Eurovision Song Contest - Eurofags, Britbongs and Ausfags, let the hate flow through you

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Has Eurovision ever produced good music?

  • Yes

    Votes: 16 61.5%

  • No

    Votes: 2 7.7%

  • Hell no

    Votes: 8 30.8%
  • Total voters
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Opinion on the Maltese entry?
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It's so cheap that I feel compelled to apologize to my home cinema for having played it.
That Maltese pig monster should be very grateful that I generally don't give a shit about the stage presentation for my evaluation
Unfortunately for her, her song is still the cheapest of the cheap
 
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might be delirious due to waking up at 5am to watch this grand final but the audio mixing seems to have really improved from the semis?
i'll be very happy if lithuania and italy place high.
edit: forgot i also love ukraine's entry despite them fucking up the staging, and the semifinal performance being better than today's
 
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What the fuck is Denmark doing
Teasing me with that TB-303 acid scream, only for cheap electropop to come

I feel compelled to share with the rest of the thread some proper TB-303 goodness

... I miss German acid techno so much
 
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XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
What the fuck is Denmark doing
Teasing me with that TB-303 acid scream, only for cheap electropop to come

I feel compelled to share with the rest of the thread some proper TB-303 goodness

... I miss German acid techno so much
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I'm sorry. I didn't know what we were thinking.

It's...... Meh.

Danes being Meh aside, Sweden is nice palate cleanser for shitpost songs.

Why can't we do shitpost songs? Maybe we'd get somewhere.
 
XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
What is it with so many blonde pigs tonight?
Is that an inside joke I'm not privy to?
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I'd rather have pigs than fags.

Except for Malta. Ew.

Any way San Marino..... It's fine.

Edit commentator over here mentioned Eiffel 65 too but then subtlety shat on it. In regards for being generic trash, I am thinking of that one song he did with Pittbull years ago. That too was generic.

Anyway Albania! Ending on a high note.
 
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That was kind of a tame show in terms of weirdness/queerness this year.

Predicting Italy, Denmark, Portugal and Austria to be the top 4 (no particular order, any of these 4 could win) and Israel being the wild card. Germany should land somewhere in the middle or lower end.
 
XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
I bet it's because Switzerland is so expensive that all those genderqueer caricatures simply couldn't afford ticket + food + lodging, leaving more reasonable people to fill the audience
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I mean the entries. Pretty sure the Italian guy is gay. Then there was whatever Malta sent to the show and Finland had their usual weird entry but with a feminist song. Oh, and the girl from Luxembourg but besides these four I think that's it.

You could see enough rainbow flags and stuff in the crowd. And a bearded lady behind the commentators when they did the Waterloo karaoke in the stadion.
 
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