US US Politics General 2 - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

Helpful links for those who need them:

Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

Current members of the Senate
https://www.senate.gov/senators/

Current members of the US Supreme Court
https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/biographies.aspx

Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce

God this subreddit is such a goldmine for seeing darkies suffer.

Whenever I feel bad, I go here and remember that there's probably a nigger or spic in gitmo, drowning in his own shit and piss. And I feel a little bit better.

BAHAHAHA

THIS IS LITERALLY STARTING TO BECOME THE MEXICANS "THEY TURNED THE KIDS INTO LAMPSHADES


NO LONGER IS IT OY VEY, THE LAMPSHADES

NOW ITS AY CARAMBA; THEYRE STICKING FRUITS TO OUR HEADS, AND FREEZING US!

 

[Executive Petrel]

I got a little puffy hearing America slander from a possible europoor so I googled what the EU literacy rate is and it made me even more heated
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fook me, alright you win this round

How can the EUROS figure this out and we cant? THEY HAVE GYPSIES!

serial numbers on guns need more letters instead of numbers so the "effected class" gets more some more phonics while they file them off

I hope we put emojis inside your f-35s where the control labels should be, export a little brainrot

edit: lmao Im just reading back the full google AI response
"21% of adults are illiterate, this is concerning when compared to other countries with higher literacy rates"

the genuine most tactful and corporate way to say "its absolutely bonkers 1/5 of your voting and driving adults dont know what the funny squiggles we are communicating with currently mean"

If you go to school you will be smart but if you don't go to school you will be wise.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Getting this wrong even once wreak havoc on the very objective of getting illegals and specifically illegal gangbangers out of the country. And nobody should trust the executive branch at your word when its immense power moves at the result of the next election.

And again, I do find it troublesome that principles get taken advantage of by bad actors. But you cannot allow the executive branch to simply say they did the work and call it a day. Trust but verify is extremely applicable here.

I'd bet a bossmanjack sized wager that something taking advantage of this is in the works. They will disguise some poor legal citizen grandmother as a gang member, even presenting some forged matching ID's and then when they get to the detention center they will drag her out and go "LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ORDINARY CITIZENS!". But the same argument you have is the same one for capital punishment. We need to be putting in express lanes and sure a few fuckups are gonna happen but after a few years the deterrence kicks in and the US prisons are going to be a whole hell of a lot emptier, as are the welfare rolls.

Landmines are awful do not do this.

Can we at least agree to have dollar-fed machine gun turrets for the kiddos at the border? We can work out the ticket and prize system later.

I got a little puffy hearing America slander from a possible europoor so I googled what the EU literacy rate is and it made me even more heated

I'm kind of worried about how much you rely on Google AI for your "research" and forming your facts and opinions.

 

[DickMain]

What language do Americans speak.

>Americans speaking "their" language.

We speak it properly, mind you.

 

[David Floyd George]

I wake up at 7am and drink three liters of Pepsi Real Sugar. I log into the USPG 2 thread to see that Trump still hasn't executed all migrants with a bolt gun yet. Enraged, I create twenty sock accounts and spam violent sexual threats to Lolcow Salon users so I can cool off. I go to the gym and assault every person I see that does not have blonde hair and blue eyes until the staff call the police again and I have to dive out the window to escape. My skin is punctured with glass, so I have to go to the ER and pay a 50,000 dollar medical bill after insurance to get it removed. I return home and log into USPG 2. TTD has not been achieved. Enraged, I create a Proton Email account and send my work-in-progress fanfiction to the official KF contact form, wherein I marry Null and stuff slices of pizza up his ass.

I hear police sirens outside my house and realize that the pigs have followed me home. "I blame Trombonista!" I screech as I strap on my suicide vest and run outside through my front door to meet the cops. They riddle my body with hollow point rounds, setting off the explosives and turning my house into a fucking crater. I am immediately sent to Hyperborea on my death, wherein I choose to reincaranate as Adolf Hitler 2.0.

I'm proud to be an American.

Boring. Boring. Boring.

 

[StudMccool]

I wake up at 7am and drink three liters of Pepsi Real Sugar. I log into the USPG 2 thread to see that Trump still hasn't executed all migrants with a bolt gun yet. Enraged, I create twenty sock accounts and spam violent sexual threats to Lolcow Salon users so I can cool off. I go to the gym and assault every person I see that does not have blonde hair and blue eyes until the staff call the police again and I have to dive out the window to escape. My skin is punctured with glass, so I have to go to the ER and pay a 50,000 dollar medical bill after insurance to get it removed. I return home and log into USPG 2. TTD has not been achieved. Enraged, I create a Proton Email account and send my work-in-progress fanfiction to the official KF contact form, wherein I marry Null and stuff slices of pizza up his ass.

I hear police sirens outside my house and realize that the pigs have followed me home. "I blame Trombonista!" I screech as I strap on my suicide vest and run outside through my front door to meet the cops. They riddle my body with hollow point rounds, setting off the explosives and turning my house into a fucking crater. I am immediately sent to Hyperborea on my death, wherein I choose to reincaranate as Adolf Hitler 2.0.

