binger sends his regards" they immediately cuff you and your children, quietly taking one into a back room to sprinkle cocaine metabolites on her hair to frame you

Does this sound like America to you Ladies and Gentlemen? Or does it sound like some Communist hellhole? If you agree that jealousy over being an Alpha Cuck chad getting all the pussy and superchats is a crime? Then lock me up too"

 

[Vibralldo]

Nigga’s trying to Saul Goodman the Lord Himself.
Bold strategy.

Good old Sniffin' Nicky

 

[Je$ter]