Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Jerbear89]

those faggot ass troles need to get a life toobz

 

[Slim Boglim]

“When he gets banned again and he can't stream on YT anymore… I'm hoping we FINALLY get new content and streams.”

I want you to read what you wrote very carefully.

 

[mars]

"How am I supposed to take accountability for the way other people treat me!?" is such a good line for a loser character in a movie.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I only caught a little bit of the stream last night but why did he disable the chat? Were the troles acting too cute? No moneterization no chat I guess.

 

[Merlin Manson]

I only caught a little bit of the stream last night but why did he disable the chat? Were the troles acting too cute? No moneterization no chat I guess.

In short, people on the internet are mean.

He doesn’t have the time or the patience to comb through hundreds of comments, 99% of which are trolling to varying degrees.

His solution is to ban comments.

He’s sick of it anymore.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

his post-breakup depression and binge drinking has gone on way too long.

He has been this way for a long time before jessica has been invovled.

people glazing him mindlessly

Can you please quote me one post of someone in this thread "glazing him mindlessly" unless you count people saying "you are a faggot if you get mad at a literal retard drinking himself to death on youtube".

only caught a little bit of the stream last night but why did he disable the chat?

He always does when the trolling is bad and I guarantee right now it has been extremely bad. His phone probably has not stopped going off since the ban with faggots gloating, threatening, and baiting him into arguments.

When you force a guy off the Internet he doesn't make much content for the Internet, who knew?

 

[HansKlokBier]

i second this

He'd definitely been punching the hell out of his fridge, hopefully we get a view of it and the other damage in the apartment soon. When he gets banned again and he can't stream on YT anymore (and the paypigs eventually stop throwing money at him out of sympathy for his channel getting banned) I'm hoping we FINALLY get new content and streams. I think what we desperately need is another Aaron-tier buddy troll to get him out of the apartment, his post-breakup depression and binge drinking has gone on way too long.

the only fun content in regards to cobra in slow periods without homeboys and women getting involved was the stream chat and the reddit, since the reddit went down and he started blocking ALL comments and live chats it's really only the facebook groups and theboglim which are pretty slow. This thread is (ironically) mostly a rehash of facebook group content, 5+ year old cobra memes and people glazing him mindlessly. The thread is ok for updates at least but there is pretty much zero OC or content from the farms regarding cobra, he's very much an off-site cow and still is.

the meme coin rug pull will be interesting at least, but I really doubt we'll get more than a half-assed apology video before it's another abominable food hack and anti-woke video. Courtney needs to hook him up with another femboglim ASAP.

Pls for the love of the skygod above would u be so kindly and just KYS...

 

[Girth Master]

My Cobra tarot cards came in the mail! TMDWU!

 

[Candover]

Another high-class drink review from Sommelier Cobra

 

[Crabpuncher]

My Cobra tarot cards came in the mail! TMDWU!


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These are incredible! I can't stop laughing, at the same time it captures Cobes so perfectly. These had to be made with some love, right?

 

[Duce51]

Has he got his channel back yet?

 

[DocHoliday]

Has he got his channel back yet?

No, and he probably won't get it back without some genuine assistance. He is down to his alt account, and even that one could go at any time because of all the retards reporting him.

 

[DrNow]

I'm surprised to see bitesize and chronicles do what seems like a victory lap over the channel termination, and their comment sections happy to have basically lost any future content on Youtube. Its the reddit mindset, where they're less interested in whatever Josh is doing, and more interested how how they can self insert into his world.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

happy to have basically lost any future content

Not only that, but almost a decade of content gone, poof. I mean I have it downloaded and plan on making more OC with shit, but not everyone has a NAS and autistically archived terabytes of lolcow rambling.

 

[Mushroom King]

Well here we go again, cool Cobras.

 

[Jerbear89]

I'm surprised to see bitesize and chronicles do what seems like a victory lap over the channel termination, and their comment sections happy to have basically lost any future content on Youtube. Its the reddit mindset, where they're less interested in whatever Josh is doing, and more interested how how they can self insert into his world.

i think bitesize is done he seem tired of the same shit over and over again once his documentary series is finish we won't see him unless something crazy happens

 

[Hennimore]

I only caught a little bit of the stream last night but why did he disable the chat? Were the troles acting too cute? No moneterization no chat I guess.

He just got super triggered by what chat was saying, you could see it building up over the duration of the stream. One of the funnier things that really set him off was someone in chat asking if he was going to cuck Walt and bang Angie, that got a pretty spirited response out of Josh

 

[Fortyone]

I'm surprised to see bitesize and chronicles do what seems like a victory lap over the channel termination, and their comment sections happy to have basically lost any future content on Youtube. Its the reddit mindset, where they're less interested in whatever Josh is doing, and more interested how how they can self insert into his world.

It's no secret that Bitesize dislikes Cobra, if you've seen any of his content for the past ~2 years you can tell he's antagonistic towards the boy. It started with Cobra hating on bitesize at every opportunity and demanding the majority of his YT payments for "stealing" his content and evolved from there. Bog chron, the people who browsed his reddit, etc. are also resentful of cobes for getting more and more withdrawn and boring every year and want to punish the boy.

Lets be real, the boy will never stop uploading content, it's either E-Begging or a group home because he certainly can't get a job in his current state.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

either E-Begging or a group home

Wait, are you suggesting Clint needs to put him in a group home? That’s an interesting idea that really hasn’t been discussed before

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Wait, are you suggesting Clint needs to put him in a group home? That’s an interesting idea that really hasn’t been discussed before

Oh Lord, here we go again.

I'm not even mad KFC canceled the Double Down. The worst part is the Double Down is very much alive in the UK but Cobes will never go there.