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Chikinballs said:
Why didnt he go to his high school reunion? I really dont understand that. Did they sneak it around him or did he have an epiphany?
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Some sort of drama amongst his former classmates, unrelated to Chris, resulted in there being an unofficial reunion that only a few of them went to.

Chikinballs said:
Did bob really think he was a creative genius for sonichu or was it sort of him supporting chris because...its chris?
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I think he genuinely thought Chris was creative, not a genius, but still creative.

Chikinballs said:
Given the stigma of the word chan on the web, i find it odd he so openly embraced it, but im guessing it was prior to his revelations about 4chan and whatnot. Still, makes the whole thing better.
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I think he adopted it because it's short for "Chandler," and he was going to be damned if he let Mimms and Lucas ruin that for him. It's kind of like how some blacks appropriated "nigger." Just...well, not on the same scale obviously.
 
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Hah. I was just looking through the cwcki and was reading through this page.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_money

and I had never noticed this part before: "In real life, according to Chris, he tried to scam his way out of paying for sex with a Craigslist prostitute who was charging $100 per hour by telling her about the trolls, his life story, and his many personal problems. The prostitute hung up on him according to him."

Man! I wish we had a recording of that call. I'd love to hear how that went. He must have somehow gotten hold of an incredibly patient prostitute to let him tell her that much bullshit about his life. But I'm sure prostitutes have seen and heard it all.
 
Holdek said:
I think he adopted it because it's short for "Chandler," and he was going to be damned if he let Mimms and Lucas ruin that for him. It's kind of like how some blacks appropriated "nigger." Just...well, not on the same scale obviously.
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It's funny, although kind of obvious, it took me a long time to realize that the "Chan" of ChrisChan actually came from "Chandler"....

The first time I learned of Chris, I just assumed that the alias came from him being a weeabo and at the same time such a shameless manchild that he was more than happy to refer to himself as "Lil' Chris"

(For those who dont kow what im talking about, in japanese, "Chan" after a name means "Little <whoever>" and its usually used with children. Now I guess Chris never knew that, since his interest in japanese culture anything is so shallow...)

One of the reasons I kept reading when I first discovered him was "Why the fuck would a grown man call himself Little Chris???"
 
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The Horde hadn't quite reached the levels it did at the time of 14 BLC's fire in January, but even when Bob was here, he was well aware of the house's condition and feared the county would condemn it. If Bob was paranoid enough that the house was such a craphole that the county would evict them, why didn't he try to help clean it up or put an end to it? Was :snorlax: that controlling, or was Bob just that lazy?
 
Chikinballs said:
As jenkies jenkins or whatever, he wrote a story about getting cornholed to see if he was gay, but then puked. It was more to the point and better written than anything else he has done by miles.

Now he gags on even the word dick.
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Ah, this is a good point and what is interesting is his recent appearance here on the forums as "BRICKS Wangler" or whatever it was. Most of his posts were written in a 'normal' (non CHris) kind of way to the point that most people didn't realize he was CWC at first. That's interesting to me because it shows that he is capable of (at least written) communication that is more coherent and typical than we have perhaps given him credit for.
 
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What would Chris be like if he worked in a computer store?
 
Do any of you sometimes imagine Chris as a little boy trapped inside a body of an ugly, fat man and feel bad?
 
FifthColumn said:
Seriously though, there had to have been some anime or art or science club that he at least would have been interested in. Hell, given all the drama he causes and has caused, a drama club would have been perfect for him...
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I'd like to speak for high school drama club members everywhere and point out that being involved with such a club would have required him to at least have a passable level of talent.
 
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Xarpho said:
A little boy who uses porn, pornographic materials, tries to steal from stores and vandalize their displays, and harasses women?
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What are you talking about? Little boys are always interested (or at least curious) about porno. They steal shit ALL the time (i.e candy, friend's toys). They
graffiti on playground equipments and bathroom stalls. And they harass girls constantly (poking them, yelling at them, etc)
 
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Zeorus said:
I'd like to speak for high school drama club members everywhere and point out that being involved with such a club would have required him to at least have a passable level of talent.
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High school drama and theatrics also occasionally calls for late nights and weekends, and I can't imagine Bob or Barb being comfortable with that.

Also, he'd tard rage during Hell Week.
 
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Horde Prime said:
Ah, this is a good point and what is interesting is his recent appearance here on the forums as "BRICKS Wangler" or whatever it was. Most of his posts were written in a 'normal' (non CHris) kind of way to the point that most people didn't realize he was CWC at first. That's interesting to me because it shows that he is capable of (at least written) communication that is more coherent and typical than we have perhaps given him credit for.
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Was that ever actually confirmed? When I looked through his posts, NONE of them sounded like anything he'd say.
 
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