Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

All I could think of was this clip of Jim when I saw these pictures.

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Source: Mister Metokur - Breaking Balldo June 2, 2024.

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Speaking of...

Has anybody noticed that he HASN'T gone after Jim? I don't know if he's said thing one about Jim. Even though Jim was highly critical of him.

It's like he'll go after anybody he perceives as smaller or weaker than him, but he knows "Sweety Squad" will fuck up his shit.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

All I could think of was this clip of Jim when I saw these pictures.

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Source: Mister Metokur - Breaking Balldo June 2, 2024.

EDIT: Citation

That picture is still so funny.
Right: Zombed out pill fiend, has no idea where she is and what is going on.
Middle: Cuck Youtuber who knows he is fucked.
Right: Bawled out eyes of the naive Minnesota 6 who was caught up in all this by accident.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick.....kept......my........wedding ring?!

What a goo gobbler!

No, it was before I left. He kept it, she didn't. Thats a little too gay.

So, is this correct?

They're passing this wedding ring around like some kind of cursed heirloom imbued with the powers of Chris Chan's Sonichu talisman. I hope this means Meltonne croaks or starts spiralling too.
(I also used the "modern pride flag" because it's a convoluted faggot mess. The older one looked much better, especially without crossdressing sex pests on it.)

Ramen is Japanese actually

Spoiler: Time to have some food Skelly, at 3am.

Nah, Chinese. Ramen comes from 拉麵 which is pronounced lah mien.
Similar to Japanese Ramen, Chinese ramen differs by the region. The dish itself follows the standard of "noodles with nice broth and toppings". Chinese ramen typically uses tamely flavoured broth (opposed to heavier tonkotsu types, think of miso with soy sauce, Chinese use beef/chicken etc broth), features lots of shallots, coriander (ew) etc and one type of protein such as beef, crab meat and the such; instead of chashu (叉燒 cha shao, also Chinese... Japanese ones are fattier, they're both delicious).

He claims he "left" the polycule. Most people not in a bisexual drug-fueled polycule would conclude that, when a man's wife left him a week or two beforehand, then refused to take him back even after he penned a letter begging her to and self-flagellated publicly about being a narcissist, a more accurate description for what happened is "she left".

That's still his wife, he thought it could be patched up instead of parting ways. They're obviously in a complicated relationship. I don't want to sound like an utter faggot but people don't know how emotions fly unless they're put in this kind of crap mess. There's nothing wrong with what he tried to do.
If he shows up to Pedomania to try and get Ape back, then sure, he's an even bigger, more pathetic cuck than he already is. That's an achievement, because no man can beat "getting cucked by an emaciated bisexual skeleton", as no man can beat "getting cucked by a washed radio shockjock that streams to 350 people". They can only defeat each other.
"Another win for the toe" is becoming "Andy Warski livestreamed CP". Just let it go man. Aaron will step on rakes with or without people reminding us of his pathetic antics. For the sake of his kids, I wish him the best though.
Here's my other two cents:
This relationship was never going to work out. Seriously, the wedding was officiated at some trashy Vegas chapel? Did they book Fake Elvis too?
Bro just taped the wedding ring to a piece of paper with some gay soliloquy. Guess who else did something like that?

Ethan Ralph's gay fucking poem.
Ethan Ralph had his wedding in Vegas too.
@All becomes gunt's name is highly prophetic. Every lolcow of the Sektur eventually becomes Ethan Ralph .

Nick is losing his shit in KarmicX YT channel chat! Lol
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Who is this guy?

Seriously, fuck this gay skelly for inflicting all these retards upon us.

 

[Molag Bal]

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I came here to ask for this.

Nothing in his probation demands this and April was not convicted of anything either.
Since she was not part of the CHIPS case she also did not have any mandatory drug assessments or piss tests.

