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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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What a sweet, nice and thoughtful video for his supporters! How could anyone argue he isn't a great father?
 
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hes not looking at the camera because he is high out of his mind. his pupils cover 90% of his eye socket.

Also he is not tired from traveling, he is tired from all the drug muling he had to do.
 
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The hilarious part is, is how he's completely unaware of the circumstances that led him here nor the circumstances themselves. The court didn't enact such limited visitation for it to be the pinnacle of Ralph's relationship with Xander. They did it because the next logical step is zero visitation, assuming the trend continues. He'll holler on X about father's rights, but that has nothing to do with his hourly plexiglass visits. The court deemed him a danger to Xander/Faith, hence the neutral location and third-party dropoff/observers. It wasn't meant to be something you do for all 18 years for Christ's sake, but Ralph can't comprehend that.
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The court didn’t even enact it, it was Faith. She could have easily got a judge to say no visitations given his history and endless evidence of his current troubles. Faith just agreed to limited supervised visits, for whatever reason and he took it, knowing no judge would have even granted that given the circumstances.

He should be grateful to Faith for that because any judge would have told him to fuck off till he gets his act together. Like I said she probably thinks brief supervised visits will just remind Ralph what he is missing. He doesn’t get to be a dad, just an occasional observer.

Ralph for all his phony BS he spews to paypigs is glad he doesn’t actually have to be a dad. He couldn’t handle living with Rozy. Two hour visits with Xander wear him out. Ralph can’t take care of himself, the idea of caring and raising a child is a joke.

Remember “Mr Father’s Rights Ralph” said Harry’s wife really screwed him by him getting full custody of his own children. What a chump Harry is raising his own children. This is how Ralph actually thinks because he’s a gross, vapid, lazy, selfish man.

His current living situation is where his mindset leads to; a sad, empty, vice dependent, lonely existence where his parasocial interactions and alogs pitching pennies at him for food is all he’s got.
 
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He really is amazing.

Goes on a 3 day xanny bender (just finished rehab and is tapering btw, oh and had a seizure the week before but whatever),
Joke's on us though because it was his plan all along to make money.
Then he tweets he got detained at the airport.
Joke's on us though because it was a werk, stupid marks!!
Then he buys his son some toys.
Joke's on us though, because he showed us how RICH he is by showing the receipt (that he has so he can return the stuff that Faith doesn't let little Xannie Xander keep).
Then he almost gets arrested again.
Joke's on us though because actually he was super based singing Heil Hitler Nigga and owning faggots and cucks.
Then he was too scared to cross the road to catch an uber.
Joke's on us though because this hot bish he had fallen in love with 3 second after meeting ran cover for him so he could sneak in.
Then he got owned by everyone ever on twitter.
Joke's on us though because he seethes and cope's with facts and logic in reply.

I kneel before the Guntking.
 
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You can tell Xander doesn't want to do anything with Ralph, LOL.

The sad story of Xander. The spite child Ralph spite procreated just to spite Josh's broke dick, who Ralph then spite refused to paper abort to spite Metokur for calling him a dead beat father.

Now Ralph is spite forcing Xander to see him to spite ruin his birthday cause Xander doesn't want to see the stinky, melting body horror midget.

Poor Xander probably has nightmares about Ralph's horrifying skin condition.
 
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FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw said:
He can stomp his piggy hoof about "muh right to see muh suun" all he likes but one day when Xan is thirteen and he says "I don't wanna see that fat loser and you can't make me", what's Faith supposed to do about it? Wrestle him to the ground and drag him to the car? Call the cops?
Abusing legal mechanisms to force your children to interact with you is a great way to alienate them completely. Both of his children are future "here's why I went no contact with my dad" stories.
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Ralph's going to die alone in Merida many years before Xander will be old enough to realize he can just disobey Faith.
 
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Quintus said:
In the more candid shots, he honestly doesn't look that much better than my grandfather did before he died. Hell, my dad is in the same age range as yours seems to be and I'd say he looks younger than Ralph.
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He looks like a disheveled 60 year old man. Drugs and alcohol, plus raging on the sektur of the internet (key word sektur for certain people) took it's toll. Check his pics 7 years ago and of now. It's a jarring contrast between them
 
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I wouldn’t be surprised if we have Ralph with a walker by the time he’s 45. He’s already in bad shape and has zero activity in his life other than waddle to get Xanax and tortas. All he does is sit on the computer all day with zero activity and with him not eating (muscle wasting) to lose weight his fitness levels are going to drop like a rock in his 40’s because that’s the age where strength and endurance starts to slop off.
 
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All he does is sit on the computer all day with zero activity and with him not eating (muscle wasting) to lose weight his fitness levels are going to drop like a rock in his 40’s because that’s the age where strength and endurance starts to slop off.
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He doesn't even sit in front of the computer all day, only when he's streaming.

The rest of the time he's laying down and restlessly napping in between bouts of xanax withdrawals, when the withdrawal wakes him up he pops a xannie, browses X on his phone while it takes effect then goes back to sleep.

Ralph's chronically fatigued.

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Ralph OFFICIALLY not with Xander on his birthday 4 years running.
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Ah wish ah could have forced you to spend your birthday with me cocksucker! I came inside your mom, what do you think 'bout that?
 
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Cad an Hell said:
Oh no. Ralph is working with the super hacker! Watch out Null! Oh wait… phew… he just saw his son so he is showing mercy, phew!
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Lookit me, Ah’m the all-powerful, feared and mighty Gunt! Ah could destroy Null if ah wanted to but ah’ll hold off for now since we’re online buddies now. Null lubs me and cares about me so ah’ll show him mercy…for NOW.

God this loser’s LARPing is pathetic. He’s a nobody, washed-up, old and feeble. He can’t do shit to anyone.
 
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