Eurovision Song Contest - Eurofags, Britbongs and Ausfags, let the hate flow through you

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Has Eurovision ever produced good music?

  • Yes

    Votes: 16 61.5%

  • No

    Votes: 2 7.7%

  • Hell no

    Votes: 8 30.8%
  • Total voters
    26
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
You could see enough rainbow flags and stuff in the crowd. And a bearded lady behind the commentators when they did the Waterloo karaoke in the stadion.
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I think some of it may come from attempted humor from the hosts.

Hazel: Keep it straight, said no one at the Eurovision Song Contest.
Rabbits said:
i hope the axolotls from latvia do well
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Me too! They are great.

Oh wow, they are wheeling out Finland, the TRUE winner of Eurovision 2023. I forgot where Baby Lasagna is from and what year he performed but I do remember liking it.

Edit: Oh hey look, Nemo is back with another tranny song, dressed like a stripper. Is he incapable of looking fucking normal?
 
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Alright, I think I spent enough time thinking.
I can present to you my ranking.

1st place - Italy
2nd - Switzerland
3rd - Germany
4. - Latvia
5. - UK
6. - Luxemburg
7. Albania
8. France
9. Lithuania
10. Portugal
11., 12., 13., Finland, Israel, Estonia
14., 15., 16., 17. Armenia, Sweden, Austria, Ukraine
18., 19., 20., 21., 22. Iceland, Netherlands, Greece, Denmark, San Marino
23., 24., 25., 26. Spain, Norway, Poland, Malta

Realistically, only the top 7 are worth talking about
Albania was by far the best of the oriental-sounding tunes. Minus points for the super cheap drop and oriental guitar, otherwise it would've been even higher.
Luxemburg was cute and consistent
UK was really cute and I liked the harmonics, the song got minus points for being very schizophrenic, drastically changing the song every 15 seconds
Latvia was very refreshing, it sounded super majestic. Only the ending was shit, and that was very unfortunate
Germany was really consistent and interesting, plus I fully admit I'm biased
Switzerland and Italy can be joined together, very very good emotional chansons, very consistent, great instrumentals
 
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Damn, they really sped up the jury process. It was always my least favorite part of this mess, but it feels mercifully short. I think it might be because they allowed voting to happen during the show as opposed to after, which would drag the show further than needed.

God, imagine if fucking Switzerland won twice in a row? Sweden won with the same singer, but never back to back.
 
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DenseDeerFather said:
Damn, they really sped up the jury process. It was always my least favorite part of this mess, but it feels mercifully short. I think it might be because they allowed voting to happen during the show as opposed to after, which would drag the show further than needed.
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Pretty sure it was like this last year.

First the votes from the national jurys where they only announce the 12 points and then a 2nd round with the votes from each country.
 
Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Pretty sure it was like this last year.

First the votes from the national jurys where they only announce the 12 points and then a 2nd round with the votes from each country.
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Yes, but they didn't have the "ARE THE POINTS IN, OSTENDAHL?"

Maybe because he'd get boo'd again.
Dana scully said:
Is the Austria singer trans? Why everyone voting for them
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Well...
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Poor Luxemburg
Holy siht Portugal got robbed as well

LMAO 2 audience points for Denmark

HA, only 8 points for Malta
 
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