Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Mega-ultra plot twist:
Someone, at some point during the next five years, doses Nick like he dosed his daughter.
He pees hot, it violates his parole, and he goes to jail.

Spoiler: Twist

- ... the very last test failed, but how?!
- I was eight then, now I am thirteen and it's time for my revenge. Enjoy prison, stalker father.

 

[Briareus]

 

[Swole McPole]

I suspect it's more successful for those who don't think they know more than everyone else within a thousand-mile radius.

In the past, I've had some dealings with specialist programs aimed at providing rehab to doctors and lawyers who've screwed up and had their addictions come to light. It's generally regarded as a truism among the people who work in such programs that addiction treatment for those people is MORE difficult and MORE intractable because of their belief that they're smarter than everybody else. They've generally built up a whole pile of rationalisations for their behaviour, and because of their income, they've often avoided the kind of rock bottom that most people are confronted with prior to rehab, so they see themselves as somehow 'different' to the typical addict.

And of course, we've already seen Nick deploying these rationalisations when he talked about his experience of rehab. Because this was a non-specialist rehab, the (reformed?) wine moms that run the place probably haven't had extensive experience with this type of addict, so they may well have been suckered by Rekieta's wine mom charm offensive. But I suspect that the judge in his case is all too well aware of the lore around these issues, hence his rebuke to Rekieta's bullshit about how 'smart' he thinks he is.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I HAD TO SORT OUT MY FIERCE AUDIO ISSUES

Bitch you've been a streamer for years now, what are these sudden audio issues shutting you down.

 

[Folgers Can]

Truly back to form. Feels just like these old days.

OK fine, a likely excuse, but WTF does MAPton have to do with it? So now Supertips being coded on a potato has put Nick's audio on the fritz even when no supertips are being sent yet, leaving him helpless as hours of shower calls to MAPton go unanswered while he's on an east coast vacay for 5 days, yet somehow every last muppet and talking fruit or vegetable across the Dabbleverse manages to fire up Supertips with none of these problems. And this is the guy that just spent months ranting and raving in chats about the Toe's streaming setup being so tech-illiterate... how embarrassing.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Mega-ultra plot twist:
Someone, at some point during the next five years, doses Nick like he dosed his daughter.
He pees hot, it violates his parole, and he goes to jail.

Super duper mega ultra twist:
In an act of desperation, on a random drug test Nick substitutes his own pee with that of his eight year old daughter. Unfortunately, it still tests hot for cocaine metabolites.

 

[hesaback]

If he has any sense he will be getting that 80 hours out of the way as soon as possible, but he doesn't so I doubt he will.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

He will just get prescription drugs and do Galaxy Gas all day. He won't get busted by his PO but the damage he will do to himself will make current Skelly look normal.

How long until we catch Nick out the back of the Gas Station going full Rama Rama?

 

[None More Black]

Who does he even think his audience is?

 

[Sneed Force One]

I HAD TO SORT OUT MY FIERCE AUDIO ISSUES

Bitch you've been a streamer for years now, what are these sudden audio issues shutting you down.

More like "I couldn't implement a tipping system that aggressively fingerprints it's users and is owned by a pedophile and developed by pedophile enabler in time"

 

[goattea]

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According to Wil, he didn't choose the balldoguarding, he got put there

Wil Herren is a real-life Bobby Boucher (the Waterboy)- Lives in Louisiana (in the bumfuck bayou part too) and instead of muttering "Mama said", he says "Nick said" when in conversation.

Didn´t he interview the women that was at the hearings and was kind of making fun of Rekieta ? Balldo probably bought him with something.

 

[Tiger Jack]

No stream because Ricky Rackets the Rail King had to go on one last ride before he hung up his skis for good, please understand.

 

[not william stenchever]

I went full-mast so fast I got lightheaded

An experience that Rackets can never have again with his chronic erectile dysfunction

Lol, tonka can make his return now, Rackets is more of a coward than tonka.

Tonkasaw should unironically do a stream about the downfall of Rickety Rackets titled "Miserable. Just Miserable". Invite Warski on for maximum effect.

How long until we catch Nick out the back of the Gas Station going full Rama Rama?

I suspect he's going to start taking enough benadryl to meet the hat man. Or do other weird shit people make trip reports on reddit of.

