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Nippedos I don't feel so good
"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions
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Nippedos I don't feel so good
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I think I am third person to recommend Tiffany / Zoey / aumiist
made a little schizo clip, probably not the most accurate record of the thread, but this is how I'd summarize it:
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OK, after thinking about it for a bit, I think, you all need more context about this guy and what he did.
- Stalked a girl for over a decade online AND IRL
- Spammed imageboards and other places with an ad where he begged a woman to let him touch her pussy with a glove for around 20 bucks
- Threw shit and piss at random girls for not seeing that he is horny and jumping on his dick right there in public
- Masturbated up to 10 times a day and at some point had a DIY carpet in his room made of jizz papers. Because of this had chronic prostatitis before he even turned 30.
- Wanted to walk around with an attraction sign just like Chris
- By his own admission messaged OVER 100 K WOMEN ONLINE in an attempt to get some pussy, obviously failed, posted many of those moves online for everyone to laugh at
- Spammed many forums with bitching about his life for attention like "my mother stopped breastfeeding me too early and I got so broken over this that now I jerk off with a cucumber up my ass but I am not gay or anything"
- Yes, there are videos of him ehm going full vegan
- He is still a virgin DESPITE VISITING A HOOKER
- Despite being an ok musician failed miserably to get any traction and got himself banned from every metal forum and even fucking bandcamp at some point
- Created absolutely sidekilling music videos even though he was 100 percent serious
- Tried to get to the bottom of his celibate and created some incredibly schizophrenic terminology like Inferior Godity Complex that sounds like a fucking Time Cube
- Threatened to kill women and children if someone won't hop on his dick, ended up getting a visit from police
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@Null I think you broke this man. Couldn't happen to a better person
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I have an update on this.
First off: ABSOLUTELY NOT MY MONEY OR MY ACCOUNT
A few different times I’ve mentioned that I have a friend who works as a Chinese to English interpreter. Well, turns out he has a massive Genshin Impact addiction and had been planning on making a third account to “start over.” Yes, really. And he agreed to document the cost for a brand new account to get Furina so long as I didn’t say his name or show the account ID.
Here is his write up:
There are 3 banners that change out every season. Two for characters one for weapons. Each banner features a prominent 5-star with a higher chance of winning them along with three features 4-stars. Similarly, the weapon banner has a featured 5-star and three featured 4-stars.
You can technically win any character or weapon in the game at any time from these banners, but the odds of winning a non-banner 5-star is astronomically low.
There is a pity system in place that works as follows:
You are guaranteed one 4-star every ten wishes.
You are guaranteed a 5-star every ninety wishes.
If you do pull a 5-star before the ninety wishes, it resets your counter back to 0. I.E. you got a 5-star in twenty wishes so you need ninety wishes before you’re guaranteed another one.
When you pull a 5-star, you have a 50/50 chance of it being the banner character, in this case Furina. If you fail to pull her, your next 5-star is guaranteed to be her. This means, with terrible luck, you are guaranteed to get Furina in a maximum of 180 wishes. I got her in 172 wishes, close to the worst possible odds.
For every 3-star, you earn 75 masterless stardust.
For every 4-star, you earn 2 masterless starglitter.
For every 5-star, you earn 10 masterless starglitter.
If you pull a 5-star that you already have a maxed out constellation for, you get 25 masterless starglitter.
This is important because 75 masterless stardust to buy a wish up to ten times every month.
For the starglitter, you can spend 5 to get a wish as many times as you want. So, every 5-star character will give you two free wishes.
Wishes cost 160 primogems for one and 1600 primogems for 10. You can earn primogems through regular quests and gameplay bonuses, but the primary way to get them is by buying crystals and converting those into primogems at a 1:1 rate. The average cost of a wish is about $2.50, but you get bonuses for larger gem purchase.
In order to get Furina on a 100% brand new account I spent the following:
8 purchases or 980 crystals each costing $15 =$120
3 purchase or 1980 crystals each costing $30 =$90
To further confuse players, the crystals are converted into primagems at a 1:1 rate. It costs 160 primates for a single wish and 1600 primagems for 10 wishes.
So $210 total just to get Furina without any constellation.
During this, I got one of the three 4-star characters in the banner eight times, and I got a non-banner 5-star character once.