I'm proud to be an American.

"I wake up at 7am"

 

[Breadbassket]

We speak it properly, mind you.

Glory to Noah Webster.

 

[BradCarter]

NOW ITS AY CARAMBA; THEYRE STICKING FRUITS TO OUR HEADS, AND FREEZING US!

What are you? "A green beaner"

 

[StudMccool]

I'm kind of worried about how much you rely on Google AI for your "research" and forming your facts and opinions.

dawg im let you in on my nihilistic secret, despite trumps advances there is LOTS of people who still think its ok to decide what gender you are on the fly

we are quite a ways away from "peer revived sources" being read.

ask for the truth you get the lie, you dig and find what you find to be the real truth most people will respond to you "the front of google says this and I havent heard otherwise from the 3 major news networks"

best comparison I can give you is this, after Alexander and his army had been marching days with dwindling to no supplies they came upon a miraculous well in the desert but it only bubbled a tiny bit at a time.
Alexanders captains rushed to fill a helmet with the water and offer it to the parched young general to drink first. Upon receiving the helmet of water he stopped and considered his thirsty men, after due thought he stood up and marched to a small hill near him so his vast army could better see their general dump the water into the sands proclaiming "A split helmet by me shall feel as a full drink to every man here".

If it dosent make sense why he did that, thats my point. Sometimes when your dealing with illogical or "sucky" circumstances the best thing you can do is embrace it until such circumstances change.

 

[deleuzeon]

I got a little puffy hearing America slander from a possible europoor so I googled what the EU literacy rate is and it made me even more heated

No, sorry for the misunderstanding, I'm American. The innumeracy jab was a reference to that recent thing where Harvard said they're getting students who can't even do algebra. So yeah American kids can't read or do math.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I will be disappointed if the word "nigger" wasn't dropped in the secret group chat.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

can't even do algebra

Who actually does algebra in their adult life.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

dawg im let you in on my nihilistic secret, despite trumps advances there is LOTS of people who still think its ok to decide what gender you are on the fly

we are quite a ways away from "peer revived sources" being read.

ask for the truth you get the lie, you dig and find what you find to be the real truth most people will respond to you "the front of google says this and I havent heard otherwise from the 3 major news networks"

best comparison I can give you is this, after Alexander and his army had been marching days with dwindling to no supplies they came upon a miraculous well in the desert but it only bubbled a tiny bit at a time.
Alexanders captains rushed to fill a helmet with the water and offer it to the parched young general to drink first. Upon receiving the helmet of water he stopped and considered his thirsty men, after due thought he stood up and marched to a small hill near him so his vast army could better see their general dump the water into the sands proclaiming "A split helmet by me shall feel as a full drink to every man here".

If it dosent make sense why he did that, thats my point. Sometimes when your dealing with illogical or "sucky" circumstances the best thing you can do is embrace it until such circumstances change.

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> complains about literacy rates
> gets mildly called out on info sourcing
> doubles down on dumbing down

I don't get it.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Who actually does algebra in their adult life.

The original white people who built Silicon Valley.

Before kikes and pajeets and boomers fucked it all up.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Who actually does algebra in their adult life.

Me sadly.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

> complains about literacy rates
> gets mildly called out on info sourcing
> doubles down on dumbing down

I don't get it.

I think his point is getting data from the same place everyone else does can be helpful. "I saw it on KF" means it's a conspiracy theory to many. "Google AI told me" is, like it or not, what many many would consider fact.

So if you can get the facts from such a trusted source normies will be more likely to actually accept what it says.

 

[deleuzeon]

Who actually does algebra in their adult life.

Engineers, accountants, tax people, programmers, throw a dart at a STEM job. But is that really the point? I said the kids can't even do it. We're talking basic abstraction and balancing equations here. Honestly pathetic to even be in high school and not understand algebra at an intuitive level, but these zoomers are hitting the Ivy League illiterate and innumerate.

 

[StudMccool]

> complains about literacy rates
> gets mildly called out on info sourcing
> doubles down on dumbing down

I don't get it.

first of all, I wanna let ya know I appreciate you adding more nuance and context.
I never claimed my info was the authoritative take or "fact" but just info I stumbled upon on that google seems to wanna corroborate, when your write your peer revied paper on the issue ill happily put it into chat GPT for its bullet points

Im just that kinda retard

 

[Calandrino]

They spell 'color' with a U. They're not literate.

There's no U in color and ya know what? there's no U in America either so go smoke a fag

 

[DickMain]

https://justthenews.com/government/white-house/trump-signs-executive-order-declassifying-records-related-russia-collusion

>Trump orders declassification of investigation to prove Trump rigged the election
I can't wait to watch some bleeding heart robe jockey twist themselves into a pretzel trying to argue why Trump having himself declassified is a bad thing and we shouldn't look at it or notice things and that he seriously rigged it guys trust me bro.

There's no U in color and ya know what? there's no U in America either so go smoke a fag

United States of America. Beans on toast isn't a real food.