April could have been doing coke this entire time. So if I was the PO, hanging out with her would be a big red flag.
But hey, Nick discussed doing coke with Melton when he visits Vegas on Twitter, and he still got the court's approval to travel anyway.

So she went from being his side hoe to being his coke dealer. April is moving up in the world.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Has anybody noticed that he HASN'T gone after Jim? I don't know if he's said thing one about Jim. Even though Jim was highly critical of him.

Daddy doesn't like it when I talk back.

 

[break these cuffs]

I hope his PO has organized an unannounced piss test by a Vegas colleague over the weekend.

There is a trick NFL players have talked about using, besides bribing the cockwatch, when they get in the league's substance abuse program. You're basically guaranteed 2 years of piss testing from how I've seen it explained. It's 2x unscheduled piss tests a week and you I have 3 (maybe 4 I forget) hours to take the test once called. It doesn't matter if the you missed the call. A missed test is a fail. I believe there is a 3(?) day minimum in between tests. You also have to notify the test company of your whereabouts like they're a PO.

What I'm talking about might still be doable for him, although I see there are some added complications these days. Nicky was willing to spend a bunch of money to be able to get fucked up while out on bail. I know he'd be willing to do this. I can't wait to see if he does it since he'll almost certainly coyly talk about it on stream thinking' he's smarter than everyone else!

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Nick.....kept......my........wedding ring?!

What a goo gobbler!

I have no idea why Nick thinks constantly reminding people about your…. Ménage-a-Trois is some epic own.

Nobody is looking at Nick as if he’s a winner who stole anything from you. Everyone looks at him like a jilted lover, who had his wife taken by another man that he facilitated.
If I was Nick, I would literally just try to bury the whole thing and act like it never happened.

It should be “Aaron who?”

Not “hahaha Aaron I gave your wedding ring to the pedophile who made valid sexual threats against your children ha ha ha ha ha ha I’m totally not obsessed with you ha ha ha ha ha”.

He’s desperately trying to do a Dick Masterson/Maddox sort of thing with you, but the thing is the whole Dick and Maddox thing happened when they were both in theirearly 30s and both single men with no kids or anything. So Dick doing stunts like that was entertaining at first.

But nigga, ya got kids, you got a mortgage, your pushing 50… like stop dude.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I do enjoy the Qover to Melton's Dicksucker pipeline being layed out in such a visual fashion. Good work

Edit: @Third World Aristocrat according to Aaron's own claim on his KF post yesterday, he sent the letter and ring after he left but before their arrest. This would place it around late April / Early May

 

[Oxyjen]

I do enjoy the Qover to Melton's Dicksucker pipeline being layed out in such a visual fashion. Good work

It’s very funny. I don’t recognize the flag behind Melton but will take a guess.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I have no idea why Nick thinks constantly reminding people about your…. Ménage-a-Trois is some epic own.

Nick seems to have developed a mental block where he logically accepts he fucked April but cannot grasp that the world knows Aaron fucked his wife.

Reminding people of April automatically invokes the opposite event. Yet in Nick's brain. This never happened.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

I was playing ATS the other day and I think I found Rekieta's new numberplates. It is my sincere belief that they fit him much better than LAWPOPE. Nicky, if when you're reading this, please consider putting them on your balldomobile. As a bonus, they will surely provide you with some much-needed anonymity for your next brief visit to 7286 Highway 71 South in Willmar.

In case the brain damage has become so severe you can't comprehend the joke, the joke is that you're a dull fucking cuck. Your entire identity has been destroyed, and now that is all you remain: a cuckold who is physically no longer able to produce a show that is entertaining through its own content. You have dreamed of making the show all about your own narcissistic self, and this dream has finally come true. Except, as is typically the case in these kinds of stories, it was not quite in the form you had imagined.

Now burn another bridge and amuse the onlookers with your self-destructive antics, you otherwise very dull cuck.