 

[Oxyjen]

No stream because Ricky Rackets the Rail King had to go on one last ride before he hung up his skis for good, please understand.

I wish Metokur was alive to see this day.

 

[Troonos]

In the past, I've had some dealings with specialist programs aimed at providing rehab to doctors and lawyers who've screwed up and had their addictions come to light. It's generally regarded as a truism among the people who work in such programs that addiction treatment for those people is MORE difficult and MORE intractable because of their belief that they're smarter than everybody else. They've generally built up a whole pile of rationalisations for their behaviour, and because of their income, they've often avoided the kind of rock bottom that most people are confronted with prior to rehab, so they see themselves as somehow 'different' to the typical addict.

And of course, we've already seen Nick deploying these rationalisations when he talked about his experience of rehab. Because this was a non-specialist rehab, the (reformed?) wine moms that run the place probably haven't had extensive experience with this type of addict, so they may well have been suckered by Rekieta's wine mom charm offensive. But I suspect that the judge in his case is all too well aware of the lore around these issues, hence his rebuke to Rekieta's bullshit about how 'smart' he thinks he is.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

My dad is the same way. Brilliant computer engineer, but a stroke broke him psychiatrically and turned him into an unstable narcissist who wanted to live on the wild side, so he started using hard drugs and alcohol, and at no point did he ever acknowledge that anything was wrong with his mental state, nor would he ever admit that his substance use was a problem, even after 3 DUIs. Always thought he knew better than doctors regarding his health, and more than veterinarians regarding his neglected pets.

I feel people in "high IQ" careers don't get much benefit from therapy and psych treatment because they think it's beneath them and that they're the professional's peer because of the status of their profession, and none of these issues are ever actually their problem.

A lot of Rekieta's mannerisms and behavior since his decline have been a perfect mirror of my dad's during his crazy period.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta also announced on Twitter that today's stream will definitely happen, explaining that the delay was due to "audio issues."

( X | A )

Joking about drugs and alcohol has been working well for him, so he made a few more jokes on the subject. Additionally, the implementation of super tips was tied to the "audio issues," as he admitted he needed help from someone smarter than himself.

( X | A )

He also mentioned that he is not afraid of @MNPublicRecords.

( X | A )

 

[break these cuffs]

He also mentioned that he is not afraid of @MNPublicRecords.

( X | A )

"Balldo is not afraid of MNPublicRecords. Balldo has never been afraid of MNPublicRecords."
-56288

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Guy has like five kids all in a church based homeschooling co-op and zero people wrote a letter in support. That's what his local community thinks of him. I think I've only seen that behavior when someone gets outed as a pedophile or the BTK killer or something. Simply wild.

Showing up to church high with smelly kids is something that parishioners tend to frown upon, especially those of the Scandinavian prude variety.

Total and Complete Kiwi Victory. As funny as 30 days in jail might be, the 5 years of probation while remaining clean is even funnier because, as much as Nick claims otherwise, he really is an addict and there's basically no chance he makes it through.

Calling it now - Nick will be the first documented case of a human overdosing on nitrous.

 

[AltisticRight]

Is Kayla incapable of driving? Are Nick's worthless ass parents incapable? Please someone enlighten me.

She's a useless trollop that's zonked out on pills all day watching star trek and playing stupid mobile games. She only drives when Aaron or Romaine is around. Well, she's usually not the driver.

No wonder the only decent meal they managed to get was from Aaron.

Depends on the time of the day. They both got a taste of Aaron's meals and they both miss it so dearly.

Honestly, I think basic life skills such as cooking, laundry, balancing your bank account should be things we bring back to schools.

Instead of that, schools want to teach useless shit such as the intricacies of abnormal chromosome disabilities and various types of crossdressing porn-sick freaks. Cooking is a lot of fun.

whatever funds he brings in through streaming

Streaming?
What stream?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Instead of that, schools want to teach useless shit such as the intricacies of abnormal chromosome disabilities

Normally the the basic things are taught at home. The fact that it is now requested as a curriculum in schools just shows how badly parents are failing at raising their kids. No manners, no basic living skills, no discipline. That schools might be teaching some useless shit, I'll concede that. But schools are not the place to fix children parents ruined.

Fuck lazy parents who just want offspring as validation and then drop them on the public school system expecting magical results.

I really wonder how much Nick's kids learned with the pill-fiend mother as their teacher.