Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
Since no one asked ill just ask.

Did Rekieta fuck Juju the cow in the ass?
Imagine being Ethan Ralph.
Juju would rather let a child endangering swinger cuckold skelly freak into his shack near his Hulagirl86 carrying his heir daughter than the Ralphamale who has never been convicted for felony drug possession and he's also the better courtroom operator.
SAD and PATHETIC. It's not about drugs or drunkenness. Juju sees piggytits as IRRELEVANT.
 
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It's well established that Nick's an anorexic who hates fat so much that he thinks that his skeletal frame is the peak of male sexiness.
It's also why he starved his kids to the point they're permanently stunted and people had to call the cops to get them some food.
If you look closely, you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart seethes in half:
Lmao this dumb fucking junkie retard spent something like $5K to go to Los Angeles to get publicly snaked for $5 by Juju. What an absolute loser.
I am Nick's complete lack of embarrassment.
He literally got a big black cock tattooed on his arm by an "artist" who draws like Chris-Chan.
- 15m: he starts whining about not being allowed to drink and how forbidding him the use of mood-altering substances doesn't make sense because sugar and caffeine are still allowed.
Pure reddit-tier retardation.
 
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Kind of reminds me of Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

You just know Nick has dragged everyone kicking and screaming into the Dabbleverse for far too long when this Rorschach test immediately evokes his latest nemesis:

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Damn, you quoted more relevant sources in this than Nick has in his entire Youtube career.

I bet he will be super upset once he discovers this dismantling or a certain ShockJock wannabe radiohost covers it.
Excuse me? EX shock jock thank you. Even Disgraced shock jock! Wannabe? Why I never.
 
Even better, Kaposi's sarcoma is benign but in someone like Nick it's a clear symptom of AIDS.
Cancer is never benign, by definition. A sarcoma is a cancer. It's just one of the cancers that (without AIDS) you'll usually live long enough to die of something else.
Damn, you quoted more relevant sources in this than Nick has in his entire Youtube career.
But Nick has that criminally convicted schizoid weirdo on Quora.
 
Excuse me? EX shock jock thank you. Even Disgraced shock jock! Wannabe? Why I never.
YouTube ShockJock, but you wannabe on Radio again so bad :cunningpepe:
But Nick has that criminally convicted schizoid weirdo on Quora.
You are of course right, who needs peer reviewed scientific studies when you have Dr. Mengele on Quora?
 
Timeline:
23rd of May: Removal of children
28th of May: Nick preemptive cope about drug testing positives
28th of May: Alisha Sweep visiting the residence of teach them how to clean the house
30th of May: The family was tested
Pedantry: Nick and Kayla being tested on the 30th doesn't mean the children were also tested on that day. But it is still unlikely that he could have known test results on the 28th because that's right after Memorial Day, and the children were removed on the Thursday before Memorial Day weekend. Leaves very little time for collecting samples, sending them to the lab, testing, retesting, writing up the results, and informing the court.

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Revealed that he consults on porn sex-consent contracts

If we are being fair, he merely got a copy of a contract from a thot or man-o-sphere grifter he used to associate with to use as content for his show.

Last I'll say tonight...

Nick laughing and shaming Detective Quin Pomplun BY NAME attending the early morning services at Open Door Christian Church—Nick's "new church"—while he attends the later service is wildly reckless. Or is it?

Hey, Minnesota, does anyone give a fuck???

No. Do not touch the cow.

15m: he starts whining about not being allowed to drink and how forbidding him the use of mood-altering substances doesn't make sense because sugar and caffeine are still allowed.

Sugar comes from 'sugar cane' and that makes it the same thing as 'cocaine'! They even end with the same sound!

This is some junkie 'no u' logic where they say that you are just as bad because you are addicted to coffee... Yes, I have seen and heard this exact logic...

- 1h40m: bodycam footage is good, but not in Nick's case, because it is "narrated by a biased narrator"

More specifically, Nick thinks 'all' bodycam footage is biased, but conceded it was still a net good.
 
- Nick called DUIGuy 'unethical' for rescinding his offer of pro bono representation. He said they had a tentative agreement after one phone call, then cut off contact with no warning. He said it was an ethics violation.

He dodged a bullet. DUIGuy is just awful. His pro bono work for a speeding ticket might be okay. Not felony drug possession.

Also, if after a phone call, the lawyer decides he's not equipped to defend 1 oz of cocaine possession, child endangerment and illegal gun possession FOR FREE, that's not an ethics violation. Skelly was denying he had cocaine so the offer was made when Skelly was asserting any drug tests would be negative. He's such a shit.
 
2. Hair follicle tests are RACIST AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE DAS RITEEE
Ridiculous. They're claiming Blacks have it worse. The last time I checked, Nicholas Rekieta of Rekieta Law only wore blackface once.
Thank you for this post. Just to put a point on the "racism" issue because I did a deep dive when Nick cited this.