I made use of my 10 monthly starglitter wishes and 26 stardust wishes earned from pulls.
You can technically win any character or weapon in the game at any time from these banners, but the odds of winning a non-banner 5-star is astronomically low.
There is a pity system in place that works as follows:
You are guaranteed one 4-star every ten wishes.
You are guaranteed a 5-star every ninety wishes.
If you do pull a 5-star before the ninety wishes, it resets your counter back to 0. I.E. you got a 5-star in twenty wishes so you need ninety wishes before you’re guaranteed another one.
When you pull a 5-star, you have a 50/50 chance of it being the banner character, in this case Furina. If you fail to pull her, your next 5-star is guaranteed to be her. This means, with terrible luck, you are guaranteed to get Furina in a maximum of 180 wishes. I got her in 172 wishes, close to the worst possible odds.
For every 3-star, you earn 75 masterless stardust.
For every 4-star, you earn 2 masterless starglitter.
For every 5-star, you earn 10 masterless starglitter.
If you pull a 5-star that you already have a maxed out constellation for, you get 25 masterless starglitter.
This is important because 75 masterless stardust to buy a wish up to ten times every month.
For the starglitter, you can spend 5 to get a wish as many times as you want. So, every 5-star character will give you two free wishes.
Wishes cost 160 primogems for one and 1600 primogems for 10. You can earn primogems through regular quests and gameplay bonuses, but the primary way to get them is by buying crystals and converting those into primogems at a 1:1 rate. The average cost of a wish is about $2.50, but you get bonuses for larger gem purchase.
In order to get Furina on a 100% brand new account I spent the following:
8 purchases or 980 crystals each costing $15 =$120
3 purchase or 1980 crystals each costing $30 =$90
To further confuse players, the crystals are converted into primagems at a 1:1 rate. It costs 160 primates for a single wish and 1600 primagems for 10 wishes.
So $210 total just to get Furina without any constellation.
During this, I got one of the three 4-star characters in the banner eight times, and I got a non-banner 5-star character once.
I made use of my 10 monthly starglitter wishes and 26 stardust wishes earned from pulls.
So it cost my friend $210 just to get this character without any constellations. So it’s very likely the $600 the Redditor spent was accurate.
My friend included PayPal receipts to show proof
Dammit Mandrake!
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That can't be good for his body considering all the meds he is on.
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A fedora wearer and a pedo bear in the same real image, grim
This all assuming they're being 100% truthful to the customer too. Nexon gor in big trouble with Maplestory where items to upgrade your weapons(cubes?) from the cash shop were not winnable or working at the stated percentage rates, so you were paying into a rigged machine. Genshin seems to be on the up and up with pity numbers and f2p access, but when you mention pulling close to the worst possible rate, one wonders if that is truly chance or if your numbers were fudged to make you pay more. Time will tell maybe!
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Watching your enemy torture himself is a real treat. Eat your heart out Josh.
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Yes, I'd consider it self-harm
No, I wouldn't report it to Twitch
Yes is probably violates the spirit of their TOS/Community Guidelines
No, I won't tap the glass or A-log
Yes, it's slop that drags all of Twitch down if every low-effort retard could get away with it
No, I won't stop watching it on loop
Very conflicting content
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Since you’re doing a video on all lolcow beef, feature my autistic reaction nigga Michael lambert
He’s been mentioned here before
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All of the same. So probably some stupid idiots will report to Twitch, probably some idiots won't have waited for a confirm on whether it was actually illegal before calling the pigs, and of course the same usual idiocy.Yes, I'd consider it self-harm
No, I wouldn't report it to Twitch
Yes is probably violates the spirit of their TOS/Community Guidelines
No, I won't tap the glass or A-log
Yes, it's slop that drags all of Twitch down if every low-effort retard could get away with it
No, I won't stop watching it on loop
In any event we'll find out. Either the cops do a wellness check on his dumb ass, or Twitch kicks his ass off (the most boring option), or both, and he's probably subject to removal just for acting like an idiot on top of that.
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It can't be good for his visa status because as far as we know he's still freeloading in Britain where tasers are illegal.
