The Elder Scrolls

[Escalating Violence]

WE (Character creator is good at least)

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>Blacks are the most talented warriors naturally in the known ES world.
What did King Todd mean by this?

 

[Yak-130 Mitten]

Anyone even considering playing this slop is a retard.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

ahem
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Mind if you link that thread or at least what /v/ alternative it is?

 

[Hunnenschlachter]

>Blacks are the most talented warriors naturally in the known ES world.
What did King Todd mean by this?

Oblivion wasn't based. At least in Morrowind Redguards had a lower intelligence stat than the Bretons and Imperials (but not Nords).

 

[Oilspill Battery]

fingers crossed for daggerfall remake.

I may be misremembering, but wasn't like 90% of daggerfall procedually generated with essentially no landscapes all taking place on a flat plane?

What is there to remaster? They'd have to make a game from scratch.

 

[StacticShock]

Aaaand it's gone. Also where is that, sharty?

8chan moe, it's anonymous, not chud.

Mind if you link that thread or at least what /v/ alternative it is?

nigga it's the only thread in 8chan right now, moe not the Q shit kun one.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

>Blacks are the most talented warriors naturally in the known ES world.
What did King Todd mean by this?

Redguards are also massive weebs. Their whole thing is being fantasy Moors who really like samurai type stuff.

 

[Archduke of Sneedinheim]

Playing on my MSI CLAWand it's seems to be running better than expected at least in the sewers at medium everything with fsr set to ultra performance 48 fps. It did get pissy about not having any actual vram when I started it so I'm guessing the actual open world is going to make my system shit itself lol

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

I may be misremembering, but wasn't like 90% of daggerfall procedually generated with essentially no landscapes all taking place on a flat plane?

What is there to remaster? They'd have to make a game from scratch.

It was more like 99.99% procedurally generated, tens of thousands of different locations and maybe enough manually made ones to count on one hand.

 

[Meat Target]

There is no approval.

It's Glittering Gems of Hatred. Not Glittering Gems of "Yeah, no, your twitchy action shooting game is totally a real Fallout see how it's a tabletop experience... the way a strip club is."

I never said the oldfags ever gave their approval. The NV fanboys just think they have the oldfags' approval because NV has a Fallout 2 reference here and there.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

A mod to change the "type 1 and 2" nonsense back to male and female is already up on nexus mods (for now).

https://www.nexusmods.com/oblivionremastered/mods/84

That didn't last long, to the surprise of no one.

I would literally pay like a nexus cuck for access to a site called something like 'chud mods'

https://basedmods.eth.limo/browse/

Although the fact that no one on the "right" has created a Modding website is a bit stupid. Nexus is so simple to run that even trannies can do it, or at least they can hire trannies and the drain on their resources isn't enough to kill them outright.

Of course we have "but how does this effect you personally" fags in the mod's comment section.

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If you look at the steam forums, reset era, reddit, etc, this is your bog standard trolling op they use against any one who complains about wokeshit in games. It's to the point I'm almost thinking it's like a Firebell op or SA op or something. Anyone mentioning the "Body Type 1/2" thing at all gets swarmed by them explaining how much no one cares and you're a chud reactionary weirdo obsessed with sex if you do care.

"It's just a minor change bro just ignore it bro we already have the change in bro you're wasting your time being upset bro bro bro no one cares bro and if you keep talking about it bro because no one cares bro we'll mute you from speaking bro and bro do you really wanna fuck a kajeeet that bad bro bro bro and if you dare undo it we'll fucking ban you from every site we control but it's a minor change bro stop whining bro."

But because they're dumb fucking commies they always let it slip, calling you "chud" and "reactionary," which are both terms that only brainrotted reddit commies use.

Remember, their goal is to weaponize the "Tyranny of the Minority" until they can normalize the change in zoomer/alpha's minds. That is to say, if 25% of people won't eat non-halal meat and the other 75% won't care if meat is halal, you WILL get halal meat, because it doesn't make sense to cut off 25% of your customer base over something 100% either likes or doesn't care about. The minority's opinion takes precedence because everyone else "doesn't care." For another example, look at how Pajeet Indians got McDonalds to fuck up their fries becuase somethign something beef tallow, something something "the only thing from a cow we take into our bodies are steaming cow shit and piss."

If a vanishingly small number of activists force this made up "body type" shit on the industry, but no one cares, then it will become permanent. This relies on anyone who does care being silenced outright or pressured into "not caring."

And, of course, also remember that "body type 1/2" is a foundational cultural shibboleth to the woke left. If you're confused, it's basically a coded way of declaring your belief in transsexuals being real.

 

[Mr Sister]

I got suckered into buying it. Focused on mages guild first to craft my own spell. The Cheydinhal one is impossible because you can not swim through the hole in the water, meaning the entire mages guild questline can't be done. Better be a quick patch, but well that's what I get for being a sucker. Gives me little hope to how much playtesting has been done if the fucking mages guild is broken due to terrain updates.

 

[dustnight]

Someone reuploaded the body type mod to Nexus.

https://www.nexusmods.com/oblivionremastered/mods/116

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[Aigis Is My Robot GF]

What does this mean?

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Oblivion wasn't based. At least in Morrowind Redguards had a lower intelligence stat than the Bretons and Imperials (but not Nords).

They still did in Oblivion.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

They still did in Oblivion.

Can confirm. Both Redguard sexes are tied with Nords and male Orcs in terms of having the lowest intelligence stat.

EDIT: The reuploaded male and female mod is top 3 in endorsements.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

The success of this jeetslop remake just goes to show how starved consumers are of really any open world RPG. I'll stick to replaying the original when I get the itch to.

It's an open world that doesn't involve you walking over, naked, to a random tree and punching it until you get wood logs, then having to build a house from scratch or somesuch shit until you close it and walk away.

MMOs, Open World, RPGs... All got fed to the corporate machine, ground up and filtered through whatever Jeets could code and purple haired feminist bimbos who would never play a vieo game in their lives could design. "Minecraft made several billion dollars doing this so shut the fuck up and implement naked tree punching, Poondeep!"

Yea that's just what Morrowind needs, a blurry piss filter....

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DO NOT REDEEM

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Can confirm. Both Redguard sexes are tied with Nords and male Orcs in terms of having the lowest intelligence stat.

EDIT: The reuploaded male and female mod is top 3 in endorsements.
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Surprised the mod is still up. I'll give it another hour tops.

 

[Iwasbornapoorblackchild]

I got suckered into buying it. Focused on mages guild first to craft my own spell. The Cheydinhal one is impossible because you can not swim through the hole in the water, meaning the entire mages guild questline can't be done. Better be a quick patch, but well that's what I get for being a sucker. Gives me little hope to how much playtesting has been done if the fucking mages guild is broken due to terrain updates.

That makes you wonder if any play testing has been done at all besides the opening stuff.

 

[Deus Exica]

I argue the elves look worse than the Argonians.

All the characters are way too ugly, to the point where I think it borders on mischaracterization. Jauffrey has a fucking snaggle tooth, the guy was an honored Blade and a monk, now he looks like a retard.