The scientific issue, as I understand it, is that curly hair (read: blacks, usually + some whites) is more porous and therefore more absorbent. Then I considered that Kayla has curly hair (somewhat unfortunately, it's not her best feature). Then I looked at the many pics of the Rekieta kids on the Internet. His kids' hair is straighter than straight, all of them. So, in addition to an 8-year-old's hair being very similar to adult hair, Nick's then 8-year-old does not have porous hair. He's just pulling shit out of his ass.

No. Do not touch the cow.
It wasn't a call to action. It was frustration. For a brief moment, we hoped that Detective Pomplun was lurking here (the Cog vid, etc) - not an outlandish theory considering Ana Kasparian does.

The "system" has been incredibly fair to Nick. Too fair, imo.

Meanwhile, he has vomited all over Pomplun, another random fat cop, a witness for the prosecution (Aaron), Sweep, Pierce, the other CPS worker whose name escapes me, "Brent" who urine tested him, the "recovery" program he was mandated to attend, Judge Fischer, his old church and it's former pastor, his sister-in-law, and Dan Sletta.

...And he's on a cocaine bender in LA. It's all rather extraordinary.

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Skelly was denying he had cocaine so the offer was made when Skelly was asserting any drug tests would be negative. He's such a shit.
Balldo's just living up to his obligation never to open his cock-holster without a dick in it unless it's to lie, be completely wrong, or both.
...And he's on a cocaine bender in LA. It's all rather extraordinary.
"I'm so cool," said Balldo to himself. "Nobody has any idea I'm on coke!"
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You have a good memory! Looks like you found it back in 2023.
[Insert b&w pic of Nick as Tomlinson tapping the side of his head]

I like the theories, especially the close by one. We all know for all of Nick's bluster about being adventurous, he's actually pretty lazy and lame. Goes to hedo twice. Guess to a trick stop sex toy shop. Where else has he been?
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That's right, there is burlesque karaoke at Gay 90s this weekend.
I wonder if he has the money still for bottle service and a VIP booth?

In the continuing record of Nick's expenditures, assuming Thurs. - Sun.., assuming a hotel, travelling Delta (he's on record for being brand-loyal), first class (also on record bc... long legs):

Bob & Celeste, are you proud?
I just realized why they bothered to "treat" the kids to a midmarket (are there any other kind? I'm being redundant, sorry.) waterslide park next to the Mall of America. It's right by the airport. So, just like the only time they took their kids to the grandparents, it was bc it was "on the way" to Hedo. So they got someone to pick up the kids from the water slide place, or Kayla took them home, elder son driving ofc in that case, and he or he & Q got on with the real purpose of the trip - hanging with greasy bloated losers in LA.

Every single thing he does is self-serving. Every single thing.
 
- Nick talks about his bodycam footage and how the police were making commentary on how big his house was out of jealousy and how they would have taken better care of it. This proves how bad they all are

This is not the own he thinks it is, holy SHIT. Imagine someone saying this about your home, having the neglect be so obvious that a complete stranger feels okay candidly talking about it? There must've been shit smeared on the walls, and in the absence of any other ebidence, I choose to believe it.

I had to listen to it myself.

(there's short silence at the beginning, the rest of the clip should be OK)

Roughly cleaned YT transcript:
Body cam footage in general is terrible, there's more issues with it than just trying to acquire it.

You get to see like how shitty cops are in general when you review it: making little jokes and like they're jealous of stuff... and they they're not Oh wait did they say look at this house what did they say about your

What would they say "this house just keeps on going... Man I can't believe like how he's treated this house. I would be way better with this." Like, no, you wouldn't. You don't have it.

It's been established his brain power is gone, even Ethan Ralph admitted it (which should be really scary when Ralph says it). How can you listen to comment like this and not feel shame but just feel need to belittle a small town cop. He's fried.

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Juju's studio is so small that not only you can see they all going into each other frames but you can literally see Juju's baldspot.
 
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How can you listen to comment like this and not feel shame but just feel need to belittle a small town cop. He's fried.
The irony of someone - someone who's never done a full day of worthwhile, honest work in his life, failed at every opportunity for either real work or "lucky break/ right place, right time accident," and could only afford his "Minnesota 80s standard decor" house in Bumfuck because his mommy stood the cash - looking down his long nose at people who do their real, public service, jobs with diligence and care. No, Nick, even a "jealous" poor rube or vindictive social worker can see you live and force your children to live in an abused shit hole of a place and that you are a hot mess who cares about nothing and no one.

Eta: in the bit of the Dax show I nearly fell over with boredom watching last night, this same Nick seemed astounded that his former acquaintances dumped him and haven't come back crawling. He really is delusional.
 
Cancer is never benign, by definition. A sarcoma is a cancer. It's just one of the cancers that (without AIDS) you'll usually live long enough to die of something else.
That's what I meant by benign, it's not going to kill you by itself, you'll just live long enough and die of something else since it usually only shows up when you're pretty old to begin with.

The AIDS version is totally different though.
 
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