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Maybe something to bring up if you’re going to bring up the Diet Coke on SNAP debate again as these are exactly the people to abuse SNAP just to get sugary junk food.
The Resilient Jenkins have been all over my TikTok feed as the post above may inform as to why. 6 people living in one apartment (low income Government housing btw), she and her baby daddy take the bedroom and have their kids sleep in the living room on the floor. She’s also got one on the way. Last update I got was they were being evicted for non-payment and you know, having more people than the lease originally was agreed upon.
He refuses to get a W-2 job because he doesn’t want child support taken out of his check, they had 4 cats and since eviction date has gotten closer they’ve abandoned them all outside.
I don’t believe they have a thread as of yet just followed off and on in the E-beggars thread.
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The post you quoted is a bit old at this point, so I looked up an update.
Tell me if I missed anything since it's in your feed, but it looks like they:
- Were evicted from the one-bedroom-with-seven-people
- Turned down the mother's invite to live with her because the invite didn't include the man
- Abandoned a cat (poor kitty)
- Got kicked out of a hotel
- Moved into a different hotel
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I humbly submit Poppy Diabolique and Zena as they approach their one year anniversary for hitting the front page after threatening to sue their kid for exposing their abuse. A tl;dr:
- Poppy Diabolique (Jessica Routhier) a 43 year old therapist and is BPD incarnate. He is hypersexual, polyamorous, and has gone through nine “traumatic” breakups in less than two years, the most recent was in February 2025.
- In fact, his breakup in December 2024 caused him to lose his job because he couldn’t stop calling his ex a rapist. The “rape” was that his girlfriend broke up with him after sex. This was after dating on discord for four months.
- Poppy also pretends to have multiple personalities. They usually appear when Poppy is being cornered on truths he doesn’t want to hear. They are Penny, a dead Thai hooker who is possessed by a fallen angel tiger shark who has hallucinogenic vaginal secretions, a 12 year old named Pepper, and Peppermint.
- Zena is his fiance that he will never marry. Zena is a migraine incarnate, as she consistently complains about them and cites it as the reason she hasn’t worked in years. She doesn’t have a social media presence but came to prominence because a 200 page doc full of receipts written by Poppy’s disowned child revealed that Zena was emotionally abusive and restricted Poppy’s child’s internet usage, bathroom and kitchen access despite paying rent (Zena pays $0).
- As a result of their sex pestery, harassment, and canceling by the entire trans community, Poppy has zero partners besides Zena and their only friends are legitimate pedophiles / fedposters.
- Also Poppy has guns and can’t hold them correctly lol
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This isn't a person and it's not really active at the moment, but I only saw this randomly one day when I opened the home page and it was the first thing in Internet Famous. There's this Ukrainian livestream called The Square Hut that's sort of a cross between Fishtank, IP2 and Bum Fights. It's so hardcore it's basically been relegated to telegram groups and the main website link in the OP is down.
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I think he is faking it tbh. Because I have seen people get tased on those bodycam footage channels and they react way different. That shit looks like it properly hurts, Luke just acts like someone slightly pinched him.
I mean it's possible he is just immune to pain due to years of painkiller addiction and his axe wound hurting every day of his life.
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That was the funniest fucking superchat of the day in retrospect, props to you for remembering it as often as you did and thanks to the variety of whale donos so that you had multiple Kayla konversions to do live. Hope it was a profitable day!
As a True & Honest enjoyer of such a device(the 50K volt rod style withe two plates spaced for Jacob's Ladder style arcing, runs on two 9volt batteries) that has shocked male friends and has been shocked by male friends, it appears very authentic imo. Mainly the sound, but it's an appropriately weak response for a lower handheld voltage(cheap ones only go to the 25K-10K volt range). We have confirmation that it's a real model in the UK, and while he might not have batteries in it or fake firing it, the sound and reaction are realistic to me. They're really not that bad for the quick jolts he's giving himself. As someone else said in the thread though, not very feminine behavior.
As an aside, the audible zap they give, either on skin or the arcing to deter an attacker, are absolute kryptonite to cats and dogs. Housepets must hear the crackling of ozone in a higher range than we do, but even without showing it to them on purpose they will vacate the room or house if possible, it evokes a primal and instant fear in them. Don't intentionally torment animals with it, even in jest.
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