Spoiler: Some Ramen Sperging

Sorry to be that guy, but it is indeed Chinese. The Japs were just the first one to call it that. They even use the characters usually used for foreign words:「ラーメン」

on topic though...no one is eating ramen at 4 AM unless they're high as shit, let's be real

That very article states in paragraph two that it was invented in the Chinatown of Yokohama. Not Peking or Shanghai. The Japanese wiki elaborates on that, explaining how a Japanese-owned Chinese restaurant had the idea in 1910. Even the chinks themselves call this dish "Japanese ramen." Whatever the ancient chinks referred to as "ramen" wasn't this elaborate construct of a dish, but simply a method of preparing noodles, making them long not by cutting the dough, but by stretching it.

Now, when people say ramen, is it an image of this kind that conjures up in your mind?


Or is it this?


I think the answer speaks for itself. The dish is Japanese, invented in Japan, while the noodles in it are prepared using a Chinese method, invented in China and brought to Japan by Chinese cooks. The fact that both are called ramen is confusing, but there we are.

I'm really hoping this whole debate joins the ranks of the tripod and such. They provide so much flavour to the thread.

 

[Time of Space]

Nick clears Aaron of cocaine use because, in typical Nick fashion, he is casting it as Aaron being a "pussy" for not doing blow. His diseased mind thinks that's the bigger failing.

This right here is why I honestly believe he's gonna get the LotY hat-trick.

Despite people warning him for a long time

Despite getting caught and being given severe consequences for his actions

he still holds onto these juvenile notions of his, refusing to ever examine the possible correlations between his choices and the misery his life has become.

I know this can just be chalked up to being basic narcissist behaviour but I'm continuously in awe of just how fucking retarded he is.

 

[Nova902]

Speaking of...

Has anybody noticed that he HASN'T gone after Jim? I don't know if he's said thing one about Jim. Even though Jim was highly critical of him.

It's like he'll go after anybody he perceives as smaller or weaker than him, but he knows "Sweety Squad" will fuck up his shit.

Nick is only capable of punching down. That's a fact jack

 

[30+GameOvers]

Nick being cucked and his wife preferring the dick of another man is even more pathetic when you realize she had 5 kids with Nick. Not only is she very familiar with his cock by this point, but it also lead to her pushing out 5 urchins out of her cooch. You would think with a relationship like that, she would be set for life with her man like a lock and key, but then comes this random Joe who can pleasure her better AND is probably nicer to her as well and sweeps her off her feet while Nick can only watch and seethe(after he jerks off, of course). Actions speak louder than words, I can only imagine how her and Nick got along day to day before alcohol, drugs and swinging came into play.

 

[Nova902]

o 7286 Highway 71 South in Willmar.

Nicks side chick lives next to Wakanda , you can't make this stuff up

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nitter

Nick continues his Ramen cope on Xitter. We totally believe you Nick. You totally wasn't caught texting in Fatrick MAPton's livechat for multiple hours beforehand.



Sword and Scale delivers a brutal response

 

[Kakkerum420]

Aaron Imholte and now this Karmic nobody prove: Rekieta is now a jobber for youtubers to level up on.

I mean, his daughter tested positive for cocaine and he's a lying cuck. I'm pretty sure A-log himself could launch a small career from dunking on Rekieta at this point.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I mean, his daughter tested positive for cocaine and he's a lying cuck. I'm pretty sure A-log himself could launch a small career from dunking on Rekieta at this point.

Logatto vs Rekieta Stand Up challenge. Whoever wins, the audience loses.

 

[Pomniman]

View attachment 7334322Nicks side chick lives next to Wakanda , you can't make this stuff up

You can't expect him to go to Hedo 2 all the time, incel prude. There's plenty of Funny and Weird stuff to do by Lake Wakanda, I'm sure. Maybe even a temu-brand energii king.

 

[Kakkerum420]

Logatto vs Rekieta Stand Up challenge. Whoever wins, the audience loses.

That sounds like something cartels would use to torture people.